Express Xiao Qiao's lines

Loura (coming out of the room): Husband! ! ! ! ! ! Where have you been?

Xiurui (hurried home): Wife! ! ! ! ! ! I'm back! (panting)

Loura: Where have you been?

Xiurui: Isn't this to repair home appliances for customers?

Loura: I only know how to repair household appliances for customers. I will go out again during the Spring Festival. Our refrigerator has been broken for so long, when can I count on you?

Xiurui: Look, look, here we go again. Didn't I tell you that most employees in our company are from other places, and when I go home for the Spring Festival on holiday, my boss has to rush to the front line of labor. Who let us be (hugging Loura) warm male bosses?

Loura: Come on, you warm man, are you hotter than our refrigerator? I tell you, our home is a refrigerator to keep warm, and the eggs in it are almost hatched!

Xiurui: Yes, open a chicken farm.

Loura: Oh, don't be poor. Fix it quickly. I'll go to our mother's house for the New Year when I'm done!

Xiurui: Oh, yes, I have to fix it quickly, and then I'll leave!

Qiao Shan (wearing a God of Wealth hat): Happy New Year, ladies and gentlemen! The courier Xiao Qiao is on stage, and I'll pick it up on New Year's Eve. Dress up in disguise to add joy. Good luck to everyone! Haha, stop it, I have to work. (rings the doorbell)

Xiurui: Who is it?

Loura: Oh, I have a batch of clothes to send to the mountains. I think I ordered the courier to come (open the door)

Qiao Shan: Sister, (bowing) Happy New Year!

Loura: Oh, Xiao Qiao, what a beautiful dress!

Qiao Shan: I remember you were told to meet the God of Wealth when you opened the door!

Loura: How thoughtful of you. Do you want to tell me that you are an excellent employee?

Qiao Shan: Ha, I must be strict with my work!

Loura: Come on, Joe, come in! Qiao Shan: Hey! ) Help my sister clean this up, and I'll go in and tidy it up! (Back to the room)

Qiao Shan: OK, sister! (Start packing)

Refrigerator: Huhuhu

Qiao Shan: What's that noise? (walks to the refrigerator) Why is this refrigerator moving? Is it broken?

Xiurui: It's being repaired.

Qiao Shan and Xiurui: Ah, ah! (afraid of each other)

Xiurui: Oh dear! Are you a courier? Dressed like a drama singer!

Qiao Shan: Are you a home appliance repairman? I think you look like Zhang Fei!

Xiurui: Brother, you are good at catching features when chatting. Why don't you have a rest during the New Year?

Qiao Shan: Aren't you going to rest here? In our service industry, as long as customers call, they must appear immediately!

Xiurui: That's great, ah. Thank you for your hard work (take out two bottles of drinks from the refrigerator, throw one to Qiao Shan and open one yourself). Here, make a complete one.

Qiao Shan: Spit it out! (Xiurui vomits his drink)

Xiurui: What are you doing?

Qiao Shan: What are you doing?

Xiurui: I drink!

Qiao Shan: Where did you buy it?

Xiurui: It's in the refrigerator.

Qiao Shan: If you repair the refrigerator, you can drink whatever you want. If you repair the sewer, you can pull whatever you want.

Xiurui: Brother, why are you so silent?

Qiao Shan: This is not a burial. When you drink with others, you don't say hello to them.

Xiurui: Do I still need to say hello?

Qiao Shan: Oh, my God, you are so careless. Do you really think you are Zhang Fei, hahaha!

Xiurui: You said you were a man. I kindly brought you a glass of wine, and then you called me. ...

Qiao Shan: Oh, come on, it's not easy to celebrate the New Year. Let me help you with this!

Xiurui: He carried it for me? Oh, I see. He really thinks I'm an appliance repairman. Honestly, man, I'm actually ...

Loura (going out): Joe, (looking at Xiurui) What are you doing here?

Xiurui: I need to talk to him.

Loura: Did you fix the refrigerator?

Xiurui: No.

Loura: Don't talk about it until it is fixed. Oh, my God, just fix it and leave.

Xiurui: Xiu Xiu.

Loura: Come on, Joe, there's another box.

Qiao Shan: Sister, I am not strict with my work today.

Loura: What's the matter?

Qiao Shan: I was thirsty just now. I have no choice. I took out a bottle of drink from the refrigerator and drank it. ...

Loura: Joe, I'm not talking about you, but do you really consider yourself an outsider? There are plenty of drinks in the refrigerator, and the peanuts and melon seeds on the table are free to eat. Why are you polite to me after the Spring Festival? (turns to Xiurui) Fix it quickly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Back to the room)

Qiao Shan: jy, Li Kui Jr.

Xiurui: If it wasn't Zhang Fei, why did it change to Li Kui jy?

Qiao Shan: Don't they all have beards? Look at it. It doesn't matter. Don't drink. It's close enough to call me sister.

Xiurui: Listen, you two are close.

Qiao Shan: This is normal!

Xiurui: Hey, I have to ask, is there any special way?

Qiao Shan: You want to know, let me tell you ... What am I talking to you?

Xiurui: This man, you said. ...

