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Have you ever met people or things like Chu people and Zheng people in your life? Please give examples (no more than 200 words).

Example:

1, the classmate got jealous when he saw someone else bring a football and said, "I hate playing football." The next day, Xiaohong brought a football. While playing, he said, "Bring me one. I like playing football best. " The students all said, "Don't you hate playing football?" The students were tongue-tied and speechless. ?

There is a night watchman in a community. One night at 3 am, he rang the emergency bell. Everyone in the neighborhood got up and asked him what was going on. He said that he forgot to wake up in the afternoon.

Related idiom stories:

1, which is contradictory. There was a man in Chu who sold both spears and shields. First he boasted about his shield and said, "My shield is so strong that no matter what spear you use, it can't be broken!" " "Then, he boasted about his spear and said," My spear is so sharp that no matter what shield I use, I can't help it! "Someone asked him," What would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear? " The man was speechless when asked. A shield that cannot be pierced by any spear and a spear that can be pierced by any shield cannot appear together at the same time.

2. Zheng people buy shoes. Once upon a time, there was a Zheng man who wanted to buy a new pair of shoes. He measured his feet with a rope in advance and put the measured rope on the table at home. When he hurried to the market, picked out his favorite style and wanted to choose a size, he patted his head and said, Oh, I forgot to bring my size! Zheng Guoren ran back to get the measured rope without thinking, but his home was too far from the market. When he came back, the market had already broken up and he didn't buy any shoes. .

Someone asked Zheng Guoren, "Why don't you try on your shoes with your own feet?" Zheng Guoren said: "I would rather believe in the measured size than my own feet." Later, people used the idiom "honest people buy shoes" to mean seeking truth from facts, being flexible and not sticking to dogma.