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Three ancient legends and stories
3 ancient legends and stories
1. Treasures of the Town Courtyard
There was once a Renji Taoist Courtyard in Songjing Town, which contained two treasures of the Town Courtyard. These two treasures were not gold and silver, but two Taoist classics with a history of hundreds of years.
One morning in the winter of 1939, Taoist abbot Jade Qing finished his morning class with his little apprentice, and suddenly a sudden rush of knocking on the door broke the tranquility of Taoist temple, which surprised Taoist Jade Qing.
Since Songjing Town was occupied by the Japanese invaders, the Japanese invaders have been burning, killing and looting every day in the town. Taoist Jade Qing's heart has tightened. He is not worried about his own life. What he is worried about is that there are two Taoist collections left by his master in the courtyard, which are Chinese treasures and must not fall into the hands of the Japanese! In order to make a long-term plan, he dismissed the idle people in the Taoist temple and let them flee for their lives, leaving only himself and two disciples pure and pure. A few days ago, Taoist Jade Qing found that the wind was getting tighter and tighter, and the Japanese patrol patrolled around the monastery several times a day. It seems that they are going to attack the monastery soon. Just at this time, the food in the monastery was running out, so he sent his big disciple out of the hospital, one to buy food, and the other to find a safe place to transfer the treasures. Now that innocence has not returned, there are unexpected guests outside the door. It seems that the Japanese devils are going to start work!
Sure enough, as soon as the door opened, five or six Japanese soldiers with live ammunition rushed in, led by them. Pig head? Captain. In fact, this guy's name is Counselou Taro. He is sinister and diabolical. He has a nose facing the sky, two small eyes and a pair of ears. The people in the town gave him a nickname behind him. Pig head? Captain. At this point, the pig head captain stopped the soldiers behind him with his hand, took a step and grinned politely. Good morning, Taoist priest. Your subordinates are rude. Excuse me! ?
Taoist priest Yu Qing held his fists in his chest and made a Taoist ceremony. He replied superciliously:? I don't know if the captain arrived, but I didn't meet him from afar. I was offended by being original. ? I don't want to let the guests in.
Captain Pig didn't get angry when he saw him. Instead, he asked for the steps and laughed. He said that during his visit, he should check the people in the courtyard and distribute them. Good citizen card? ; Second, knowing that the food in the courtyard was difficult, I specially sent some beef and foreign noodles. Jade Qing Taoist replied that there were only three people left in the Taoist Academy, and the disciples had been discharged from the hospital to buy food. Dont dare to accept the donated beef and foreign noodles. Beef is something that the four Taoists don't eat, representing loyalty to filial piety and righteousness, and must not be broken. In addition, Taoists are used to eating rice porridge, and foreign noodles are not blessed. The pig head captain didn't insist on hard delivery, so he went back and forth in the monastery with hem and haw and left.
After Chunjing closed the gate, Taoist Jade Qing immediately called Chunjing to the inner room. Taoist Jade Qing took a sip of tea and spoke. Disciple, the national disaster is at hand, and the treasure book is in danger. Master Daochang continued with a wave of his hand. The purpose of Captain Pig's coming here today is very clear. He is here to find out the truth. We must be prepared. ? Said the lower their voices, quietly commanded.
At the same time, Captain Pig returned to the team site, arranged his officers, and set up three checkpoints on the main road in front of Renji Daoyuan. No one was allowed to pass until he got the two treasures of the Daoyuan. Taoist Jade Qing is still in the dark about this arrangement of the devil, and he is still waiting in the courtyard for his big apprentice to come back innocently, so that the three of them can transfer the treasures as planned that night!
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The days are short in winter, and it soon gets dark, and the purity is unbearable. Master, it seems that he can't make it back, or I'll cover you while it's dark, and your old man will leave the monastery with his treasure! ?