Qiao Shan: What happened to him?

Xiurui: Didn't you say anything?

Qiao Shan: I can't catch it! Here's the thing: I am in charge of this community. My sister is a caring volunteer and often sends donations. Cooked, every time I come, my sister will pour me a glass of water and bring me a towel to wipe my sweat!

Xiurui: I didn't hear anything special!

Qiao Shan: It's not special! Do you know what this means? This shows that my sister has me in her heart!

Xiurui: He has you in his heart?

Qiao Shan: Not only me, but also many people! He can always pretend to be someone else. Otherwise, how could there be so much love first?

Xiurui: Oh, that's true.

Qiao Shan: It's a pity that such a good woman doesn't have a man to take care of her at home. terrible ...

Xiurui: No ... Brother, what makes you say there are no men in this family?

Qiao Shan: Brother, I come here often. I've never met anyone. Let me tell you: you are the first man I met in this family!

Xiurui: That's right!

Qiao Shan: Oh, my God, it's not strict. Hehe ... Brother, you are the second one.

Xiurui: The second one?

Qiao Shan: Yes!

Xiurui: Who is the first one?

Qiao Shan: Want to know?

Xiurui: Ah.

Qiao Shan: Let me tell you something: Can I tell you something? (turns around, after a while) What's wrong with him?

Xiurui: I knew you would come back!

Qiao Shan: I can't catch it! I can't catch it! That day, I came to pick up the mail. As soon as my sister opened the door, I found a man lying naked in my hair!

Xiurui: Naked?

Qiao Shan: Oh, my God, I'm not strict again. Hehe ... I even put on a bath towel.

Xiurui: (angry) What's the use of that?

Qiao Shan: No, I didn't know until I asked. It turns out that he is her neighbor!

Xiurui: Look, you didn't make it clear, neighbor, come here ... (Change of heart) Not even neighbors! Neighbors!

Qiao Shan: No, they have a reasonable reason: the water heater at home is broken, so they take a bath here.

Xiurui: Even if their water heater explodes, he can't take a bath here!

Qiao Shan: Yes, and then his mother took him away.

Xiurui: His mother? Give it back to me?

Qiao Shan: Yes, a two-year-old boy, so tall (gesticulating with his hand), with a wide side, about your age, hehehe. ...

Xiurui: Who is it? Little boy, don't be clear! You scared me. ...

Qiao Shan: What's that noise? Isn't that little boy a man?

Xiurui: Yes, the key is that you describe this thing too loosely.

Qiao Shan: You don't have to talk about me, but I blame you for prying here!

Xiurui: I'm not asking. What you said is very attractive!

Qiao Shan: There are many interesting things in his family. Shall I tell you one by one?

Xiurui: Brother,

Qiao Shan: Why?

Xiurui: You see, after talking to you just now, I found that you are quite strict.

Qiao Shan: Of course.

Xiurui: Then be strict and tell me if there is anything more attractive.

Qiao Shan: Want to know?

Xiurui: Ah.

Qiao Shan: I'm telling you: (stands up and shouts) Sister, he is lazy, so he will be deducted from his working hours!

Xiurui: Er, er, er ... Shh, don't ... As soon as you're finished, I'll, don't, don't, don't, don't, I'll fix ... (while talking, I'll go back and fix the refrigerator)

Qiao Shan: What is this image? Hey, hey, hey, shh ... no, I'll fix it ... (imitating while talking), does he have an idea for my sister? No, I have to ask him by innuendo! (approaching Xiurui) I said, little Friar Sand. ...

Xiurui: Aren't they Zhang Fei and Li Kui jy? Why did you change to Friar Sand again?

Qiao Shan: You look alike! Hey, if you fix yours, leave me alone. Come and fix yours. Let me ask you a few questions.

Xiurui: Q!

Qiao Shan: How long has this refrigerator been repaired?

Xiurui: Oh, this refrigerator has been broken for half a month.

Qiao Shan: Oh. Do you like meat stuffing and vegetarian stuffing when you eat jiaozi this Spring Festival?

Xiurui: vegetarian stuffing, meat stuffing is too tired!

Qiao Shan: What do you think of my sister?

Xiurui: Water, it's quite water!

Qiao Shan: (to himself) Did you watch it? Sure enough, I have plans for my sister! No, I can't leave, I want to protect my sister!

(Loura comes out)

Loura: Come on, Joe, the last box, pack up and check out!

Qiao Shan: Sister, sister, you put it here. Sister, I can't leave.

Loura: Why?

Qiao Shan: I can't leave until this refrigerator is repaired!

Loura: Refrigerator ... (To Xiurui: I said your refrigerator hasn't been repaired yet! When will it be finished? )

Xiurui: No, it can't be repaired today!

Qiao Shan: (Shouting) What are you talking about! ! ! (Pull Loura over) Come here! ! (to Xiurui) I said, Xiao Baoyu ...

Xiurui: Huh? Not rigorous this time! Zhang Fei and Friar Sand in jy in Li Kui have beards, but Jia Baoyu has no beards!

Qiao Shan: I know Jia Baoyu doesn't have a beard, so I just want to give you a Four Great Classical Novels!

