Classic funny jokes, laugh when you are happy.

1, most people don't say I'm handsome, they just say I'm naturally domineering …

Going out for a walk is not suitable for me. My biggest wish is to sit in front of the computer and meditate on Sunday.

3. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

When people can use each other, it is because they are not strong enough.

6. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

7. A movie can be a story without a director; The story has no screenwriter, but it's nothing. Therefore, you should at least be a screenwriter in your life, and strive to develop a director if you want to be wonderful.

8, eyebrows are cold and ashamed of adulterers, and loose soil is sweeter than skirts.

9. I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

10, are you a frog at the bottom of the well, or did you not even run to the bottom of the well …

1 1, recently there is a lot of pressure. Eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others eating cigarettes …

12, life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope to break it, and then they all rolled away …

13, cow dung is cow dung, even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling …

14, it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain.

15, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but never put them on me again …

16, romance can never be valued, otherwise I would have been worth millions.

17, Niu B is an ordinary person, and Niu Organ is a scholar.

18, drunken friends are stupid, and fools only know when they have loved them.

19, what is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, hard and bruised your ass …

20. Don't always say that the mud on the wall can't be turned over, because even if you are concrete and no one turns it over with you, you still have to be on the ground and someone turns it over. No matter how rotten the mud is, it will still stick to the wall …

2 1, treat the boss as a baby, then treat yourself as a breast, put more pressure on yourself and squeeze out some milk, because babies don't know how to appreciate breasts that can't produce milk …

22. Clothes make the man, and gold depends on Buddha. But the essence is still the essence, just like you, whether it's Li Ning or Adidas, it's impossible or everything …

23. A person must have at least one experience of love at first sight in his life, so it seems that I have made many people live this life …

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

25, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called blood drop.

26. The reason why feelings are bleak is that one party is begging at ordinary times, but the other party is unwilling to give alms.

27. As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes, which is quite valuable for reference, but reality has added some elements of the times to it. Now, brothers are like artificial limbs, and women are like underwear. People can be one-armed men, but they can't see people naked …

28. I really want to now, but my mood is salty and fragrant.

29. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes ... My disadvantage is keeping a low profile.

30. The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.