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People always have to love once when they are alive.

Loving you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

If you hate me for one minute, you will be ugly for sixty seconds.

You think you look like a ghost, and I'm afraid of you.

Don't be infatuated with me, I can only wash the pot.

Facts have proved that not only people's potential is unlimited, but also how many people can get on the bus and squeeze past!

Yesterday, my partner came to my house and said to me; Your version is low enough, I am speechless; My family can't afford to update.

People always have to love once when they are alive.

(knowing that no matter how you save it, it's just air)

You have a lot to say in your heart, but you don't know how to express it to understand it deeply. 〆

If love is not crazy, it is not love.

Is there any good way to make loneliness obedient?

Maybe you've always been redundant. You still love her very much and keep saying that you have forgotten her. In fact, you have not forgotten her at all.

I don't want to say too much, not that I don't care about you, but that I care too much about you and regard you as my life.

A person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too depraved. 〆

In fact, a person, lonely, at least don't care so much.

If you see him, give him my regards and tell him. I live a beautiful and happy life. I thanked him and was heartbroken.

There is always a song that will ripple in my heart. . . . .

I feel very uncomfortable, but I don't know how to speak. What language does the organization use to calm their truest feelings? 〆

I always thought my struggle would affect you.

The so-called growth is to underestimate what was originally valued and value what was originally underestimated.

There is more or less loneliness behind a cigarette. . . .

I'm really in pain this time. I'm really awake. I tried to be free and easy, and all I got was a scar.

The picture is so ironic that it defines this tragedy.

I used to die, but now I only live for myself. .

Teacher: "What are we learning functions for?" The student said, "No cavities = = ="

I have memorized the English words from 22 to 1 crossing the line of fire.

Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.

Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

Today is cruel; Tomorrow is even more cruel; Died the day after tomorrow; Died the day after tomorrow; Died the day after tomorrow.

Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

1. In the world of love, one of two people must take the initiative.

None of your promises have been fulfilled.

Young people, we are all suffering from ourselves. Actually, we can be excellent.

Everyone has feelings, no matter how stubborn they are, they will be influenced by love.

5. How time flies. We should all cherish what we have now.

6. Why? There are more and more sad people in this world.

7. I shouldn't think about you with my own brain.

8. Life is like a play. I'm just a theater goer. Do not know the future. I don't know the ending.

9. Will you always treat me like this?

10, this is the first day I left him, and I began to miss you.

1 1, now I only use music to paralyze myself and put an end to the relationship with the outside world.

12, my smile is fake, my soul is floating, I hope you are here.

13, I have lost myself, what else can I love you with?

14 I will still ride my little white to this city to find our favorite.

15, we can't get along, and we are inseparable, and we are doomed to be entangled for life.

16, I really want to take my size 36 shoes and your size 42 face now.

I want to be with you all the time. Until the end of the world. You can see the flowers smile.

18, I know, it's really not easy for me to get here …

19, I finally know what heartache is. What is true love? Remember. What to do in the future. Don't take it too seriously. Otherwise, the injury will get worse and worse.

20. who are you now You made a masterpiece yourself.

2 1, now I look at the photos of you and others, and now I feel nothing in my heart.

22. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

23. Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

24. How can you get married without experiencing scum? People can't just be mothers.

25. Don't use your horoscope to hide your heartless side.

The monologue of a happy girl: Take the initiative for love.

As the saying goes, men chase women across the mountain, and women chase men across the veil. In ancient society, a good girl, that is, the yellow flower girl in the boudoir, seems to be a woman passively waiting for love at home. Oriental women seem to have spread the ancient love wind, but with the arrival of the 2 1 century, the love between men and women is becoming more and more free and open. I am an introverted girl. I blush when I look at boys more. I never thought I would take the initiative.

I don't know his name, but I call him Yang. It was a sunny afternoon and he knocked on my door. He is tall and has short hair, which is refreshing. He is really as warm as the afternoon sun. I fell in love with him at first sight

It was just that encounter with him, because my air conditioner only broke down once, and I want it to break down often. In that case, he can come often. I was looking forward to it, but it never broke down again. But, only that time, I saved his mobile phone number.

