The names of Degang Guo newspapers are full of funny words ... thank you. ...

B: Ah.

A: Many viewers know that.

B: You're welcome.

I often see you on the radio and TV.

B: This is a regular broadcast.

A: You are an actor of Tianjin Quyi Troupe.

B: That's right.

A: I'm from Beijing.

Not bad.

I have always lived in Beijing.

B: Alas.

My home is still in Beijing.

Ah, in Beijing.

You live at No.0/3, North Fifth Avenue, Xinjiekou.

B: Ah, right, right, right.

A: Isn't it?

B: That's right.

A: Is everything all right at home?

Everything is fine.

A: How is the old lady?

B: In good health.

A: How's Big Brother?

Not bad.

A: How's Sister-in-law?

Not bad.

Are all the children at school?

They are all at school.

Please give my regards to the old lady.

B: Thank you.

A: Hehe. How many people?

B: Six people.

A: Are all six happy?

B: Hello, everyone.

A: You live in Xiaowujiao.

B: Ah.

I lived nearby with you when I was young.

Well, we are neighbors.

A: I live in Xiaoliu.

B: Huh?

A: An alley.

B: Right, right, right.

I am one year older than you.

B: Ah.

A: I am forty-five, and you are forty-four.

B: It's still a year away.

A: I was eight years old.

B: Ah.

A: You were only seven years old.

B: That's right.

My brother and I just play together.

B: Send the baby here.

A: We are children.

Not bad.

A: Little brother.

Hmm.

A: I will be a classmate when I grow up.

B: Ah.

Now we are old friends.

We are lovers.

We are old friends.

B: Ah.

Not just any old friend.

So what kind of friends are we?

We are like-minded good friends.

B: What do you mean by like-minded friends?

A: Just like-minded.

Then tell me.

A: For example, if you are an activist-

What about you?

A: I am an advanced element.

B: That's right.

A: If you are a labor hero-

What about you?

A: I am a production model.

Not bad.

A: If you are a glorious soldier-

B: What about you?

A: I am the hometown of the revolution.

B: Ah.

A: You want to talk about cross talk-

B: What about you?

A: I'm just telling jokes.

B: Oh.

You want to be an actor-

B: What about you?

A: I am engaged in literature and art.

Hmm.

A: You will be in a movie-

B: What about you?

I just sing Beijing opera.

Oh!

A: You are an athlete.

B: What about you?

I am an athlete.

B: Wow!

A: You are the champion-

B: What about you?

I am an athlete.

B: Ah.

A: You are an athlete.

B: Ah.

A: I'm the first.

Oh!

A: You are Zuo Shusheng-

B: What about you?

A: This is Chen Jingang.

B: Ah.

You want Liu Lifu-

B: What about you?

A: I'm Lu Hongxiang.

Oh!

You want big Lang Ping-

B: What about you?

A: This is Sun Jinfang.

Oh, that's interesting.

A: If you are a scientist-

What about you?

I am an engineer.

B: Ah.

You graduated from high school-

B: What about you?

My young man.

B: Oh.

A: You do small business-

B: What about you?

I do small business.

B: Ah.

You want to sell goldfish-

B: What about you?

I just sell flower pots.

B: Ah.

You want to sell pears-

B: What about you?

I sell goldfish.

B: Ah.

You want to sell straw hats-

B: What about you?

I just sell summer sleeping mats-

B: Ah.

You sell shredded tofu-

B: What about you?

I sell tofu skin-

B: Hey! Interesting.

You sell salted duck-

B: What about you?

I sell sauced trotters.

B: Ah.

You sell red fish worms-

B: What about you?

A: I'll sell peanuts!

B: Hey, hey, hey, my God.

A: If you do big business-

What about you?

I run a big shop.

B: Ah.

A: If you are a big manager-

B: What about you?

I am the boss.

Oh!

A: If you are a rich man-

B: What about you?

A: I am a big capitalist.

B: Ah.

A: If you are a big spy-

B: What about you?

A: Then I am a traitor!

Hello! This is not good.

You don't know what I mean.

B: What's the matter?

We are old friends.

B: Ah.

A: For the Party, it is not a big problem to tell a joke.

Ah, were you kidding me just now?

Just kidding.

You are wrong.

A: What's the matter?

You've gone too far with this joke.

A: Oh, I'm not sure about this size.

B: Alas.

A: This joke is a bit too much.

B: I don't want to hear it.

A: A little too much.

B: Here you are.

A: It makes you unhappy.

