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Say something sweet: if you are well, don't bother each other.

1. Love at first sight is just two people's satisfaction with their looks, and it has nothing to do with feelings.

2. I am ready to break up with you at any time with the mentality of growing old with you, affectionate but not entangled.

If you can't find the right person, you probably can't change your wrong self.

One day, you no longer expect vigorous love, just want someone who won't leave you.

5. Love is not to find when it is lacking, but to change when it is tired.

6. I like bananas, but you gave me a car full of apples, and then you said you were moved and asked me why I wasn't. I was speechless, and then you told the world that you spent all your money to buy me a car full of apples, but I was not touched at all. I must be a man with a heart of stone! There must be something wrong with my personality! I just like bananas, right? For those who turn a blind eye to love.

7. Possession is a strange thing, and I won't be happy when others mention your name.

8. People who love you always say things you don't want to hear.

9. I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Actually, nonsense is a kind of dependence.

10. This hot day is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is half cold.

1 1. Girls will never understand why boys always want to talk to you late, because then you won't have time to talk to other boys.

12. It is said that when I first met someone, my temperature was 38. 6? It's called love at first sight

13. Give me a test paper about you and I will tell you what Xueba is.

14.? Your boyfriend and his best friend fell into the water together, who would you save first? ? Can you explain to me why they are together? ?

15. People who can take the initiative to find you either miss you or beg you to do something.

16. I obviously like you, but I'm joking with you and her.

17. I am suitable for one person to be chic, not for two people to be romantic.

18. Caring for someone means that you take a shower, and when he chats with you about QQ, you will throw the water back to him for one second.

19. I can finally mention you gracefully without looking sad.

20. Full WiFi+ warm bed+warm sunshine+excellent food.

2 1. If you care about one thing deeply enough, others will think it is robbery when they touch it.

22.? I hate you? Why? You not only occupy my eyes, my heart, my life, but also my dreams?

23. Why do you need two people to agree when you are together, and one person is enough when you break up? It's not fair!

24. I accidentally downloaded you to my heart, and now it tells me? Cannot delete this file? .

25. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other, and you can't be enemies after breaking up because you love each other deeply.

26. I finally became what you like, but now I despise you.

27. I believe that the person who accidentally falls asleep while chatting with you must be the one who cares about you the most.

28. There are people who don't understand romance, only those who don't care about you.

29. Your little smile will set off a storm in my heart.

30. The sweetest love story is that the person you love most plans you in his future.

3 1. Family is not as good as long-term companionship.

32. There is always a person who lives in his heart but disappears into life.

33. Whoever loves you again in the future, you go up and slap. If he doesn't fight back, he probably really loves you.

34. If you love two people at the same time, please choose the second one. Because if you really love the first, you won't love the second.

35. If you are fine, don't bother each other.

36. You are a person who makes my heart ache.

He may not be so good in others' eyes, but no one can replace him in my heart.

When I love you more and more, can you stop showing off that you don't care about me more and more?

39. Being angry is just to find an excuse to make you care.

40. Love is not how many times you say it. I love you? But how to prove that what you said is true.

4 1. You can't accept one person because you can't forget another person.

42. If you can't give me a lifetime, don't take off my pants.

43. In fact, people are mean. People who love you and spoil you are not rare, and those who are indifferent to you are chasing after you. Finally, I was black and blue.

44. The real forgetting is that you can shrug your shoulders when you hear his name.