A week passed, and I thought it was only a temporary move. I can't believe I still can't forget him. I can close my eyes and imagine him. His appearance will come to my mind from time to time. I didn't care about my self-esteem because his heart was racing and his face was red. I took the initiative to attack. Since then, I have sent a series of short messages every night, which are dynamic, traumatic, humorous and lively.

I thought it was just my unrequited love, maybe there was no deadline, but I missed him silently! Unexpectedly, he finally sent me a reply and called me. I was really happy. Later, we chatted on the phone like this, and there were endless topics between us, and we had a good chat every time. Later, we met again, so he took my hand: holding my son's hand and leading him through life.

Love can't be passive, only initiative can add beautiful ribbons to your emotional path and let it fly. For love, you have to take the initiative once! A farewell turned into a beautiful love!

I really want to get drunk. Tell me.

Whether I'm drunk or not, only I know. I really want to get drunk, but I can't. There are still many things I need to do, and there are people who need me to go home. I can only persist in being responsible. Life is like this, I still love it, I am still passionate, I still embrace the sun, because I am me, the only me, out of print.

I really want to get drunk. Tell me.

Tonight, I drink all my thoughts and loneliness, and I really want to get drunk. I forget my feelings and don't worry about myself. My heart is no longer tired of love. People are no longer haggard for love. I knock all the thoughts and memories hidden in my heart as drunk as a fiddler, and I don't want to relive them.

Second, I was in a particularly bad mood and went out to buy two bottles of beer. I really want to get drunk and have a good sleep. There is nothing to worry about. I bought it back, it was a little cold, and I didn't drink it. Hey, still, go to bed! All the hardships, you have to live if you can't die! Live well! Have a good life!

Third, I really want to get drunk, but reason always occupies my heart. I am willful, but I have never really been presumptuous. If I want to, I hope I can get drunk with him once. Unfortunately, it will never come true. He hacked me. The only regret in my life is that I didn't let him accompany me to the movies that day.

Fourth, life is not easy and there are too many sorrows. I really want to get drunk, because there are too many troubles and too many grievances. There are always sad times. You have to bear your own problems and accommodate others. Who cares about your feelings?

Five, precipitation for three years, really want to get drunk and have another dream. Like the free and easy when I left, I walked once without hesitation.

Sixth, I am in a bad mood and want to get drunk. Some things can't be said.

Seven, what went wrong. I am so tired and want to have a good rest, which is doomed to be restless. Just ask who God spared! Fortunately, once you are crazy, you are completely drunk. Don't think about anything! ! !

Eight, on the way back, listening to sad songs, recalling the past, inexplicably depressed, want to get drunk and want to cry!

I really want a pot of wine at this moment, a quiet place, and get drunk.

I don't know how long I can hold on, and I don't know what I'm holding on to. I'm so tired. I really want to get drunk and drink until dark. I have wine and stories tonight, but it breaks my heart to share them with anyone.

Eleven, I'm so annoyed that I really want to get drunk. Who will accompany me to drink tonight is my treat.

Twelve, I am so tired, I really want to unload all the fatigue and sleep quietly for a while; I am so tired that I really want to hide in the corner and stay quietly for a while. I'm so tired, I really want to let go of all the trivial things and relax. I'm so tired, I really want to travel regardless. I'm so tired, I want to drink it and get drunk. I am so tired that I want to let go of my depression, no matter who is right or wrong; I'm so tired that I really want to break all my thoughts and never remember them again. I'm so tired, I really want to blame all my love and hate on the earth, no matter who loves whom!

Thirteen, I really want to invite some friends who can talk to me for a drink, so that I can get drunk without thinking.

14. What is the experience of drunkenness? I've never experienced it. I really want to get drunk.

Fifteen, happiness and happiness are always hard to find! This is why all living beings should pray for the gods and buddhas all over the sky. I haven't been drunk for eight years. If I want to get drunk once, I will at least sleep better. I am not as invulnerable as I thought, and I will be tired and want to escape. Over the years, I have really lost myself more and more, and I don't know what kind of life I want. No matter how good others are, I can't recognize myself. I feel that everything is fake and hypocritical. I don't trust anyone, and I don't want to trust anyone. Can you sleep longer if you want to sleep?

