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Kushuaitan daquan

1. Give me a sentence that I love you and even give you my life.

Sometimes I want to explain, but for a moment I feel that I understand your mother!

I will never forgive the person who really taught me to grow up.

Of course I won't try to pick the moon. I want the moon to come to me.

The boy in my heart will be put on the bed in the future.

Be polite to each other. I'm not as understanding as you think.

7. Judging by your temper, I look like you.

8. The brain is a good thing. I hope you have one!

9. Even if the jar is broken, I will fall louder than others.

10. Tell me what you hate about me, and I'll enlarge it for you.

1 1. I am a vicious bitch and a docile pet. As long as I want, I have thousands of appearances.

12. They are weak water 3 thousand, and you are a gourd ladle of concentrated sulfuric acid.

13. I won't make you cry except in bed.

14. You don't even deserve my shampoo.

15. I used to cry for a long time because I didn't fit in. When I woke up, I found it was really childish and ridiculous: wild animals have always been alone, and cattle and sheep have only been in droves! I was born noble in my bones, and I have never been wronged by flattering my life!

16. You know, I don't want to ride anyone but you.

17. You don't have to stab someone, but you must have a thorn.

On super-drag and super-handsome personality

On super-drag and super-handsome personality

1. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

Your face is like a bitter gourd pulled out of the greenhouse, old and ugly.

3. The person who plays B is very low-key, and the person who plays B will only show off.

Don't say my brother is different. Everyone around me has the same IQ.

Every touching fairy tale is followed by a purely fictional story.

Children who talk a lot are good children, because they take pains to bring happiness to everyone with words every day.

7. A woman pesters you because she loves you. When she leaves you alone, you can cry.

8. Look at them. They are black and white. A zebra will be born sooner or later.

9. Turn yourself in to Altman, you monster.

10. I finally found that the pain that penetrated into my bones could not be forgotten.

1 1. Who is my favorite smiling face now?

12. I hope my love is like this: either, don't start. Or, for a living.

13. Relationships that don't aim at marriage are all about cultivating husbands for others.

14. After this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.

15. My grades are not good, and I never show them to my parents, for fear that they will be angry and worried, which will also save them from hitting me and being tired. I am too filial.

16. If the heart is sunny, sadness is meaningless.

17. Others are full after eating two bites, but I can still eat two when I am full.

18. The reason why people are high-level animals and animals are low-level animals is because animals can't become people, but people can become animals.

19. My perfection is endless like an ellipsis.

20. I finally know why your cow B can't be blown out. It turned out to be solar.

2 1. Too big a dream becomes a dream.

Anyone who sees through the world of mortals will either become a monk or commit suicide.

23. Don't let me keep giving you face, or the awl won't penetrate you.

24. No matter how you pretend to be B, you can't have children.

The feeling of going to school is deeper than going to hell.

I just want to be an unknown listener, but I can't even afford a radio.

27. Love, how many mistresses have you made in the world?

28. 50% of what you have said in your life is nonsense, 30% lies and 20% swearing. Tell me, what else do you have to say?

29. Lonely men and few women, then there are men and women, and soon there will be a group of children.

30. Buy a bottle of mineral water and have a drink! How is it fake? It's watered!

3 1. The habit I want to get rid of most is not thinking about you every day.

I don't want to teach you how to cherish me by leaving.

33. How many two people strolled into the street crying alone?

34. The person who will harm you tomorrow may be the person who is good to you today, except that parents dare not expect to be good to themselves all their lives.

Talk about the super handsome and super drag space.

Talk about the super handsome and super drag space.

1. See you every day. There are many today.

2. Those who wear glasses are not necessarily literate people, but may also be old people.

3. I am very high-profile. You always said I was showing off. Now I keep a low profile. You also said that keeping a low profile is the best way to show off.

4. Don't urinate in public toilets, only in public places.

Being with an object is like going to the toilet. There are always a few farts before going to the toilet, many farts when going to the toilet, and none when going to the toilet.

6. An open-minded girlfriend is like a bomb with unlimited gunpowder, which will explode if nothing happens. An introverted girlfriend is like a bomb being filled, and it will always explode.

7. War without smoke is not war, and love without mistress is not love.

8. Where there is a will, there is a way; Where there is a will, there is a way.

9. Those who study well have mental illness, and those who study badly have mental illness.

10. It is said that 3,000 people are worried, then you will not worry if you lose your head.

1 1. The enemy of school is knowledge, and the enemy of society is ignorance.

12. His wife looks like a demon. How can my wife look like a demon?

13. Precocity is the early arrival of menopause.

14. Time travel drama tells us that all the cursed are dead, and all the undead are dead.

15. When crossing the road, a person said: Running a red light is also a fashion. I said: brain flower is also an art.

16. why does the original match always change to xiaosan? Because one third are not allowed to have two tigers.

17. The rogue rabbit always reminds us to play hooligans anytime and anywhere.

18. Rich people are not handsome, handsome people have no money, and handsome people with money are gay.

19. Someone supported it, pretending to be a soldier, but no one supported it, pretending to be killed.

Talk about mood phrases with super handsome and super drag.

Talk about mood phrases with super handsome and super drag.

1. Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.

2. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.

Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so you won't be short of calcium.

I thought love was only between us, but I forgot it was also between your parents.

5. I've heard people say that being cheap is invincible! I didn't believe it at first, but after meeting you. I totally believe in this theory.

6. Vegetables can't be kept fresh forever, so why keep half the sky red in other people's lives forever?

7. Is love like changing clothes? Who will pay the bill after the shelf life?

8. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

9. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised …

10. A question that must be considered every morning: What to wear today?

1 1. A woman's goal is to make her former men regret, make her present men sweat and make her future men rare.

You said you. Not daring, not small-faced! Why do you have to use yourself to verify a truth?

13. I love you. What? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

14. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

15. If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

16. Seeing you is like seeing a small green vegetable on the market, a handful of fifty cents.

17. Being beautiful is your advantage, and being beautiful is your skill!

18. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

19. once, I can understand, twice, I can forgive, three times, I think, we have nothing to do.

20. I'm sorry, you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.

2 1. The most painful thing is not to be abandoned by the person you love, but to watch him hold other people's hands and abandon you.

22. One day, someone asked me how I was born. I said to the man, have you seen the journey to the west?

23. The so-called "love" means wasting feelings after love.

24. A friend's wife can't bully, but she can sleep.

25. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

26. 10 years ago in September 1, I danced, beamed, carried a small schoolbag, and walked into school, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return.

27. Japanese cars are highly equipped! High comfort! It also saves fuel! The most important thing in a car accident is to save your life! Don't go to the hospital and cremate directly! What a bargain!

28. There are all lies between us. What are we talking about cheating?

29. The quiet heart is as cold as ice, but you and her ... paralyzed my nerves again.

30. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

3 1. No one will spoil you invariably. Nobody owes anyone in this society!

32. If the husband is working, he is a temporary worker at most. If the wife is a career, she will be laid off sooner or later. I have only one thing to say to my future husband: man, if you dare to work part-time, I will dare to re-employment!

33. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

34. First love, last tears

35. I believe in you and doubt myself.

You can lie to me, but you'd better figure out how to explain to me first.

37. Handsome men and beautiful women are always the protagonists of the story, Prince Frog and Snow White ... What a perfect love story! What does it have to do with me? I am just a walk-on;

38. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

39. I was Han Han, too! Nine subjects in the exam, and I failed eight subjects.

40. If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chances of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

4 1. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

42. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!