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How to send a circle of friends with a garter needle?

1, others stay up late to write code, and I stay up late to take intravenous drip. If only it were all drinks.

It turns out that not only the butt needle hurts, but also the pain of intravenous drip is unbearable.

3. I remember going to the hospital for intravenous drip when I was a child. I seem to be the same. I don't hesitate to directly unplug the soul yearning for freedom.

I really haven't had an injection for many years. Today, I took venous blood, had a skin test and had an intravenous drip.

Today is another day for intravenous drip. I was bored lying in the hospital bed watching the intravenous drip.

6. As it turns out, infusion is a good loss. Don't play with your mobile phone with a big face. Operate it with one hand. Punching the face and nose is a trivial matter, and it is all flowers.

Cao Cao is not good!

7. In a sense, I may be left-handed, so the next time you want to inject blood and needles, please tie up your right hand and kneel down!

8. I am sick and I am infusion. If you ask me what I have lost, the answer is: I miss your night.