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Tell me if you can't drink well.

Three tragedies in life: not smoking, not enough to drink, not knowing games, not enjoying life!

Tell me if you can't drink well.

Although I can't drink, my wine is good. I feel dizzy.

Second, strangely, I should not drink well. You can pass out after drinking a beer or Rio. Why can you drink so much in recent times?

Third, I didn't go out for three days during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I go out for a barbecue at midnight. One person has a bad hangover, one person doesn't drink enough, and one person doesn't drink enough wine. So far, a barbecue without drinking is enough.

Fourth, the limit of alcohol consumption is a bottle of beer. I can't have another drink. I can make you pass out.

I can't drink well, but I never get drunk. I dare not get drunk, but I really want to have a drink. PS really likes Ma Touqin of Anhe Bridge.

Six, people in the rivers and lakes, involuntarily. Usually I can't drink well, but if I have to accompany me, I'll just turn over and faint. Fortunately, the leaders are all drunk and bald. I just want to have a good rest and be a healthy baby.

Seven, friends are not so drunk. . The one who drinks badly on purpose may make a video and send it to him the next day.

8. I miss you madly. I hope I can hold your hand one day and propose a toast to the guests. Even if I can't drink well, I will drink it all at once, but it will never be realized.

I often drink, so I often faint. Many people joke that I am an alcoholic, but I have never really been drunk. I just like the noisy drinking scene and the feeling of dizziness, and I don't care about anything else. Life is like a play, you don't have to be serious. Why bother?

Ten, for me, a northerner with a bad capacity for liquor, I vomited several times and felt uncomfortable for a night, and finally stopped. Sometimes it's hard to understand why so many people are addicted to alcohol.

Eleven, sure enough, people who can't drink are not suitable for drinking. It's really embarrassing to be picked up at this point after drinking half a bottle of red wine and sleeping at a friend's house.

Twelve, today is really happy! ! ! Although the amount of alcohol is not easy to handle, the feeling of drunkenness is too cool and spicy! ! ! Go if it's not worth it! !

Thirteen, accidentally drank it. It's impossible. This is not my capacity for liquor. I know I shouldn't drink so fast. I can't. I can't sit still. Standing is like flying. I'm drunk. All right, good night, everyone.

Fourteen, I can't drink well, so I don't drink easily and don't move my glass. I remember my first day at my present company. That day, the company just held a dinner party for all staff, and a bunch of people advised me to drink. A male colleague in the next department asked me to have a drink, but he refused. He simply picked up a cup and offered him 7 or 8 cups. After that, he didn't dare to look for me again. He became famous in the first world war in the company, and then there was a party in the company. No one dared to persuade me to drink more.

15. Why do you want to drink with the people on the table when you can't drink? You lie in bed like a fool with a headache and thirst.

Sixteen, after drinking two bottles, I was a little drunk, I was a little shaky when I walked, and my alcohol consumption was very bad. My sister brought us a big bag of powder cakes when she returned to her hometown during the Mid-Autumn Festival. My son is still picking out my favorite thick cake. If he knew that his mother was drunk, he would go to bed so sad that he could finally have a good sleep tonight. Everything that can and cannot be passed will become the past. Good Night!

Seventeen, I will take the initiative to drink, but the amount of alcohol is really bad. There used to be at most one bottle of beer, but now there are at most three bottles. Liquor and two or two liquors are all ok, but it's really not good to have more.

Eighteen, more and more love to go out to drink with friends, if you can't drink enough, practice better. What is uncomfortable is stomach pain and dysmenorrhea after drinking for several days. It feels good. It's really terrible to separate beer from coke. I still have to eat before drinking, no matter how uncomfortable or life is important.

Twenty, alone, I'm drunk. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival ~ If you don't drink enough, you will faint after drinking this bottle of sake ~

Twenty-one, have dinner with colleagues now. When I arrive, I will sit in the corner first. If the leader asks him if he wants to drink some wine, he will wave his hand at once. No, no, no,no. I'll faint if I drink it.

Twenty-two, silly old man, drink so much if you don't drink enough. He picked him up and threw up all over me to help him wipe his body and rest. Good night, friends.

Twenty-three, I can't drink enough. I fell down after two drinks. Besides this, there are many things you don't understand. I don't like pork belly, I'm afraid of cold, I don't like reading, I like you.

Twenty-four, this is youth. If you are not good at jumping, you should try to jump. If you are not good at drinking, you should drink hard. If it is dark at night, you should walk hard. We can count good things as happiness. We have been pursuing happiness all our lives. Youth is a short dream, but when you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace.

Twenty-five, I haven't had enough recently. I used to drink three more cups. Now, after drinking two bottles in one night, I feel uncomfortable.

26. If a bottle of white wine is put in front of me, I can probably really finish it. After all, the mood determines the amount of alcohol, and it doesn't matter whether it is good or not.