B: Of course.

A: Sorry.

B: Hmm.

This is my weakness.

B: Alas.

My mistake.

B: That's right.

A: My fault.

B: That's right.

A: Sorry.

B: Ah.

Please apologize to me!

B: (speechless). . . No. . I apologize to you. !

A: Of course.

You apologize to me.

I apologize?

B: Alas.

How can I apologize to you?

How do you apologize?

I'll make you a present.

B: Ah.

I bow to you.

B: You're welcome.

I'm joking with you. It's impolite.

B: That's right.

A: Especially if it is excessive, don't take it seriously.

B: Ah.

A: I have to make up for my shortcomings.

Really?

A: According to my level,

B: Ah.

How can I make up for my shortcomings?

How?

A: My treat.

B: A treat?

A: Giving a gift means apologizing.

Oh, you want to invite me.

A: Ah.

B: OK.

A: My treat.

B: OK.

What do I want you to do?

What are you doing?

May I invite you to the movies?

B: watching a movie now?

A: It's a little late to see it now.

B: That's right.

Do you want some sugar?

B: Huh?

A: Eating sugar is too stingy, and the audience jokes that this person is not generous.

B: Alas.

Please have a popsicle. It will be cold tomorrow. Please chew watermelon skin-

Ah-here you are? ! Is there a treat for eating watermelon skin? !

A: I can't chew.

B: why can't you chew it?

A: You don't know that technology yet.

B: As an adult, I can't chew watermelon skin? !

A: Chewing watermelon skin is not a specialty.

What do you suggest?

A: A little.

Tell me.

A: Just gnawing sideways to quench your thirst.

B: Ah.

A: Face-biting.

B: Wow! This even saves towels and soap.

A: I'll think of something anyway.

B: Ah.

I must invite you.

How can you invite me?

What are you doing?

B: Ah.

I have to think of a good idea.

B: You study.

Well, I have an idea.

B: Huh?

I will buy you a pair of leather shoes.

B: Ah, that's all right.

A: Not really.

B: Huh?

I want to know what size you wear.

B: Have a look.

Buy you a pair of pants-

B: OK!

I wonder what you like.

B: Hey!

Let me tell you something.

B: Ah.

Go to my house.

Why are you going?

Come to my house tomorrow.

B: Ah.

A: I'll treat you to dinner. be a guest

Oh, are you going to invite me to dinner?

A: OK?

B: Good!

A: I'll treat you to dinner.

B: OK!

Do you like noodles and rice?

Beijingers love noodles.

Do you like noodles?

B: Ah.

Spring has arrived.

Hmm.

Let's eat some spring cakes.

B: OK.

A: This is the favorite of Beijingers.

B: Ah.

A: Spring cakes are pancakes.

B: Ah.

I'll bake you six pancakes.

B: That's quite a lot.

A: I can't eat the rest.

B: Ah.

A: I mainly eat vegetables.

B: What do you want to cook for me?

I'll fry some fish for you.

B: Yes.

Fry some fish and some shrimp.

B: Ah.

A: Fish, shrimp and sparrows.

B: Alas.

A: Cao Meng fried dried meatballs, steamed shark's fin and shrimp heads, and braised them in a pot. . .

B: Yes. . . Just a moment, please.

Answer: Duckbill, chicken feet, horns and donkey hooves.

B: Is there any fried food in this donkey's hoof? ! It's simple.

A: Ah.

B: don't fry it either.

A: What's the matter?

I can bake pancakes. Please give me a box of frozen nails and roll them up.

A: Why?

It's too difficult. My cheeks are rotten after eating.

A: Yes. . . Too hard?

B: Ah.

A: I'll give you something soft.

B: That's right.

A: bake a pancake.

B: Ah.

Roll you a bowl of tofu.

B: (speechless) Here it is. . . Pancake roll tofu brain? !

A: Stir-fry.

B: Well, stir-fry some dishes.

A: I'll give you fried spinach-fried spinach, fried leeks, fried fire soup, yellow vegetables, some sweet noodle sauce, some ferns and onions, and some radish strips.

B: Wow!

A: I have a relative who stopped in Tianjin.

B: Ah.

I brought five kilograms of rice. Cook some rice porridge, which is called japonica rice porridge in Beijing.

B: Ah.

A: My brother and I eat porridge and drink porridge to fill the gap. We are full. You sit there and I'll sit here.

B: Ah.

A: We are having a tummy tuck-

What do you mean?

A: Play (talk) with your heart.