Taoist Jade Qing glanced at the night sky outside the window, shook his head and said? No, when Innocent left, I told him to go back to the hospital within five days, whether he found a safe place or not. Today is the fifth day, and he will definitely come back. Besides, we didn't find a proper collection place, and we rashly transferred the treasures out of the hospital. Isn't this even more shocking to Captain Pig? Pure felt that what Master said was reasonable, so he quietly touched the gate of the Taoist temple, and while waiting for the return of his senior brother, he leaned against the crack of the gate and looked at the movement outside.
Taoist Jade Qing also got up from the futon. He calmly opened the bookcase against the wall, took out a mahogany flat box from it, found a piece of yellow cloth, carefully wrapped it up, and then sent it to the pure bedroom next door to hide it. Just then, Pure rushed in in a hurry and said breathlessly. Master, master, it's no good. The road in front of the courtyard was blocked by the Japanese. I saw their flashlight and heard their password! ? Jade Qing long mouth said:? Don't worry, don't worry, be flustered and spoil the broth. ? The in the mind also unavoidably a surprised, he has understood why innocence hasn't come back yet, the devil has blocked the road, and he originally planned to be covered by him and purity tonight, so that the plan of getting back to innocence with treasure books to transfer overnight won't work, so he can only think of another way.
suddenly, it came from the night sky? Crap? 1, the long lattice window on the back wall opened without wind, and then a black shadow floated in from the window, with a sound? Master? Jade Qing saw that the innocence of the big disciple had stood in front of him.
It turned out that when I came back in a hurry during the day, I found that the road in front of the courtyard had been blocked, so I had to hide outside in the dark and waded in from the seven miles behind the Taoist courtyard. Fortunately, since childhood, I have been trained in Taiyi Lightness Skill, and more than ten feet of water stepped over the water, only wetting my shoes and three-inch cloth socks. Taoist Jade Qing did not care to ask his disciples about this trip, but only said: Has the treasure collection been found? Innocent nods:? Master, don't worry, I have found a safe place. As long as I leave the courtyard safely tomorrow, I will be sure to be foolproof. ? Jade Qing heard this, the in the mind a sigh of relief, nodded, and called the two ACTS together to discuss.
After discussing for half an hour, the master and the apprentice decided to take a night off today, and if the blockade line in front of the devil's door is not removed after dawn tomorrow, then only in the dead of night will Innocent be allowed to walk out from the back of the Taoist temple with her treasure. In order to save your strength for tomorrow's action, the Taoist priest ordered the two disciples to go to bed early, sitting on the futon by themselves, closing their eyes and starting the evening class.
Besides, the pig head captain of the Japanese occupation army department in Dongzha is not sleeping at the moment. He was ordered to be transferred recently. During the year and a half when he was stationed in Songjing Town, people were killed, houses were burned, and people robbed almost all the gold, silver and property, but the treasure of the town courtyard of Renji Daoyuan was not yet available. Although he looks like a pig, a dog and a face, China knows a lot about traditional culture. He knows the value of these two Taoist classics, and he won't give up until he gets something. He knew that stubbornly, the Taoist priest would definitely not hand it over; Qiangsou, where can I find dozens of houses in that courtyard? So he checked under the guise of today? Good citizen card? Personnel, into the Taoist temple for a spin, the original intention is to shock the mountain and shock the tiger, so that the Taoist priest will be transferred out of the hospital after being frightened. He can set up a checkpoint to intercept it, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't see the Taoist priest fall for it, so he couldn't sit still and decided to take the time to do another trick. So, I called my sergeant and jabbered in Japanese. Sergeant? Hay? Hay? Take my life and go.
