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Tell your husband to have a good husband all his life.

1 is the feeling of being loved, a warm feeling, such as the feeling that your lover's fingertips touch, such as the feeling of melting in your eyes, which is the feeling of missing you.

2. When winter comes, the frost crawls all over the window, and the big girl embroiders mandarin ducks by the fire. Yuanyang has been paired, but you are not around. I heard that you will come back when the snowflake has gone away. The snowflake is flying again. Winter has come and gone. Attention, it's getting cold, so put on more clothes!

Fortunately, there are more good people than bad people in this place.

I don't know what happened. Wake up in the morning in a bad mood. .

People who are easily disappointed are always those who are naive and soft-hearted. After all, they are easy to cheat and bully, and forget the pain when the scar is healed.

6. No one doesn't want to ride in the limousine with you, but what you need is someone willing to take the bus with you when the limousine breaks down.

7. When I was in junior high school with my husband, I realized that it had been ten years now. We are still together. You are enough.

8. everything Just good memories.

9. Some people will be engraved in memory forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

10, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him. A sad and desperate sentence

1 1, you are still by my side until I can't open my eyes.

12, another sleepless night. If it's so easy to get pregnant, why do you want to be a test-tube baby? I'm worried about GWY and LC All my feelings are false. HY is not a problem for others. My sister and brother-in-law got married on blind date and got pregnant a month ago. After the baby was born, she was still using contraception and occasionally went to buy medicine without a condom. My husband and I have known each other for ten years and haven't given birth yet. Is this a trick of fate? Where are my children? It's really hard, and I suffer from it. Bodhisattva bless me.

13, quarreling with family again! Ah, ah, ah, ah, come back and make trouble! Anger! ! I care about my parents and myself!

14, the moment we met, I stood in front of you, just a stranger.

15, one day I will walk by you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

16, suddenly is a good word, as if all things that are not cherished and caught off guard can be attributed to suddenly. Suddenly summer passed, suddenly there was no summer vacation, suddenly you got it, suddenly you lost it, suddenly someone came into your life, suddenly you lost someone, as if something had suddenly changed. Time beats time, love beats love, and it is not others who lose, but themselves. Lu sihao

17, met her husband 15 years, married for ten years. I thought I was an independent and self-reliant woman, but in fact I was a child in his eyes. If you have nothing to do, just play a little temper. I think it is difficult for him to take care of a 10-year-old daughter and 18-year-old psychological age.

18, I asked Hongyan about the moon and spring breeze a thousand times and ten thousand times in my thoughts, hoping Hongyan would bring my attachment to you; May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

19, with the sun, the earth will feel the warmth of the sun; With the earth, the moon can be full; With the moon, the stars are so brilliant; With you, my world is so rich and romantic!

20. When complaining becomes a habit, it is like drinking sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Finally, I found that people who walk on the road to success are fools who don't complain. The world will never remember what you said, but it will never forget what you did!

2 1, maybe I don't know you very well, maybe I misunderstood you, but I will wait for you after I leave, and let me take care of you when you have it.

22, leave me, there is no break? Sometimes, let the soul be thorough? Fall down.

23. Looking at your haggard face, tired body, lonely depression, the pain in your heart is beyond words. How are you? Why don't you know how to take care of yourself? Why can't you always take care of yourself? Why can't you hear my advice?

24. I went out for a run with my husband at night. I think the last time we ran together was on campus. Ten years have passed! Ten years ago, I knew you and you knew me. Ten years later, we are still together, looking forward to the next decade. . .

25. Hello, everyone. I am a high school student. There is a lot of pressure on study recently. I ran away from home after quarreling with my family. Now I have no money and need 2480 yuan to buy a ticket. I hope you can help me. I am very grateful! What? Shanghai concert? Nano is tired of you!

26, your happiness, I exclusively sponsor: your pain, I exclusively bear; I monopolize your happiness; I only accept your thoughts: your temper, I only bear: yours, I only accompany.

27. When I am away, you should pay attention to the changes in temperature. No one will warm your feet and hands. Be careful yourself.

28. Do you still love him? Forget it, let it go.

29. I wonder if I am still waiting today next year?

30. Look for the familiar street you walked, but there is no sign of you.

3 1. Today is my husband's birthday. My husband and I have known each other for ten years. Thank you for everything. Eighteen years of pursuit, nine years of love and one year of marriage. We are going to have our children, and we really thank God for taking care of us.

32. I used to love your past, but who will love me now?

33, I love you, husband, I kiss you, I want to kiss you crazy. Because you are my angel, my husband, my noble love of God.

34, bags under the eyes are becoming more and more obvious, and the mood is really bad! I don't want to stay up all night.

35. It is a pity that you can't hold hands between one hand.

36. Husband, I miss you when I'm free, because I miss what you're busy with. I miss your help and encouragement when I'm busy. I miss you in the morning, I'm happy when I have your days, and I'm comfortable when I miss you at night.

37. I love you, husband! It's a pain to be unable to look at you all the time; I can't let you eat my lunch every day, which is a kind of helplessness; I hope I can be with you at night, let's hug and sleep!

