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The story of Guan Yu Pinocchio

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My name is Pinocchio, and I am a puppet. Being my old carpenter is a bad old man in his fifties. He has no wife and children, and lives alone in a remote town and a broken wooden house. One day, a rich man told him to make a good puppet The rich man wants to give the puppet to his daughter, whose birthday is coming. The old carpenter made one according to the rich man's request, but he drank too much that day and forgot to make the puppet's ear. The rich man was angry because his ears were small. He thought the old man was laughing at him with a story, so he left without a puppet. The old carpenter threw the puppet aside and went to bed gloomily. Before going to bed, he prayed and said, God, why don't you treat me well? I finally finished this puppet. What should I do now? I spent a lot of good wood on it. Who will pay for my loss? He muttered something and fell asleep.

He is an insignificant old man and occasionally complains. But God heard his prayer, but he was kind to him, so God sent a fairy to help the old man.

I dare say this must be the ugliest fairy in the world. She is short and fat, and her body is swollen. Her breasts hang down to her stomach, and her stomach hangs down to her knees, echoing her ass at a distance. Although she is ugly and not gentle, she still holds the wand that all fairies have. She walked into the room, shining like the bark of a century-old tree. I hated her at first sight, but she was very interested in me.

"Are you the puppet who made trouble?"

"I should go to the fairies' ball now, but now I have to come here to find you. "

"Well, I'll do something for you. You are so rude. "

She looked angry at my silence. But it's not my fault. I'm just a puppet. I can't talk yet, but I'd better not talk. If I could talk, I would laugh when I heard her say she was going to the dance, so she would be more angry.

She touched me with a stick, and I was able to move and talk by myself at once, and my eyes were free to move. It seems that she is doing well, I think so. She was ugly, but she set me free. The ugly fairy doesn't think so. she burst into a tempestuous fit of anger. "Aha, you little thing, ugly puppet, why are you still a puppet?" You should be a real little boy and a carpenter's son. "I listened to her words, hurriedly jumped out of the window and skipped away.

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I ran wildly on the road, and my only thought was to escape, so that the ugly fairy could never find me again. She wants me to be the son of that old carpenter! Will there be more ridiculous ideas under the sun? I don't think so. Only the ugliest fairy in the world can come up with such an idea.

I ran for a long time, from night to day, until I could no longer run. I am no different from others except that I am made of wood. I will be tired and hungry. After running for so long, my stomach has begun to growl. I haven't eaten food before, and I don't know what they taste, but their fragrance still tempts me. The smell floating from room to room in the street makes my mouth water. There is a delicious smell of porridge in the box in the hand of the woman coming right against the face. I went over to her and said, "Can you give me some of your porridge?" I'm starving. She replied unhappily, "That won't do. I don't give anything away, but if you are willing to help me take it home, I can give you some food as a reward. " She said that and handed me the box in her hand. I took the box and thought I couldn't wait that long, so I turned and ran away. She cried, "you robber, thief, puppet!" " ! !" I turned around and saw that the woman had changed shape. It turns out that she is the embodiment of the ugly fairy. This time, before I ran away, she grabbed my arm and took me home with her fleshy armpit.

In my conscience, I got a good treatment at her house. She gave me porridge and let me eat a big piece of bread. Although there is no more food, don't forget that she is just an ugly fairy and has no money, so it is impossible to have a roast goose dinner. When I was full, she shook her fat body and asked me, "Now would you like to go back to that poor old carpenter and be his son?" If you don't go back, you will starve to death. "I shook my head desperately." I would rather starve than be the son of an old carpenter. I don't want to be a human son. It's terrible. "She was very angry. She took out a pot from the stove and hit me on the nose. My poor nose swelled up, getting higher and higher, and she didn't stop until she stuck out of the window. A sparrow chirped outside and said, "Ah, the ugly fairy is playing with a poor puppet! Ah, the ugly fairy is playing a poor puppet! "My nose is swollen badly and I cried. The ugly fairy touched the sparrow with her wand. The sparrow turned into a woodpecker and pecked my nose. I cried.

My nose is finally back to normal. The ugly fairy asked me, "Now you have a choice. Are you going back to the carpenter or are you staying here? " I cried and answered her, "I would like to go back to the old carpenter."

(3)

I go to school like other children, and after school I go back to live with my father, the old carpenter. I'm still a puppet, and I haven't become a real child. The ugly fairy tried to make me a real child, but she failed.

I made many good friends at school. When we have time, we play together, but we always have no time. We must do a lot of homework until the moon rises high and the stars fall asleep. The old carpenter is very kind to me. Sometimes I wish I was a real child and could be his real son, but I soon gave up this stupid idea. This is not to say that I can't be a real person, but I don't want to be a real person at all. I have to read so many books when I was a child, but I will have so many troubles when I grow up. Why should I be a real person?

That morning, as usual, I took up my schoolbag and went to school at dawn. On the way, I heard the voice of my good friend Ji, "Pinocchio, we are going to escape." Would you like to go with us? " A bird just woke up and sang in the tree, "These children are going to escape! They don't want to go to school, these children are running away! They don't want to go to school! " My friend Ji and some other children are sitting in a big car. The old driver has a big red nose. He nodded at me with his big nose and said, "Hey, don't you want to go with us?" Ji held out his hand to me and I hesitated. I stretched out my arm and asked Ji to pull me into the car. The carriage took us to an unknown distance.

We stayed in the carriage for two days and two nights. I think the ugly fairy and the poor old carpenter will never find me again. The ugly fairy must be banging things with a pan in her house now, and the poor old carpenter, alas, must be crying in his wood now.

The carriage finally stopped. We got off the bus and saw a wilderness. Except for a big house in front, there are endless weeds around. I think we must have reached the end of the world.

