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Aesthetic sentences with sudden changes in painting style

01. I thought we could make it to the end, but I didn’t expect you to want to take a taxi halfway.

Love is always like this (indescribable) and chokes people to death all of a sudden. One person is determined to be full of joy, while the other person is planning how to leave quickly.

02. The most romantic thing I can think of is to go shopping and eat with you, and then you pay.

Girl, if you meet a man (New Oriental Chef) who is willing to spend money for you without feeling bad, just marry him!

03. In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime, but... you can have many concubines!

So, for young people with such dangerous thoughts, I would like to know whether the WIFI in the hospital (facility) is easy to use?

04. Honey, go to bed early and don’t stay up late - staying up late is not good for your mobile phone.

This is the most (tactfully) love story about lumbar disc herniation so far.

05. Over the years, I have been thinking about you day and night. I just want to know when will you pay back the money?

It seems like you have acquired a new skill, buddy, are you looking forward to it?

06. On the snowy day, we kept walking hand in hand until we reached Baitou, where the hotpot restaurant was.

Suddenly a poem came to mind: green ants brew new fermented wine, and a small red clay stove. It's snowing tonight, can I have a drink? True love is not a candlelight dinner, but an ordinary day in a hot pot restaurant.

07. So far, the only thing I can afford but can’t put down is your... wallet.

Girls must know: talking about money and hurting feelings are not true feelings. True love is priceless, how can it be measured by something as tacky as money?