What are the sentences that describe "touching people"?

1 You are cool. You have waterfalls in your mouth, drink water from reservoirs, sleep in ancient tombs, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are a leopard Zen cloth, but in fact you are an Antarctic native!

2 a test score of zero is called duck egg; Those who do bad things are called bad people; An empty head is called a fool; Expulsion is called getting out; Alas, alas, it's over; I think it's an idiot!

You are very handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god!

The clear river is flowing, and friendship can be known at a glance. Who will you tell about a bright future? I'll send the message to an idiot!

5 Cheating in the exam, Qi Xin works together. Plagiarism is the main factor, supplemented by cheating. Plagiarism and cheating are combined to ensure passing. If there is an informer, the class will be violent!

6 loneliness? Do you want to go on holiday? Please keep calling 1 10 toll-free to win a two-day value-added tour of the detention center. Now call and send beautiful handcuffs! Fashion prison uniform! Police car pick-up! The top ten can enjoy a free shave!

7 thinking of you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you was just now.

Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love!

Give sb. shoes

As the name implies: it is to "spoof" others, but they are basically well-intentioned and joking. It can be divided into two categories: pictures and software. For the former, there are two good softwares: Meitu Xiu Xiu and Photoshop. There are many methods for the latter. You can have a look at the bottom. But be careful: don't change the whole person's taste The whole person's intention is still a joke. If you don't mess with me, I will mess with you.