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What are the old but not old humors?

Talking about the humor of being old but not old;

I often see news that I may die suddenly after staying up late. It really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again.

Second, if you are wrong, you must admit it. If you are defeated, you must stand at attention. Grandpa was handed down from his grandson. People must learn patience.

Third, don't always complain about your mobile phone card. If you face your face for a few hours every day, don't you have to commit suicide?

Fourth, when you see a doctor, these three words of the doctor can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you are very ill; But it can still be cured; But it costs a lot of money!

The teacher said that if you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now, and you will find multiple-choice questions later!