Sixteen, sometimes I really want to get drunk, of course, the premise is that there are trustworthy people around me!

Seventeen, a person came to a strange city, in order to work and live, who said a lot of grievances in his heart and wanted to get drunk once, but he had to go to work tomorrow, trying to solve the problem and telling himself to be strong. What are you thinking in the distance? I miss you, you know!

Eighteen years old, I really want to get drunk, and my life is so confused. Suddenly I feel that the only thing I can't let go of is my parents. I have never been a person who has no opinion and personality and dare not change. I really want to be crazy once. When I was young, I was crazy. The more worried I am, the more I feel that I have come for nothing.

Nineteen, I really want to get drunk. So I can put it down.

Twenty, I really want to get drunk, wander in the street, look at street lamps and see car shadows.

2 1. As long as you accompany me, I feel beautiful. I really want to have a drink with you and get drunk. If I am haggard again, I won't regret offending you. Don't let it go through a painful cycle. We have no regrets. What we want is this kind of incomplete imperfection!

Twenty-two, I really want to escape from all this, run along a path, run to a deserted place, until I am tired, and then burst into tears; I really want to get drunk, get him in a daze, and then lie unconscious; I really want to go to KTV and yell at those sad songs hysterically until I lose my voice. This is what I want to do most now.

Twenty-three, I really want to get drunk, drunk to unconsciousness, drunk to brain burn, drunk to burp.

Life is so short, what should I do? Always forget your original heart, always forget your original dream, and always go astray. He was included in the wonderful plan, but now he is not in my future plan. Is it because I don't need him or I don't love him? In other words, I never loved him. If all this is wrong, can you correct it and start over? I really want to get drunk and make up my mind.

Twenty-five, I really want to get drunk and forget all my troubles. This kind of life is too depressing. Why have I always wronged myself and blamed myself for disappointing? Why can't I be strong and get rid of this life?

Twenty-six, I suddenly found myself lovelorn, and I really got drunk without thinking about anything. I feel that I won't love again in an instant.

Twenty-seven, I can speak my mind unscrupulously by drinking, and I really want to get drunk again.

Twenty-eight, I really want to get drunk, but I can't get drunk. I really want to get drunk and turn all my troubles into tears; I really want to get drunk and vent all my troubles.

I admire myself in disguise, but I can't change the warmth of the past. I really want to get drunk, only to find that I am not even qualified to get drunk. I know it's futile. I gritted my teeth and insisted. .

Thirty, drinking wine and eating ice cream, it's so cool. I really want to get drunk and don't care.

Thirty-one, if wine can wash away everything, it would be great. I really want to get drunk, really want to be tired, really tired.

Thirty-two, try to defend our family, endure it for the baby, so tired. I really want to get drunk.

I'm thirty-three, and suddenly I want to go back to high school to do heavy work. I also want to get really drunk with those spirits in the lush years.

Thirty-four, I really want to be impulsive again It seems that I want to have it again after that age. I don't seem to have the courage to hug it anymore. I seem to think about myself in the past, like other people's world and other people's lives. I really want to be crazy and drunk once.

Thirty-five, depressed at work, life is not easy, I really want to get drunk.

Thirty-six, fate is not up to me. I really want to be drunk until I pass out.

Thirty-seven keeps me on the verge of depression. In fact, I really want to get drunk, cry and hug again ~ Happy Goddess Day.

Thirty-eight, I really want to drink and get completely drunk.

Thirty-nine, I really want to cry once. I really want to get drunk. I really want to leave with the greatest determination. I hope I don't exist and can't say anything. Put your spirit on yourself, because the thread is already tight! I'm afraid I'll collapse.

Forty, I really want to get drunk at the moment, and I don't want to think about it for so many days.

Forty-one, I can't remember the first time I got drunk. I really want to get drunk again, go crazy all night, and find a way to get there when I wake up.