The old man with a red nose took us to the house. It's really beautiful. There are so many interesting and delicious things in it. My friends and I danced and laughed like crazy. Ji said: "We must have reached the end of the world, a happy paradise." Well, I want to say that he has said what I want to say.

(4)

Happy days are always short. Friends thought that we would stay here forever and live happily, but the arrival of a group of businessmen changed everyone's fate.

It was late at night when the businessman arrived, and my friends and I were already asleep. The old man with a red nose took them to the room. "You see, what a good product, you can sell it at a good price." We all felt something was wrong. Ji jumped out of bed, grabbed a stick by the bed and hit the nearest person hard. Jane opened the window of the room and Ben blew out the light. The room was noisy, with beatings, groans, dog barks and people climbing the window. One hand caught me, and I gave him a kick with my wooden leg, then climbed out of the window and ran away without knowing the direction.

After dawn, I came to a small town. My stomach began to growl and I walked along the road. At the end of the town, I met a circus and I had an idea. I found the circus leader and told him that I wanted to join the circus. The circus owner said that he was also glad to have a talking puppet to join them, and then he gave me some food.

There are many animals in this circus, such as tigers, lions, bears and other things. But they are all fierce. They always grin at me when I am friendly to them, and then I ignore them. The only exception is a donkey. He is a good-natured guy who only works all day. When everyone needs it, he will shout, "hey, donkey, go do that." Then the donkey went to work.

In the evening, I chat with the donkey. I told him that I escaped because I didn't want to be the son of an old carpenter. After hearing my story, the donkey was very surprised. "God, don't you want to be a good son?" ? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? My greatest wish is to be a son. This world is so unfair. "So I also asked him to tell his story. The donkey said, "I escaped from home, too." I asked him strangely, "Don't you want to be a son? "Why did you run away?" The donkey replied, "If they regard me as their son, I won't run away, but they always regard me as their other father." I'm even more surprised "Why? What is their father like? " The donkey said angrily, "They let him sleep in the barn, let him work all day and give him the worst food for dinner. They treat me as if I were their father. If you are their son, you can eat the best food, wear the best clothes and go to school without working every day. " I cried, "go to school? Do you think the school is good? I don't want to go to school. The donkey was very dissatisfied with my statement. He thinks that going to school is a very good thing, which is better than everything in the world. We began to quarrel until the sleepy man came and pulled down our breasts.

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I didn't expect to meet an ugly fairy in the circus. She is as ugly as before, even fatter than before. She stood up from her seat when she saw me. I performed a farce on the stage. When she came at me, I panicked and turned and ran off the stage. When the donkey saw me running hard, I didn't know what was going on, so he followed me.

We ran outside, and I figured out a way. I said to the donkey, "hide me in your belly so that the ugly fairy can't find me." The donkey didn't want to do this, but he was soft-hearted and had a deep friendship with me, so he finally agreed to my request, opened his mouth and swallowed me.

Panting, the ugly fairy came running and found her Pi Nuo missing, only a donkey. She shouted, "Oh, Pi Nuo, how did you become a donkey?" Poor Pi Nuo, some ugly witch must have bewitched you. "She added," but it doesn't matter, I will beat you back to your original shape, and I will definitely make you a real boy and the son of an old carpenter. This is my promise to God. "

I'm afraid the ugly fairy will put magic on the donkey and make it run. The donkey pretended to run hard, but after swallowing me, it was too heavy to run for a while. It was thirsty and wanted to drink water. He ran to the river and tried to drink water. Just then, I moved in his stomach, and the donkey plunged into the river until it sank to the bottom.

There is a big fish living at the bottom of the river. This fish is too big. It lies at the bottom of the river all day, waiting for food with its mouth open. The donkey put me in his mouth. It closed its mouth and the water quickly receded. The donkey lay there feebly. He drinks too much water now. The only thing he can do is to spit out the water and spit me out.

I sat in the mouth of a big fish, and my eyes gradually adapted to the darkness. The donkey spat and cried, "Great, Pi Nuo, we are going to die soon." My hand touched some small fishbones in the dark, and I suddenly had an idea. I pulled the donkey and climbed into the fish's throat, then climbed into the fish's nasal cavity and stabbed it. The big fish sneezed heavily and sent us out of its body until it surfaced. The donkey and I left the water, fell into the river and swam to the shore together.

Just like I didn't expect to meet an ugly fairy in the circus and an old carpenter in the river. The old man struggled in the river. The poor old man must have come to me and accidentally fell into the river. I swam over to carry him and sent him to the shore. The donkey climbed ashore and lay there weakly.

Far away, the ugly machine girl came again, and I quickly hid behind a big tree.

The ugly fairy ran over and saw the old carpenter soaked to the skin. She shouted angrily, "Pi Nuo, look what you have done!" The old carpenter replied, "Oh, don't blame him. It was this good boy who saved me. Hearing the old carpenter's answer, the ugly fairy shed tears with excitement. She said to the donkey, "Pi Nuo, you will eventually become a good boy. I think I can undo your magic and turn you into a real boy. " The old carpenter cried discontentedly, "This is a donkey, not my Pi Nuo. The ugly fairy was very unhappy and asked, "Will I make a mistake?" "I saw Pi Nuo Qiqi being enchanted into a donkey." When she finished the spell on the donkey, the donkey suddenly became a real boy.

In this way, the donkey finally became a real man, the son of an old carpenter. I heard that he read a lot of books later and has been supporting his father. The old carpenter finally had a son and lived happily in the afterlife; The ugly fairy finally completed the task entrusted to her by God. She was so proud that she decided to write a book about her achievements that future generations would praise her forever.

As for me, I left here, built a boat and went to the sea alone to find Peter Pan and his friends.