As long as you are cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad.

Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

40. A person needs dreams, direction and companionship.

Everyone seems to have different hobbies on rainy days. Friends like to eat cucumber-flavored potato chips in bed and read books. I like to take a nap in the lower bunk. My mother likes to cook rock sugar and Sydney soup and drink it slowly. And I like to miss you aimlessly, starting from the eaves where we first met on rainy days.

42. Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

If you have decided to leave my world, please don't stop and look back at me.

44. When a person can't see the future, he will live with memories.

Husband: May our love be as colorful and unforgettable as quiet tea, fragrant coffee, romantic red wine and warm vodka forever.

I think I met my husband before I got married. My little life has always been very happy, and I feel extremely satisfied!

47. Time is cruel, people are affectionate, and I keep thinking about you. Although I can't see you every day, I miss you every minute. Send a message to chat with you and pick up this bridge, so I can't see you every day. I have to say I miss you. I miss you every day.

48. I played a moonlight song for you in Kaburi.

49. Life never goes as one wishes. Those dark people, dark things, always inadvertently broke all expectations and the only hope, so despair. But despair is easier said than done, because we are not determined women, and we can't do it without it. I don't want to talk about despair, I just want to have my persistence calmly and firmly.

I made her angry today. This is the second time. What should I do? What should I do?

5 1, rain drops on the heart, tears drop by drop on the face, is this the rhythm of separation?

52. Love is like a beautiful cherry cauliflower. Charming, but visible and tangible. If you try the law, you will die. Love is like poison. Once we meet, we all hide and die.

Missing is an indescribable taste, but it is what countless people yearn for. From ancient times to the present, where there are people, there will be love, and where there is love, there will be missing. The following is a poem about men missing women:

54. My husband and I have known each other for ten years. How time flies. Thank you for the days when my husband accompanied me, and for the happiness you brought me. We will continue to be happy in the future

55. In this lonely winter day, the quiet night wind blows the soft moon, so cold and confused, I really don't know when I will return sadly.

I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

57. I miss knocking on your door and window through Qian Shan, and you can find a crystal tear on the petals in front of the window.

You promised your oath, but you failed to keep it with me after all.

59. I really want to hug you tightly and make you feel my heart beat faster because I love you. I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you. I miss you very much!

60. Marrying you is the pride of my life. At this moment, I can't control my feelings, and I am seriously full of happiness. I want to tell you what I think, husband, and I will love you all my life!

6 1. No words can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

62. I will go out to play with my husband the day after tomorrow. Although I have known him for more than ten years, he has seen all kinds of embarrassing situations since he was a child. I still can't help but try on the clothes in the closet side by side, from the inside to the coat, and even consider the colors of bras and underwear one by one. A woman is really an animal that loves beauty by nature!

It suddenly occurred to me that I have known my husband for ten years. How time flies.

64. I know You are angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.

65. Choose what you love and love what you choose.

Sadness is ok, but don't hurt yourself, because it's not worth it! ! !

67. If you were a towering tree in a previous life, I would be an ivy. If you were a solid wall in a previous life, I would be a green grass. If you are a worldly robbery in a previous life, I am the evil of fate. Dear, I love you forever.

68. Watching the New Year's Eve party with my husband, he suddenly said that we have known each other for ten years. Yes, when I first met in senior one, when I was in college together, I once wavered and quarreled, but I still held each other's hands. Dear, you are the apple of my eye.

69. In your heart, you are always the most beautiful; In your eyes, no one can compare; Before, you were sweet enough to fly; Now you are deeply branded; You will never give up in the future. Because I love you the most!

70. I never thought I would be with my husband. I have known him for ten years. Now the sense of security my husband gave me makes me understand that love is tolerance, understanding, communication, mutual appreciation and admiration! The premise of love is to pay for each other. As long as you work hard, you will get something. Perhaps the attitude at the beginning was perfunctory, but now I understand better that my husband is my reliance and hope now! Dear, thank you for making my future full of hope!

7 1, tears seal the inscription, and life is only difficult to die. -Wen, "The Recent Flowers"

72. If my greeting scratches you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it has passed, please make it clear.

If I can't reach your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

74. Although I am thousands of miles away from you, I finally understand the pain of thinking of you thousands of miles away. However, I am happy because I love you and you love me. Our love is bitter, but some are really deep.

75. Romance is holding you gently in your arms and sitting by the fire on a day when the cold wind is howling and snowflakes are flying. Even if you don't say a word, it seems that you have said a lot. Let the warm fire jump out of the reddest posture in each other's eyes.

76. I have known my husband for ten years. His fever is so serious for the first time. Taking care of my daughter and husband at the same time is really a bit of a heart, but it is not enough. I hope my husband will recover soon. Everything will be fine after this birthday! Daughter should be healthy! Stand up for yourself!

How terrible it is to leave, how about I let you go.

78. I suddenly realized that I haven't had a baby for ten years with my husband. It's almost six years since I gave birth. So soon, we have been together for almost twenty years.