Forty-two, maybe it's because I'm getting older and more and more sad. I can't listen to those sad melody. I always feel that time is not enough and my troubles are getting more and more. The people and things I'm worried about make me at a loss! I really want to get drunk and do what I want regardless. No matter how strong I am, there is always a bottom line. Waiting for those uncertain things drives me crazy more and more. I hate this feeling. I hope I will be disappointed in the future, and the plans again and again can't keep up with the changes. I'm tired, really tired, and I'm suffocating.

Forty-three, I haven't been drunk for a long time, and I really want to get drunk again.

Forty-four, I really want to get drunk and drink two bottles of red wine at once as before. I used to hide in the quilt at night and cry silently when I was unhappy. Nobody knows. Now that I have been hurt by feelings more often, my heart is hard and I will not be easily influenced by any man.

Forty-five, I am so tired that I want to get drunk, but I have no shoulders and no hangover soup.

Forty-six, sometimes I am very grumpy. No matter what happens, I will always be so sober, and my reason will always occupy the high ground. I really want to get drunk and shout a song about wine.

Forty-seven, I really want to get drunk, that kind of drunkenness. . .

Forty-eight, I really want to get drunk, forget everything in the past and start over.

Forty-nine, some things I really didn't know until I experienced it, just like I really didn't know that I hadn't tried six bottles of beer and I couldn't get drunk after six bottles. . . I really want to get drunk, but what can I do if I am drunk? When I woke up the next day, everything was the same. . . .

I like this very much. I used to like the length and width of beams. I didn't expect short people to bloom more freely. I want to be a healthy person. At this moment, if there is wine, it would be good to have a drink and get drunk.

I feel so depressed. Can't time make me forget all the unhappy people or things? What happened today? It's heartbreaking I want to get drunk and forget everything. Maybe I wouldn't feel so bad.

52. Sometimes I really want to have a good cry. Once drunk, I always think of some unhappy things in the past, and it becomes clearer. Seeing other people's lives getting better and better, we are still the same, confused and helpless. Sometimes when I see that he has not made progress, I always have the idea of divorce, but I can't bear to part with my children and don't want to affect them. I can only think about making money slowly until my children get married. Really tired.

53. Pretend to be strong by paralyzing yourself through work during the day, go home, pretend to smile at your parents, and suddenly collapse all the pretensions before going to bed; I am very tired, but I can't let go of what I know is impossible, but I can't forget all the efforts I don't want to make. Being a man is really tired! I really want to get drunk and cry.

Fifty-four, with so much pressure, how many people can understand that getting drunk requires motivation.

I really want to cry and get drunk, but I can't find a place to cry and a reason to get drunk. . . This kind of life is stumbling, lonely and cold. . . Really tired, very tired.

Fifty-seven, wine is a good thing, where there is food, there is wine, relatives will drink it at parties, friends will drink it at parties, if they are happy, they will drink it if they are unhappy. Wine can embolden people, but it's not that wine can solve thousands of worries. Wine is really good stuff. I tried it several times, but it overwhelmed me. I never knew what it was like to get drunk. I really want to get drunk. I don't know who can get drunk with me. If I can get to know a few people, I'll get together and have a toast. We will talk about everything. When the wine reaches the heights, we will say heroically that we were young once and are still young and alive now.

Fifty-eight, I really want to get drunk. I shouldn't think so much.

Fifty-nine, I really want to get drunk, don't need anyone to accompany me, stay alone and let my heart flow. Let the wine listen to my heart, let the wine accompany me lonely, don't pray for anyone to understand, don't care about gossip. Hasty time, ruthless years, these years of experience, see through everything, see through people's hearts. I really want to get drunk and have a dream.

Sixty, I really want to get drunk, cry and make trouble once. I really want to be myself. I really want to be a girl who dares to love and hate. I really want to, really want to, really want to, instead of hiding everything with a smile and liveliness like this, I dare not love rashly, and I don't have the courage to hate. I feel that I am living in a false illusion. Dare not cry loudly, dare not laugh loudly, dare not be yourself.

Sixty-one, I can't say it. I really want to get drunk and know nothing. I'm tired, I'm bored, I'm angry and I feel guilty.

Sixty-two, I really want to get drunk! I really want to get drunk. I will sleep until I get drunk.

63. I have wine Do you have a story? I really want to get drunk.