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An interesting conversation about the jingle of the wind.
Dear landlord: \ r \ nFrom the sky, there are stars everywhere \ r \ nFrom the sky, there are stars everywhere; \ r \ Underground, there is a pit. \ r \ Look into the pit, there is a plate of ice. \ r \ There is an old pine tree outside the pit. An eagle landed on a pine tree. \ r \ There is an old monk sitting in front of the pine tree. \ r \ nA A lamp was lit in front of the monk. There is a nail nailed to the wall. \ r \ nA The bow is hanging on the nail. When you say it's windy, it's windy. \ r \ nThis makes it difficult for men, women and children to open their eyes. \ r \ nThe stars in the sky were scattered, the pit on the ground was leveled, \ r \ nThe ice in the pit was melted, the pine trees outside the pit were blown down, \ r \ nThe eagle on the pine trees was blown away, and the monks of Panasonic were blown away. \ r \ nThe scriptures in front of the monk were messed up, the lights in front of the scriptures were blown out and the walls were scraped off. \r\n \ r \ The lame and the guys \ r \ nA lame man with a nail in his waist came from the south, and a guy with eggplant on his shoulder came from the north. \ r \ The lame who don't hang nails should exchange nails for eggplant picking. \ r \ Eggplants that pick eggplant will not be given to lame eggplants that don't hang up. \ r \ The lame man who didn't take the pin out of his waist hit the pin for picking eggplant. \ r \ The needle that picked the eggplant picked the eggplant and hit the cripple who picked the other needle. \r\n \ r \ Holding a lantern tongue twister \ r \ nHolding a lantern \ r \ nXiaofeng is holding a round lantern, \ r \ nXiaolong is holding a square lantern. \r\n Xiaofeng's round lantern is painted with a dragon, and Xiaolong's square lantern is painted with a phoenix. \r\n Xiaofeng wants to exchange the round lantern for Xiaolong's square lantern. \r\n \ r \ The Lama in the south and the dumb bar in the north \ r \ nThere was a Lama from the south with a five-Jin tower. \ r \ You come from the north, so you should pretend to be deaf and dumb with horns around your waist. \ r \ The Lama in Tirata wants to exchange the tower for the dumb. \ r \ Dumb speakers don't want to exchange speakers for Lama's Tilata. \ r \ The Lama of Tirata picked up the tower and beat the dumb with his horn. \ r \ The dumb man with the horn hit the Lama of Tilata with his horn. \ r \ nI wonder if the Lama of Tilata took the tower and broke the dumb speakers of other speakers. \ r \ nI I don't know if the dumb Naraba with the other horn has broken the tower of Lama Tirata. \r\n Ta Dun, the Lama of Tirata, is a mute who doesn't play the trumpet, but can play the trumpet. \r\n \ r \ There are thick Cui legs in front of the mountain and behind it \ r \ nThere are thick Cui legs in front of the mountain and behind it. \ r \ They came to the mountain to compare their legs. \ r \ nII don't know if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs, or \ r \ nCui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs? \r\n \ r \ Yan round eyes in front of the mountain and behind it \ r \ nThere is a Yan round eye in front of the mountain and a Yan round eye behind it. \ r \ Two people compare their eyes. \ r \ nI wonder if it is Yan's round eyes. \ r \ The eye is rounder than the eye. \r\n \ r \ There is a noodle shop door facing south \ r \ nThere is a noodle shop door facing south, \ r \ nThere is a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door, \ r \ nThe blue cotton curtain is removed, and the noodle shop door faces south. \ r \ Hang the blue cotton curtain. \ r \ The noodle restaurant still faces south. \r\n \ r \ Three mountains and four waters \ r \ nThree mountains and four waters, \ r \ nThree mountains and four waters. \ r \ nThree mountains and four waters are always in spring, \ r \ nThree mountains and four waters are always in spring. \r\n \ r \ The old house is old \ r \ nThe old house is dirty, \ r \ nThe old house has been soaked in rain: \ r \ nThe old house is lonely, \ r \ nThe old house is bald by the wind. \ r \ The old house was flooded and bare. \ r \ Waterlogged, old, dirty and bald are all old houses. \ r \ n \ r \ Grandma has a baby. \ r \ Babies have grandmothers. Grandma loves this child. \ r \ nGrandma likes it. \ r \ nGrandma holds the baby every day, and the baby kisses her every day. \ r \ nGrandma is too old to walk. \ r \ nShe fell \ r \ nShe fell and the baby fell. \ r \ The baby helped her quickly. \ r \ nGrandma hugged the baby quickly. \r\n \ r \ The monkey ate a small peach \ r \ nThere is a small peach on the tree and a little monkey under the tree. \ r \ The wind blew the peach tree so loudly that the little peach fell from the tree. \ r \ The peach hit the little monkey, and the monkey ate the little peach. \ r \ n \ r \ nPigeons and white geese \ r \ n \ r \ nMy uncle keeps a flock of big white geese. \ r \ nMy brother feeds three little white pigeons. \ r \ nMy uncle teaches my brother to train pigeons, and my brother helps my uncle to raise geese. \ r \ nThe white goose and the white dove