27, I have great endurance. I don't drink enough, and I still have a headache with wine or something.

Twenty-eight, I will never drink again. Drinking is really a mistake. I've lost half my life. Those friends who know that I can't drink well, don't ask me to drink again. We can't go home until we drink.

29. I can't drink well. I often chat with my friends. I wish I could drink well. Alcohol magnifies all pleasure and pain. Life will be more interesting if you can drink.

Thirty, this evening, I had dinner and drank two-thirds of a can of Rio. This drink and wine are three degrees. I drank it, my face turned red, my ears turned red, my face burned, and I wanted to sleep. I know I don't drink enough, but I didn't know it was that bad.

Sad space to talk about the mood _ not bad, not surprised and not happy.

0 1 People who forget their names can't find their way home. If I forget my dream, what am I ... I tell you, women don't live for men, and I still live well without you.

I once said that I would love you very much, and I did, but you forgot.

I'm ok, not bad, not surprised or happy, but everything is ok.

I want to protect myself with thorns like a hedgehog. I will pull out all the thorns for one person.

In the record of my visit to Russia, I can never wait for the figure I want to see.

If a woman has a man who really loves you, cherish it and don't regret it then.

Why is there so much hidden in Penguin 08 that I just can't bear to delete it?

Honey, you know, you are my weakness.

10 The difference between liking and liking is that if you like a flower, you will pick it. Love a flower and you will water it.

1 1 Sorry to bother you for so long, but I have to give up in the end!

12 think more, you appear in front of me now, don't make me so decadent.

13. Try to understand the person who laughs the most around you, and you will find that his injury is beyond your comprehension.

14 quietly listening to music, soothing the scars in my heart,

15 keeps saying that I forgot, but who knows the pain in my heart?

16- I just love someone who once loved me and do something I should have done but didn't.

17 Save it, don't compare with others. Ben is not from the same world.

18 is the most successful pursuit, but I succeeded, didn't I, although I don't want it now, oh,

19 If you choose love, you lose your family. If you choose your family, you lose your love. I'm in pain. I feel terrible.

The happier you laugh, the more painful you always feel.

2 1 From then on, there lived a person in my heart who used to look like us.

Don't promise easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe. Don't say love easily, the love spoken is a kind of injury.

If you think you will be happier if I let go, then I will let go.

Happy or unhappy, this is how it came, and it will pass.

Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing there.

In fact, seeing that you like her, I have an indescribable feeling in my heart.

When love fell in again, I was so calm. I didn't cry, just smiled quietly.

Your own destiny is in your own hands, not let others decide your own destiny.

29- Love is mint-flavored ice cream ~ The sweetness is full of cool bitterness ~

Life is like peeling an onion, one slice will make people cry.

3 1 Don't give up what you have lost for memory.

I tried my best to walk towards the warmth you described. But it's getting colder and colder.

We are all children, and we all know the world by being hurt.

Am I not doing well enough? I've worked hard, but where is your girl better than me?

At that time, you were always around me, and now I'm in love with you, but you say you have no feelings for me.

If you can't find the right person, it is very likely that you can't change the wrong self.

The world outside the window, the dialogue that cannot be seen clearly. It's none of my business. Those beautiful things.

Now I have no color, no feeling. Maybe you're right. I'm a little autistic, just a little.

You won't meet the second me, the second me who loves you so much.

Leaves leave because of the wind? Or is it because the trees don't stay?

4 1 In my bones, there is always a hideous me, protecting my fragile self.

When I love you, you are the place that day. What do you care when I don't love you?

I think: if I love him so much, I will cherish it desperately, but it's not/

44- Why should I believe you when you know you are lying to me?

Am I good at sentences that have nothing to do with you?

1. If you don't work hard, you can't afford anything you can't afford except getting older, losing your hair and getting older. The person you like has nothing to do with you.

When you choose one road, the scenery of the other road has nothing to do with you. How you live is up to you.

Whether she is good or not is her business. It's none of your business. How are you? She doesn't know. It's none of his business They're all fine.

I love you, but it's none of your business. It's like a house burned down for a long time, and you look at the wreckage and dust in despair. You know this is your home, but you can't go back.

I am still very happy to do a romantic thing, but unfortunately no one understands my romance, so although I am very lost, it has nothing to do with you.

6. Things can't be put off, words can't be said, and people can't do it. Don't ask, think or say anything that has nothing to do with you.

7. Don't touch anything that has nothing to do with you, ok, so you will be less hurt and won't embarrass yourself. You can't change many things, so you don't know!

8. How many days I didn't see you at last, how many times I called you back and didn't call you back, how many times I didn't have to worry, how many times I was fine and finally turned into you, and how many times I wished I had been fine.

9. Don't always mention how awesome your friends are in front of others. You should know that the achievements of others have nothing to do with you.

