A composition about the class.

There was a book called those things in the Ming Dynasty, and this article is not another one. That book tells a historical story, but what happened in my class is a modern story. What is this? This is the gap.

The art of swearing

Now there are various ways to swear, such as "x" and "x" ... and so on, and there are more ingenious ways to use the ancients to harm people. Did you know that the devil is a foot tall? English, French and Japanese. Everything, it's time to scold your eighth ancestor, and you thought it was a compliment. Our class has this kind of war of words. You can't afford to fight a big battle. Look! A classmate shouted to an unlucky classmate in standard Oxford English, "Don't you have any money?" Can't you be polite? Tragic classmate tried to make the pine nuts in his head run at full speed, which deeply hurt me. Classmate has been completely dizzy, and Classmate A has won an overwhelming victory.

Report on investigation results of mud and silt.

What is the function of mud? Think about it-escape punishment. How to make peace? Next, Wang Moumou of our class will give us a practical demonstration. Job recovery (warm reminder: non-technical personnel should not imitate! ) The teacher asked, "What about your homework? Classmate B: "Teacher, I wrote, um, ah. " ! Use procrastination skills until the teacher is really impatient and anxious to go to class, and the incident of taking back homework will end hastily, and there is no need to write homework to escape punishment.

A classmate gave an example to answer the teacher's question. Teacher Li (whose name is taboo) went to the shopping mall to buy three pairs of pants, and negotiated that the last pair was one yuan cheaper for half a day (it was too hard for you to negotiate for half a day). How much did Miss Li spend? This classmate took the lead in playing a joke on the teacher, and other students followed suit. Teacher Li plays soy sauce. . Teacher Li buys vinegar. . Miss Li buys popsicles. Miss Li buys diapers. The class is in chaos. The examples are getting ridiculous. ( )

The knack of gangsters

The knack of hooligans

Wang is from Chifeng. There are different opinions in the class about the origin of this man. But one thing is quite consistent-that is, so are class hooligans.

I make mistakes every day at school, and I am beaten and beaten by the board every day. Maybe God really can't stand it and gave the child a meat shield. In this way, the students are like more than 2,000 Athenas who have strengthened their defenses. One day this classmate made another mistake. The teacher said, "If the student thinks his mistake is not serious, please raise your hand." According to the statistical results, 20% of students think it is excusable. Because 80% of students think this is absolutely unforgivable. This is the result of making friends. After accepting the punishment, he immediately turned over a new leaf in class, was positive and optimistic, spoke around the teacher with all his gestures, and promoted positive energy like a newcomer. As a result, after only thirteen minutes, the students returned to their original state on time.

The bonfire rises again, and the snail rises.

There was a loud noise behind him, and then there was a loud crash. Chu-Han War again. Move the stool and watch! It's pretty intense In the deskmate war, the war of words is a prelude to cold weapons, and the overwhelming saliva has a devastating momentum. "Hit him! Hit him! " Live BOOS Duel Show Free Edition.

On the physical education class, women protested and ran 800 meters. What should I do if the small snail primary school in this class has never passed sports running? Fiona Fang, what do you say? Fiona Fang said that "cold salad" is still 500 meters, 400 meters and 300 meters away. When I was tired and pretended to fall, Miss Li was watching! Don't want to wait on snails, let's get up. Under the gaze of teacher Li, I finally finished the whole race! It's incredible.

Although those things in our class have a short history and profound significance, they are still very interesting. Why? We have good character.

Ming Rui, a freshman in Chifeng No.3 Middle School, Inner Mongolia.