B: Hehe, that's interesting.

A: OK?

B: Right, right, right.

Tomorrow morning 10: 30, be there or be square.

I will definitely go.

I will wait for you at home.

B: I can go.

A: Ah.

B: Well, please wait a moment. Where do you live?

A: Not far.

B: Where?

Attendant: Zhangjiakou.

B: (speechless) Zhang. . . I'm not going. Eat a pancake and go to Zhangjiakou? !

A: Zhangjia Hutong in Xizhimen.

B: Hey, you made it clear!

A: Zhangjia Hutong Pass is down 12.5 meters.

B: Huh? ——

A: You can go home tomorrow. . .

B: (Interrupting) What do you mean by twelve and a half? !

It rained last year. Let's go!

B: Hey! Number twelve!

A: The twelfth.

B: Alas.

A: I'll wait for you at home.

I will definitely go.

Please remember my name.

B: Ah.

A: The twelfth. Li Boxiang.

Pancakes and vegetables

A: Looking for me.

Please invite me.

Let's eat pancakes.

B: Alas.

A: Stir-fry.

B: Be there or be square.

A: Your performance was delayed just now, which affected the audience to watch the program.

B: Alas.

A: Sorry, everyone.

B: It's your treat.

A: You stay.

B: Hehe, take care.

A: You can perform.

B: Take your time.

A: See you tomorrow.

B: I won't see you off.

A: Pancakes and vegetables.

B: Please take your time.

Be there or be square

B: I won't see you off.

A: You stay.

B: Take your time.

A: (Continue to be polite)

B: Take your time. Who are you?

It's very kind of you.

B: Let's go. What about you?

A: Pancakes and vegetables.

B: Alas.

A: I'm leaving.

B: Good-bye. Goodbye.

A: See you later. See you later.

B: (smiling goodbye) Hehehehehe.

I don't have a hat, do I?

No, you didn't. This is how you got here.

A: Oh. (leave)

B: Well, this comrade is not bad. Just met, invited me to dinner. He left. Please listen to me alone. This cross talk was told by one person and two people. . . (A is back)

A: Teacher Du!

B: Ah.

A: Don't eat pancakes, don't eat stir-fry!

Why don't you eat something again?

About the pancakes. Is it delicious? When you finish eating, don't give up.

B: Ah.

I will be hungry soon.

B: Ah.

How can you eat that kind of food when you are so healthy?

B: Then what should we do?

A: I'll give you some solid porcelain.

What shall we eat?

A: I'll make you two barbells.

B: (speechless) Right. . . Oh, it's for the best. Please give me two more iron balls.

A: That's good.

B: Anything will do! Porcelain meal.

A: Yes, porcelain meals.

B: Alas.

I'll roast beef stew for you.

B: This will relieve your addiction to cigarettes.

A: Buy it. Five catties of beef should be fat and thin.

I can't eat so much.

A: I can't eat the rest.

B: Ah.

A: I have a friend who just returned from Yangquan, Shanxi.

oh

A: I brought a big casserole in Yangquan, Shanxi.

B: Ah.

Answer: stew beef in casserole, bake some screws and turn over some cakes, and tear them to relieve boredom.

B: Wow!

Answer: Drink some rock sugar water and scrape the intestines to get greasy.

B: Great!

A: But there is one thing.

B: Ah.

A: Stewed beef in casserole. Your food is too monotonous.

Oh, it's missing.

A: It's for you.

B: What shall we do?

A: Apologize and be cruel.

B: Ah.

A: Give it up.

B: Wow!

I have an old hen at home.

B: Ah.

A: I'm going to kill this old hen!

Oh, my God!

Answer: Buy it a catty of hairy chestnuts.

B: Ah.

A: Stewed beef in casserole and braised chestnut chicken.

Wow. How delicious!

A: How about that?

B: Good!

This old hen,

B: Ah.

A: I'm telling you, I've given up all this beef.

B: Wow!

A: If it weren't for my old friend, I wouldn't give you food.

B: Why?

Listen to me.

B: Why?

My old hen is big and fat. She lays a lot of eggs and is very old.

B: Ah.

A: Old hen.

B: Old hen?

As old as a violin. . . Too cute to be old!

B: Very old?

A: Ah!

How old do you think it is?

A: I don't know how old I am.

B: Oh.

A: A grandmother Zhao Er in our hospital told me.

What do you mean?

A: It says that this old hen is two years younger than my mother.

B: (speechless) Wow! This is chicken essence! Oh, dear!