10. You asked me how I was doing. Now you have no right to know whether I am well or not. this is nothing to do with you. Whether it is good or bad is also my choice for my life.

1 1. Have some respect for your attitude. Don't listen to wind and rain. Shut your mouth. Don't make yourself sound like a gossip. Whether it is good or not has nothing to do with you. You can accept all the suggestions, but not what you say. In that case, I don't mind letting you try. Mind your own business. Don't worry about other things!

12. People you like don't necessarily like you, and people who like you don't necessarily like you; It's not that I don't have the courage to say it, but I'm afraid of losing it forever, afraid that even the right to secretly like you will be deprived; How can I understand the impulse to hug you from behind? I was always there, but you never looked back. When I left, I was the only one who was sad, not you.

13. Leave a place and the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you.

14. I don't know when it reminds me again. It's really bad. Why do you want to tear open the wound and have a look? Why are you disturbing my life? Memories are beautiful, but I can't live on them. It's sad to live in nothingness like that. Mr. h, you have a good life. Wish you all the best. Whether I am well or not has nothing to do with you. The moment you let go, it doomed our ending. Without you in this life. I'm sorry too. Not you.

15. I can't sleep in the middle of the night, just miss you very much. The world owes me a you, which is owed by the world and has nothing to do with you. I look forward to someone telling me one day that it doesn't matter. I will repay what the world owes you.

16. What others say about you has nothing to do with you. If you say anything about it, you are asking for trouble. Same eyes, different views. The same ears, different listening methods. Same mouth, different words. The same heart, different ideas. The same money, different consumption patterns, the same life, different lifestyles. Live high, the road is at your feet.

17. I am not your dispensable shadow. It's none of your business that I like you. When I have accumulated enough disappointment, please forgive me for leaving.

18. Good friends are drifting away from each other. I used to want to tell you something big, but now it has nothing to do with you.

19. Don't force me to talk about my business in the name that we get along well. That's my life, not yours. Put away your gossip and boring mouth.

20. It seems that everything has nothing to do with you, but I just love thinking.

2 1. You don't have to pry into other people's lives every day, and whether others live well or not has nothing to do with you, so face the reality and try to climb up.

22. I am disappointed by you every time, and then I have a passion for you again after a while. In fact, all the emotional ups and downs are just my own business. I have never had anything to do with you. Secret love is a bolt from the blue, stormy. Everything about me is because of you, but it has nothing to do with you.

23. In the past, I had to tell you all the major events, but later, all the major events have nothing to do with you. The relationship between people has always been very shallow, and it will be dispensable if you don't pay attention. But anyway, nice to meet you.

24. You are just an ID on the Internet, and everything about you has nothing to do with you.

25. I will miss you after I leave: from the second I turn around, I will still be friends after breaking up; Don't say my happiness! That person has nothing to do with you: when you leave a place, the flowers are dropped on purpose, so don't say anything.

26. I still like you. I don't want to forget you I am afraid of the day when I forget you. I really have nothing to do with you.

27. If you don't work hard, you can't afford what you can't afford, and the person you like has nothing to do with you.

28. When you choose one road, the scenery of the other road has nothing to do with you.

29. Some people say that even if I fall in love with someone else, it's none of your business. Some people say I don't love you anymore, but it has something to do with me.

30. Anyway, you should always look at your heart and know that quality is better than quantity. The life they choose has nothing to do with you. Just follow your heart and be a kind, simple and beautiful girl.

3 1. After a brief encounter, this tangled emotional problem is finally over. It's nice to say it. You don't have to think about anything, what the other person thinks of you, and he can't return your message. Anyway, his life has nothing to do with you from now on. I'll never see you again in my life, never see you again.

Copywriter who is in a bad mood and doesn't want to go to work

1. I don't want to go to work at all. I really want to be quiet.

There are always six or seven days a week when I don't want to go to work.

Dare to ask who wants to go to work, who is cold and sleepy … who never wants to go to work, just muddle along.

To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

5. If the work is not satisfactory and love is not guaranteed, should it disappear for a while and start over?

I went to work because I had no money. Why am I still broke when I go to work?

7. On my first day at work, I want to ask for leave ... Think about my salary, forget it, migrant workers don't deserve leave.

8. It is also said that God is going to travel, and he can't even leave his work after work.

9. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up and go to work.

10. If only I had been a child, I would have slept after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

1 1. I feel that I have been drifting recently and don't want to go to work.

12. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

13. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

14. It's too difficult to get up in the morning in winter. It's too difficult to put the idea of not wanting to go to work in your head every day. ...

15. Who wants to work like this if it's not for living? Tears of migrant workers, water of the Yellow River.

16. Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

17. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave. I want to get out of my misery as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady.

18. It hurts to breathe at work. He lives in every corner of me.

19. Going to school is to get paid to muddle along, and going to work is to get paid to muddle along.

20. In a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work.