III. Protecting Treasure in Wyndell Dichinson
Soon, Taoist Jade Qing, who was meditating, stood up in shock by a violent banging on the door. He immediately shouted:? Innocent, pure, come on! ? Before the cry fell, two disciples had arrived at him. The Taoist priest thought for a moment and said, Not good! The devil came to the door again in the middle of the night. Innocence, you can't let the devil know that you have returned to the hospital. Hide behind the plaque on the beam quickly. No matter what happens below, don't show your face! You know, it's your only responsibility to keep your treasure. Pure will work with me to deal with the devils. ? Innocence opened her mouth and burst out:? Master, I, Jade Qing, didn't let him go on. I pushed innocence with my hand. Let's go ? Innocent and helpless, I jumped up and the whole body was firmly on the beam. At this time, the Taoist priest seemed to suddenly think of something, grabbed the futon he was sitting on and waved his hand. Hey? The futon flew up, and the innocence on the beam reached out and caught it. The body shrank and was hidden behind the plaque.
Before Purity opened the courtyard gate outside, seven or eight devils broke into the house, holding the Taoist master and his disciples in a fierce manner. The chief sergeant shouted at the Taoist in blunt Chinese. Listen, hand over the two books in your possession quickly! If you don't pay, you have to stab! Burn down all the houses, too ? Jade Qing Taoist priest blanched with anger and replied coldly:? I can't understand you! ? The sergeant took the torch from the soldier, waved it in front of the Taoist priest and continued to intimidate. Don't understand? Fake! If you don't hand in the two books, burn you both first! ? The Taoist priest still replied with a straight face:? Burn me, and I still don't understand you! ? I was so angry that the sergeant tried to put the torch on the clothes of the Taoist priest.
At this critical juncture, the pig-headed captain wearing a Japanese kimono suddenly emerged from behind. He pushed to the front and pushed General Cao away. Don't be rude to the Taoist priest! ? Then he turned to his men and shouted:? If you are rude, you can't. All of you get out of the door and don't come in without orders! ? The sergeant and the six or seven armed soldiers retreated to the gate. The smiling pig captain held his right hand in his left hand, and gave a lecture to the Taoist priest with his fist. The Taoist priest was frightened, so I have to make amends to you! ? With that, he pulled out a pot of tea in the wide kimono sleeve like a magic trick. Taoist, is this from Longhu Mountain in Jiangxi? Maojian? , big good tea! I want to have a pot of tea with you alone, okay? Speaking of? Alone? Two words, while using the accent, while those small eyes staring at the purity standing behind the Taoist priest. The Taoist priest understood the meaning of the pig's head, smiled, and turned around and ordered Pure:? Wait outside the door. ?
there are only two people left in the room, and the air seems to have eased a lot. However, two people's hearts are each nervously contemplating. Captain pig's mind is: tonight, be both hard and soft, and make the Taoist priest hand over the treasure. What Taoist Jade Qing thinks is: Tonight, the larger foe will let Innocence safely transfer the treasure to the hospital? When he thought of this, his mind settled, so he followed the pig head captain's request for tea and said: The captain has a good mood and serves in an original way. ? With that, he took out a set of purple sand tea sets, held out a three-year-old snow water, lit the charcoal stove, boiled the snow water and made a pot? Maojian? Tea, poured two cups, gave it by hand and said, Captain, please! ?
Captain Pig smiled cunningly, conveniently picked up the cup in front of the Taoist priest, put it to his mouth, and waited for the Taoist priest to drink first. Taoist Jade Qing didn't care, but picked up the cup in front of the other person and drank it off. Captain Pig was relieved and tasted tea with relish. Then, Captain Pig went around in circles, from tea to Longhu Mountain, from Longhu Mountain to Taoism, and from Taoism to Renji Daoyuan. Finally, he asked the Taoist priest to present the two treasures collected in the courtyard. Taoist priest, you also know that China is in a state of war, and these two treasures can only be kept safely by our Japanese imperial army. What does Taoist priest think?
Taoist Jade Qing sipped his tea and replied? I admire the captain for knowing so much about Taoist culture in China! But these two books are treasures of Taoism and China, and they can only stay in Taoism and China! Don't bother outsiders! ?