Answer: If you want to talk about my generation, you have to call it Second Aunt!

B: Hey! All right! That's good. All right!

A: We'll cook beef stew in casserole for you this time.

B: Braised chestnut chicken.

A: Burn some screws to turn the cake out.

B: Good!

A: Zhangjia Hutong!

B: Be there or be square.

A: The twelfth.

B: I can go.

A: Half past ten.

B: OK.

Be there or be square

B: That's it.

A: Goodbye.

B: Good-bye.

I won't bow to you. Bowing is a bit routine. Too boring

B: Shake hands.

A: Shake hands. Shake hands before you go. See you tomorrow.

B: I won't see you off.

Be sure to go tomorrow

B: Take your time.

I'm not wearing a coat, am I?

No. What about you? (A) Oh, it's really good. It's pancake stew again. You still listen to me. One person is a stand-up crosstalk, and two people are crosstalk. (Hui)

Ah, Mr. Du!

B: Huh?

A: Let's stop eating stewed pancakes!

Why don't you eat this stew?

That stew is not bad at all!

B: it won't rot without stewing!

I want to treat you to something good. Everybody pick a thumb!

B: What?

A: Please eat Wowotou!

B: (speechless) Wow. . . Hello. . . Wotou? !

A: Yes!

B: Then you can eat at my house!

A: What's the matter?

B: In the past, eating steamed buns made me feel cold.

A: Wotou is different from Wotou.

B: What's the difference between steamed bread and steamed bread?

What's your steamed bread like?

I'm old-fashioned.

A: It's different from mine!

What about yours?

A: I have millet flour.

B: It's different. This one.

A: Add some corn flour. My corn steamed bread is different from yours.

B: What's the difference?

What style is your steamed bread?

B: There is a sharp point at the top and a hole at the bottom.

A: It's different from mine.

What about yours?

A: I have a hole above and a tip below!

B: Hey! Oh, he turned the corn bread upside down!

I have many.

B: What kind of noodles is this?

Answer: There are corn flour, corn flour, rice flour, water chestnut noodles, water chestnut noodles, moss, red roses, dates, walnuts and hazelnuts.

B: Ah.

A: Persimmon cream crystal cake, saute spicy chicken, should be called Wotou actual big trough cake!

B: Wow!

A: Also known as Babao Dawotou!

B: Not bad!

I can't even know Zheng Mingzhai. Chi Lin doesn't even have this skill!

B: Ah!

A: How about that?

B: Good!

A: That's it!

B: Ah. . . But if you eat steamed bread, he will do more.

Do something?

B: Ah.

A: Do something and cook some porridge for you.

B: Yes.

If you don't like porridge, I'll make dried noodles for you.

B: OK.

I will buy you five boxes of dried noodles.

B: Ah.

A: Six pounds of eggs and four pounds of brown sugar. Please call a midwife for you.

B: (speechless) Here it is. . .

How do you think?

B: Ah.

No, I can't take you to the maternity hospital.

B: Right, right, right. I'm going to feed a fat man later.

A: Then let's do it.

What did you do? I'm stuck here!

We're trapped.

B: Wotou.

A: Alas.

B: Wotou dried noodles.

A: Tomorrow 10: 30.

Fine, and you?

Be there or be square

B: See you later.

A: Goodbye, goodbye. Ha ha. Be sure to go

B: Ah.

I didn't ride a motorcycle, did I?

Oh, dear. (A is gone) This one is even poor in liver, don't you see? This wowotou may not be edible either. Why don't you listen to me? These two people are in the same trade, and one is a one-man show. (Hui)

I am talking about Mr. Du.

B: Ah.

A, B: Let's stop eating steamed corn buns!

B: Let's have some kerosene!

A: Kerosene is too expensive!

Let's drink some cold water!

A: I can't use a cold water belt.

B: (gritting his teeth) Let's go to the river for a drink!

Let's begin!

A: Ha ha ha!

B: Let's go!

Why are you shelling me?

Are you going to invite me or not?

Please please please.

B: Ah.

Just kidding. I really want to invite you.

B: Huh?

A: Just don't eat at home.

B: What's the matter?

A: It's stingy to eat at home.

B: Ah.

A: There is nothing good about it.

Hmm.

A: Except for the two of us.

B: Where?

Our Beijing hotel.

Beijing Hotel?

A fancy restaurant!

What can I eat?

A: Please ask some old masters to cook a national dish for us and hold a banquet in the north and south.

Beijing Hotel?

A: Yes!

