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Sand sculpture friends circle copywriting

Sand sculpture friends circle copywriting

1. Three sentences cost me 18w.

Handsome, nice car, crushed my foot.

I hate two kinds of people most in my life, one is to jump the queue, and the other is not to let me jump the queue.

If you are allergic to men and have a grudge against me, you can introduce me to some men.

4. quite speechless. Now in the drugstore, there is a promotion to buy a medicine and send six eggs to 38 yuan. My grandmother asks me if I am sick every day in order to collect eggs.

5. If you think you have someone, send it generously to your circle of friends. There is nothing to hide. People who really like you don't care if you have a date.

6. Some people take the initiative to talk to each other three times a day.

You take the initiative: open each other's circle of friends three times a day.

7. The elders at home are saddened: "Do you really want to live this life of getting something for nothing, not striving for progress, idling around all day, doing nothing, not challenging, not reflecting, sleeping after eating, and eating after waking up?" I laughed loudly: "Is it really possible? I miss it so much! "