Xiurui: Aren't you idle?

Qiao Shan: There are only two paths in front of you now. The first method is to repair the refrigerator. The second way (to Loura), sister, change people!

Loura: Huh?

Xiurui: Substitution?

Qiao Shan: What?

Xiurui: Do you know what this is about?

Qiao Shan: You have no professional ethics!

Xiurui: Why don't I have professional ethics?

Qiao Shan: Grumpy, right? Grumpy I just forgot that big event, didn't I?

Xiurui: What did I do?

Qiao Shan: Well, with someone like you, I don't need to do such a big thing for you! ! (To Loura) Sister, I'll tell you a big secret: He drank that bottle of drink just now! ! ! ! ! ! (Proudly strolling around Loura) Why?

Loura: No, Xiao Qiao, what's wrong with him having a drink?

Qiao Shan: No, sister, he's not just drinking. He wants something from you! He said you are a good swimmer!

Xiurui: As soon as he asked me just now, I just ...

Qiao Shan: Put away your wretched smile! Loura: Mm-hmm! ) You put it away, too! Uh, no, sister, you are so happy. No, sister, this man is still lying! I just asked him if jiaozi likes meat stuffing and vegetarian stuffing for Chinese New Year. He told me that he likes vegetarian stuffing. Look at his sideways figure. Can he not eat meat?

Xiurui: This is also a reason!

Qiao Shan: Sister, I told you not to take everyone home from now on, okay? Anything that doesn't aim at repairing refrigerators is not a good refrigerator!

Xiurui: I'm the refrigerator again.

Qiao Shan: I'll tell you about the refrigerator. My working principle is: once I enter a client, I can't take the money and leave. As long as the customer calls, I am the patron saint of the customer! ! ! (posing)

Xiurui: You ...

Qiao Shan: Don't tease me, just pose.

Xiurui: I'm her husband!

Qiao Shan: You have been drinking, haven't you? Did you drink it? (To Loura) He said he was your husband (talking and laughing).

Loura: Oh, he is your brother-in-law! (slapped Qiao Shan)

Qiao Shan: Did you hear that? My sister has exposed you! Say you are my brother-in-law. Then you said you were her husband. You didn't say hello when you came in for a drink just now. The whole thing is like a couple ... (I froze for a while after posting) Are they lovers? ! (slaps himself) Ouch!

Loura: Oh, Xiao Qiao, this is my fault. ...

Qiao Shan: No, sister, how can he be my brother-in-law?

Xiurui: Huh? Why can't I be your brother-in-law?

Qiao Shan: The point is that my sister is a swan in my mind!

Xiurui: I am a toad!

Qiao Shan: No, my sister is a flower!

Xiurui: It's stuck on me!

Qiao Shan: My sister is a good cabbage!

Xiurui: (Shouting) Let me bow!

Qiao Shan: No, hey, you're always here. What did you do to Barr?

Xiurui: I won't cooperate with you. You said this thing was too popular. I'll feel bad if I don't pick it up! ! !

Qiao Shan: Oh, I'm so relaxed today! I feel like the little boy who left home to take a shower, standing here naked, mom, take me away quickly! (Hold your body with your hands)

Loura: No, Xiao Qiao. ...

Qiao Shan: No, I can't stay, sister! (running to the door)

Xiurui: (Shouting) Stop! ! Let me tell you something, Joe. ...

Loura: (Shouting) Keep your voice down! ! You scared people!

Xiurui: Sorry, wife, I am anxious to talk to him.

Loura: (sweetly) I have something to say!

Xiurui: Yes, yes, yes! Joe, I really can't blame you for this. My brother-in-law has to thank you! Through this incident, I found that I really took care of this family too little. It's not easy for your sister to be alone.

Loura: Hmm.

Xiurui: Wife, from today on, I will focus on my family (holding Loura's hand) and my career (holding Loura's other hand)!

Loura: That's more like it! (Give Xiurui a push)

Xiurui: Otherwise Xiao Qiao will treat me as a bad person!

Qiao Shan: No, brother-in-law ...

Loura: Stop it! You, learn from Joe. He will be a better husband than you in the future!

Qiao Shan: It is necessary. That's (Xian Se).

Xiurui: Who are you going to make your husband?

Qiao Shan: Brother, who do you think will be my husband? I don't even have a date.

Loura: Hey, Xiao Qiao doesn't have a girlfriend yet!

Qiao Shan: Hmm.

Loura: Honey, can I discuss something with you?

Xiurui: Hmm.

Loura: What do you think of Xiao Qiao?

Xiurui: Everything is fine except that she doesn't speak strictly.

Loura: Hey, then introduce your sister to him as a girlfriend!

Qiao Shan: Oh, sister, thank you! By the way, sister, does your sister look like you?

Loura: Oh, what do I look like? That is your brother-in-law's sister! They look exactly alike!

Xiurui: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's settled! My brother-in-law (slapped Qiao Shan)

Qiao Shan: (crying) Mom, give it to me and take it away! (escape)

Xiurui: Brother-in-law! My brother-in-law (chasing)

Loura: Little Joe! Things haven't been sent yet! (chasing)

(End)