B: treat me to a Chinese meal, and the banquet will go from north to south?

A: Yes.

I'm not looking down on you.

A: Yes. Ethnic cuisine, North-South banquet.

B: North-South banquet?

A: Alas.

Let's do it today.

A: What should I do?

B: Ladies and gentlemen, if you can tell me the dishes of the North-South banquet, it's my treat.

You look down on me when you say that.

B: Huh?

A: I just need to name a few dishes and invite you?

B: Alas.

I told you!

Tell me!

A: Listen!

B: Ah.

A: I'll treat you to four dried dishes, four fresh dishes, four candied fruits, four cold cuts, three sweet bowls and four snacks.

Oh? Then what do you mean by "four dry"?

Answer: Sigan is black melon seeds dipped in walnuts (? ) sugar almonds.

B: Sixian?

A: Beishan Apple Shen (Shen? ) state peach, Guangdong litchi, Guilin horseshoe.

B: Four candied fruits?

A: green plum and orange cake, meatballs and melon strips.

B: Four cold cuts?

A: Crab leg, whole lamb liver, boiled chicken and fried ribs.

Three sweet bowls?

Answer: steamed rice with lotus seed porridge, almonds and catechu sugar.

B: Four snacks?

A: Hibiscus cake Lama cake (? ) Fried Keiko (? ) Fried Yuanxiao.

B: That's a lot!

A: Isn't that great? Too many, isn't it?

B: That's quite a lot.

A: Too many, isn't it?

B: Ah.

A: Quite a lot. Just put a table and a saucer on it. I prefer two bites, but I don't want to eat. I took it to the side and the real North-South dishes came up.

Take your time and tell me what's next.

A: The first big dish in the back is steamed mutton.

This is a big dish!

A: there's nothing in the back.

B: Huh?

A: There are steamed bear paws in the back.

Oh?

Answer: Steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, cooked pig, cooked duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat and sausage. Assorted su, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig. .

B: That's quite a lot.

A: Braised duck with glutinous rice.

B: Ah.

A: Canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed meat, stewed goose, pheasant, preserved rabbit, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash, shredded duck, stewed duck loin, stewed duck strips, shredded duck and yellow tube.

B: Ah.

A: Braised Monopterus albus, Braised Monopterus albus, Douchi Catfish, Boiled Carp, Boiled Catfish, Steamed Soft-shelled Turtle, Fried Carp, Fried Shrimp, Soft-fried Pork, Assorted Sausage, Crispy Cream Roll and Braised Western Western jackdaw.

B: Wow!

A: Fresh mushrooms.

B: Ah.

Answer: Pan-fried fish breast, pan-fried fish belly, pan-fried fish bones, pan-fried fish slices, vinegar-fried pork slices, braised three fresh vegetables, braised mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs, fried silver thread, braised eel, fried white shrimp, fried clams (? ) fried noodles fish (? ) Fried bamboo shoots, hibiscus flowers, fried shrimps, stewed shrimps, stewed kidney flowers and stewed sea cucumbers.

B: Ah.

A: Boiled sea cucumber and boiled cabbage.

B: Ah.

A: Blow your ears and fry frogs.

B: Wow!

A: And osmanthus wings.

B: Ah.

A: Steamed wings, fried birds, fried meat, fried ribs, steamed scallops, fried rice with sugar, shredded chicken, shredded belly, assorted tofu and assorted diced meat!

B: That's enough!

Bad ducks and crabs.

Hmm.

A: Rotten fish, fried fish slices, fried crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed wax gourd, stewed chicken feet, stewed duck feet, stewed bamboo shoots, boiled rice, dried eggplant oven meat, duck soup, crab soup, big bowl.

B: I can't eat!

A: there's more in the back!

B: Ah.

A: There are red meatballs, white meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, fried meatballs, south fried meatballs, Four Joy Meetballs, fresh shrimp meatballs, preserved fish meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, tofu meatballs, fried meatballs, yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, braised red meat, braised yellow meat and jar meat.

B: Ah!

A: Big meat, white meat! Sauced tofu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, bean curd elbow, roast elbow, stewed mutton, braised mutton, roasted mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton, roasted mutton, fried three kinds, braised three kinds, braised silver wire, stewed eggs, stir-fried white chop suey and three fresh shark fins. Do you like these dishes?

B: Yes!

A: I can't eat if I like it!

B: Why?

I have no money in my pocket!

B: Greedy me!

This is extremely difficult to find, LZ must give points!