Harmful words, no foul language, humorous sentences (90 selected sentences)

1, the teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

2, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a hooligan later!

You mean your old mother and mistress are charming? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? Numerous coquettish 13!

4. Do you want to die or don't want to live?

People come and go to say that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesman, Haier brothers.

6.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

7. You can apply for a record, the cheapest record in the world.

I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

9. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

10, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to be an elephant man.

1 1, there is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

12, before you spit, think about what you have done, and whether you are qualified to talk about others. * * * was born and watched the midnight bell, you pug.

13, you are a life with incomplete evolution and an alien with genetic mutation.

14, I don't accept junk, and I can't let you be on call.

15, will you wash your face in the morning and come out with a face that hasn't been washed for a year and a half!

16, I'm not a TV. Don't stare at me all the time.

17, you are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

18, you pig-dog bastard. I think you will know that you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse.

19, do you find that what you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

I don't want to give you face. You are shameless. I said treat you like a human being, will you try to be more humane?

2 1, please wipe the gum and see who is making it clear?

22, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

23. You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

24. You still look like a man in a man's coat. Once you take off that coat, you will become a ghost.

25.* * * Did you throw people away and raise the placenta when you were born?

26, don't give you a little face, you don't know what you are? I earned face by myself.

27. You wish my girlfriend no breasts, and I wish your girlfriend only has chest hair.

28. It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

29. Never look in the mirror, especially at night, you will scare yourself.

30. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

3 1. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man emotionally in life, but basically he will say that it's because he has lofty goals and disdains to take off the wings of that pair of birds for Bole or a woman.

32. Your looks and IQ are good.

33. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

34. How dare you brag to your sister? The man who praised me last time is still lying in the hospital. He is the biggest student in the hospital. Would you like to try?

35, you play cheating, splitting so open, not afraid of cold balls.

36, you are wearing linen and a pot cover on your head. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are Gail! Shit, mom. * * No dirty words.

37. There is a kind of person who doesn't know it is until he is pointed at his nose.

38. Country, why don't you study your face?

39. Do you think you are pretending to be melancholy and boastful? You are not as tall as others.

40. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't get it off!

4 1, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

42, boring! Not enough people died in China, the judge didn't call the roll, and there was no funeral, so you are happy to steal time here to be a bitch. Isn't that true?

43. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

44. Please see clearly what goods are you talking about?

45. Is it really disgusting to see people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

46. If the other person wants to say that you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, Ah, so you are not.

If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to remind me that I was innocent.

48. You said how failed you were. Don't say that people want to hit you when they see you. Even dogs want to bark when they see you, and cows want to hit you when they see you. Even these animals don't like you. Why do you say you are still alive?

49. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

50. Your head was pinched by Xifeng's thigh, your brain is tofu, and your cerebellum has shrunk, right?

5 1, you can't resist my estimate, so you can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside and there is nothing you can do, right?

52. In front of a woman, she always shows her Excellence like a peacock with her screen open, but ignores her exposed ass. A smarter woman can know the truth, and sometimes as long as she turns behind him, she will laugh her head off.

53. You are the water I spilled. Whoever can hold it will hold it.

54. Don't you have a toilet at home? Are you here to spray? !

55, you shoot one, I shoot one, and play * * * batch of big breasts! ! You shoot two, I shoot two, rub your old man's penis! ! You shoot three times, I shoot three times, break your sister's chastity!

56. You are the first person I admire. Your head is exactly the same as your toes. Interesting text message

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

59. You are a strange man! Lack of calcium from childhood, lack of love when you grow up. Wearing a tie with a bare neck and a belt at the trouser leg, rarely having sex, and making people unhappy! Didn't even come. Are you impotent? Big * *?

60.who do you think you are? Be careful that I sew your favorite mouth with a needle and thread.

6 1, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

62. You have the courage to treat yourself as a person, and you don't need your negative IQ to think about whether you are worth being.

63. When * * * gave birth to you, it was estimated that the whole person was gone and the placenta was raised.

64. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? * * No dirty words.

65. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

66. Spring is over. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

Two heads are better than one, and you all smell the same.

68. Living wastes air, while dying wastes land and RMB.

69. accept your fate! It's not hard to admit that your life is cheap.

70. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture. Look up at the sky, blind as a bat.

7 1, you can't even get to my mother's palace, still thinking about my heart?

72. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

73. Your home is non-mainstream, * * * socks, and your father's tin foil paper head.

Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

75. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should pay tribute to you!

76. As soon as you lifted your foot, I saw your socks and broken shoes.

77.look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry, and you scare away millions of lions as soon as you turn your head.

78. Go back and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to wipe your face.

79. You grew up drinking carbon dioxide.

Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

8 1, you are the murderer of the sewer blockage.

82. I am not a straw boat. Don't let your bitch come to me.

83, you are the wind, you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

84. When selling Meng, the word selling Meng becomes a derogatory term.

85. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

86. You are still beautiful. If you look like that, your goal is to scare someone to death, right?

87. You shouldn't be afraid of ghosts when you go out at night, right? After all, ghosts are scared to see your foreign face!

88. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means your underwear is small!

89. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

90. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.