grow well, and my uncle and brother are very happy. \r\n \ r \ The sky is connected with water \ r \ nThe sky is connected with water, and the water is connected with the sky, and the water ripples endlessly. \ r \ Clear water is like green water, and green water is like blue sky. \ r \ nIs the sky connected with water or water connected with the sky? \r\n \ r \ A marked ballad \ r \ nGrandpa Ma's family is holding a pair of forks. \ r \ nHe went to Ma Popo's house. \ r \ nGrandma Ma's twisted dogs \ r \ nBite Grandpa Ma's crotch. \ r \ nMa Popo brought hemp needles and ropes to mend Grandpa Ma's crotch. \ r \ n \ r \ nHouse \ r \ Select a pebble and draw a Fang Gezi on the ground. \ r \ nDraw Fang Gezi to build a house, draw a square grid to build a big house, \ r \ nDraw a square grid to build a small house, \ r \ nThe house upstairs is for pigeons, and the house downstairs is for rabbits. \r\n \ r \ There is a basket in Nannan \ r \ nThere is a basket in Nannan with plates, bowls and bowls, and bowls and bowls contain Fan Fan. \ r \ nan nan turned over the basket and it buckled the plate. \ r \ The plate hit the bowl and the bowl spilled Fan Fan. \r\n \ r \ Xiaohua Mao \ r \ nXiaohua Mall loves painting. \ r \ Draw a wintersweet first, and then a trumpet. \ r \ nTake wintersweet and play the trumpet. \ r \ nGo home and see my mother. \r\n \ r \ n \ r \ nXiaomao and Floral Cat \ r \ nXiaomao holds Floral Cat, \ r \ nFloral Cat scratches its kitten with its claws, \ r \ nXiaomao pats it with its hand, \ r \ nFloral Cat scratches its kitten, \ r \ nXiaomao hurts it. \ r \ n \r\n \ r \ nOil production and oil leakage \ r \ nThere is oil on the seabed, and it is necessary to drill wells to generate gurgling oil flow. \ r \ nOil flows through oil pipelines, so do not leak oil during oil production and transportation. \ r \ nOil leaks pollute the sea, leaving no fish, shrimp and seabirds. \r\n \ r \ Grandma has a child \ r \ nGrandma has a child, \ r \ nGrandma loves children, \ r \ nGrandma loves grandma. \ r \ nGrandma holds the baby every day, and the baby kisses her every day. \ r \ nGrandma is too old to walk. \ r \ nShe fell \ r \ nShe fell and the baby fell. \ r \ The baby helped her quickly. \ r \ nGrandma hugged the baby quickly. \r\n \ r \ Stew tofu \ r \ nYou can stew my frozen tofu, \ r \ nOnly my frozen tofu, \ r \ nYou can't stew my frozen tofu, \ r \ nDon't stew my frozen tofu. \r\n \ r \ Grandpa plays chess and goes to the theatre \ r \ nGrandpa invites Grandma to play chess, \ r \ nGrandma invites Grandpa to the theatre. The parents are arguing. \ r \ Little Xi and Ricky have a good idea. \ r \ nLittle Xi plays chess with grandpa, \ r \ nRicky and grandma go to the theatre, \ r \ nGrandpa, grandma, little Xi and Ricky are smiling. \ r \ n \ r \ Lily took a pear to find her little brother. \ r \ nMy brother saw the pear and threw away the mud in his hand. \r\n Lily taught her brother to wash the mud off his hands. \ r \ nMy brother picked up the pear. Thank you, little Lily. \r\n \ r \ Liu Xiaoniu went to pump oil \ r \ nLiu Xiaoniu went to pump oil, \ r \ nHe bought oil and went back; \ r \ The oil bottle is full, and it's coming out. \ r \ gave half a catty of oil. \ r \ Liu Xiaoniu is worried. \ r \ There is too much oil to keep. \ r \ nReturn to the store and get a large oil refund; \ r \ nUncle touched the cow's head, \ r \ nAunt pulled the calf's hand, \ r \ nLiu Xiaoniu praised it in unison. \r\n \ r \ Xiao Liu Liu watched the cows swimming in the stream, flowing and flowing, \ r \ nFlowing to Liushugou at the head of the village. \ r \ There is a cow in Liushugou. \ r \ There is a small willow by the ditch. \ r \ nwillow watched the cows swim, and \ r \ nwell swayed happily. \ r \ nwillow likes to work since he was a child. \ r \ Nobody praises Niu Niu. \r\n \ r \ Green grapes are sweeter and more sour than purple grapes. \ r \ nPurple grapes are sour and sweet. \ r \ nGreen grapes say that they are more sour than purple grapes, and \ r \ nPurple grapes say that purple grapes are sweeter than green grapes. \ r \ nI I don't know whether you like the sour taste of green grapes or the sweet taste of purple grapes. \r\n \ r \ Mother rode a horse to buy tiles \ r \ nMother rode a horse to buy tiles, \ r \ nMother scolded the horse slowly. \ r \ nA Ma is afraid of being scolded by her mother. \ r \ nA Ma Kuai Niang doesn't scold horses. \ r \ nMa listens to her mother, \ r \ nMa doesn't scold her. \r\n \ r \ Mahalama moves the tiles \ r \ nMahalama, take a horse, \ r \ nMahalama moves the tiles. \ r \ nTiles break horses' hips, and horses' hips break tiles. \r\n \ r \ Shijia Silk Store sells silk thread \ r \ nShijia Silk Store sells silk thread, \ r \ nBought thread and entered the silk thread store. \ r \ nFour dollars were spent and \ r \ nFour thin threads were bought. \ r \ nSpent 14 USD and added \ r \ n 14 thin lines. \ r \ nSpend forty dollars, \ r \ nBuy forty thin threads. \ r \ nMake forty-four cocoons and buy forty-four silk threads. \r\n \ r \ nI I wish you a promotion step by step \ r \ nI I look forward to your adoption, thank you.
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