? The Taoist priest won't listen to the advice, so I can only say it directly. Tonight is? Hand in books to keep people, and don't hand in books to keep people? ! ? Say, pig head captain two small eyes staring at the long, observe each other's reaction.
Taoist Jade Qing was in no hurry to answer. He stood up and went to the cupboard, opened it, took out a small porcelain vase, scooped out a spoonful of orange-red powder with a spoon the size of a pickaxe, poured it into his own teacup, picked up the teapot, and spilled hot tea into the teacup. With the hot air rising, a delicate fragrance floated up. The Taoist priest took a sip of his teacup as if he appreciated it. Good tea! ?
Captain Pig pointed to the small porcelain bottle on the table and asked:? What is this thing?
the Taoist replied? Captain don't understand? This is called? Tea citation? Put the tea into the third bubble of tea, which is the highest level of drinking tea! ?
captain pig's head was long? Tea tasting? Fascinated, I suddenly put aside the purpose of asking for treasures: Then, I'll have some, too ? Do it yourself, learn to be a Taoist and spoon yourself? Tea citation? And then follow the Taoist priest to drink the fragrant tea into his stomach.
Just then, in less than a minute, Captain Pig suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach and his hands trembled, and repeatedly said: Bad, bad, toxic? Somebody! ? The sergeant and soldiers who stood outside the door rushed in, holding the pig's nose bleeding and holding the Taoist priest. The Taoist priest laughed, broke away from the Japanese soldier who was holding him, wiped the blood from his mouth with his hand, and said word for word. Didn't you say No books, no people? Really? Haha,? No books, no people? ! Let's go, disciple? Sit down slowly?
Just then, Pure ran out of the next bedroom with a yellow cloth bag on her back, and ran from the gate of the Taoist temple without looking back. As soon as the sergeant saw it, he quickly put down the dead pig head captain, fired and chased after purity.
At this moment, Innocence on the beam jumped down, squatted in front of Master, wiped her open eyes with tears, and shouted to her heart: Good younger brother! He threw the futon that Master had hidden for him, carefully tied it in his clothes, jumped out of the long window in the back wall, swung at Qili and disappeared into the darkness.
The Taoist priest and Pure died, and the Renji Taoist Temple was burned down, but the two treasures remained. It is said that they are Taoist classics now collected by relevant departments.
Three pieces of ancient legends and stories
A Qing is a juggler in Dongjie. Every time the lights are on, A Qing sets up a booth and performs flying knife stunts with his partner Ayuan, making a living with some small money rewarded by passers-by.
A Qing's unique skill is everyone's favorite performance? Blindfolded flying knife, A Qing will blindfold his eyes with a cloth, holding a flying knife as thin as a willow leaf, while Ayuan will back against a big board not far away. See A Qing a jilt arm, fly knife in his hand? Pa pa? Shot out like an arrow, and then look at Ayuan. The boards on the left and right sides of the body are covered with flying knives thrown by A Qing, and the point is penetrating. The onlookers burst into warm applause. A Qing untied the cloth and shouted with a small basin. Those who have money hold a money field, and those who have no money hold a personal field. ? At this time, they get the most rewards.
A Qing's throwing of throwing knives can be said to hit every shot, which stems from his hard training since childhood.
On this day, A Qing and A Yuan went out early as usual to set up their stalls. Suddenly, a large group of soldiers came running from a distance, shouting to get out of the way, to make way for people riding big horses behind them. Pedestrians on the road are scattered, and the old beggars in East Street are unable to move because of their disabled legs, and they are struggling to move their bodies with their arms, which is no match for the speed of galloping horses.
Seeing that the horseshoe was getting closer and closer to the old beggar, when it was about to step on it, a stone hit the horse on the nose accurately, and the horse neighed and lifted its front legs to avoid stepping on the old beggar. But the man on the horse was not so lucky. The frightened horse threw him heavily on the ground and rolled for several times before stopping.
people on the ground get up and pat the dirt on their bodies, which makes them angry.
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