79. Acacia is mysterious, like a shadow. Silently lingering in my mind, suddenly engulfing me in the lonely night. I can't resist, I miss you so much that I can't breathe!

80. I don't know who the weather is sunny for and who the ground will stop for.

8 1. A day without you is like a book without pages.

82. My husband and I have known each other for ten years, married for five years, and our baby is four years old. Finally, we have reached the legendary seven-year itch moment. Looking back on the past time, love and affection, there is always a little feeling. Today I began to record the 30-year-old bits and pieces. I am ordinary, but I expect I will change slowly.

83. I have known my husband for almost ten years. 5438+0 just got married in June and can't speak. I can't speak at all. What is wrong with me? I think he is selfish, but he is helpless.

84. Emotion is the cheapest thing. Let bygones be bygones.

85. You taught me to have, but you taught me to give up.

86. My husband and I have known each other for almost ten years, and we are very happy. I hope we can go through every decade of our lives together.

You have never seen my efforts, but my eyes reflect her shadow.

88. I am tired of arguing with my family about something I don't have. Is she so worthy of your nostalgia? Are you stupid?

89. It's just a short unrequited love that blooms in a dream.

90. Two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.

9 1, weeding at noon, miss you very much. I know I am happy to have you in my heart. Honey, let me see you soon. Without you, even if it is lively, I will feel bored. I want to hear your story. Really, I miss you so much.

92. Time is passing and age is increasing. The more you know, the more you see through, and the less happy you are. I miss those years, the future is far away without shape, and we simply have no troubles.

93. One product in ten years ~ ~20xx years. I have known my husband for ten years and married for seven years. I feel so hurried, so painful, so sweet, so cold. I am with him 24 hours a day, and I am in LF BJHz SZSH HD DTHN all year round. After that, the three of us will go to more places Don't compete with him. After all, he is still young, so I must remember to take good care of him.

94. You have danced for me all your life. Now you are going to nine days and ten places, which makes me want to cry.

95. In a blink of an eye, my husband and I have known each other for ten years, but I don't know the exact date.

96. People who come from the dust can understand the bitterness behind laughter and know that humor is the best way to face an imperfect life. Chai Jing

97. Memories are the most beautiful reunion with the past.

After listening to the doctor for ten years, I found that I have known my husband for nine years. I feel like everything is in front of me. Dabao Bauer grows up day by day and loves you as always.

99. You are the simplest miss in my pure white time.

100 Sometimes, you don't really realize the value of become memories until some precious moments. No matter the length of life, there is always a lot to experience. In this world, there is no feeling of not going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart. Yes, we can't go back, so we have to go straight ahead.

Quotations from a good husband in the new era

1, wherever you are, it is my home!

Isn't the most perfect person in the world here?

3, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

4. Wake up every day to see how you sleep and kiss you gently.

5. Always hold you and carry you, even in public.

If anything happens to me, I hope you can find someone who is nicer to you than me.

I can't find my tie. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

8. I will definitely buy you a big house and leave a nursery for our baby in the future.

9. I will find you again in my next life, because you have such a bad temper. Who can stand you but me?

10, I will be the first reader you write, and I will encourage you no matter what you write.

1 1. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant could find a good man, because all the good men married a good woman, such as me.

12, although I don't have much money, I can't give you a particularly rich life, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

13, when you were in a special period, I served you my brown sugar poached eggs and watched you wipe tears on my chest.

14, we take wedding photos once a year, and watch us grow old and wrinkles get deeper and deeper.

15, when you are sick, I will stay by your side, tuck in your quilt, touch your forehead and hold you in my arms.

16, when you say that you are tired and don't want to cook, I will put you on the bed, cover you with a quilt, and then I will personally make you my best instant noodles.

17, there were many boys chasing you before. I am not good to you. Can you follow me? Now that we are married, there are no men around you who are good to you ~ I can't let you down until I am better to you.

Tell me about the quarrel with my husband.

1, time won't make you forget him, it will only make you get used to not having him.

2. Life never goes as one wishes. Those dark people, dark things, always inadvertently broke all expectations and the only hope, so despair. But despair is easier said than done, because we are not determined women, and we can't do it without it. I don't want to talk about despair, I just want to have my persistence calmly and firmly.

3. Emotion is the cheapest thing. Let bygones be bygones.

4, persistent love, long-term feelings, you have left, I am still crazy.

5. When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him. A sad and desperate sentence

I don't know what happened. Wake up in the morning in a bad mood. .

7. One day I will walk away from you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

8. I'm tired of arguing with my family about something I don't have. Is she so worthy of your nostalgia? Are you stupid?

9. Some memories are like the stings of bees in the palm of their hands. Although small, it hurts all over.

10, the moment we met, I stood in front of you, just a stranger.

1 1. Don't turn other people's lives into your own, and don't let bad moods control you. Good days are always more than bad days, and good days are always more than bad days. Everything is fine.

12, I wonder if I am still waiting today next year.

13, I think you are not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. Now I sing my heart.

14, time is passing and age is increasing. The more you know, the more you see through, and the less happy you are. I miss those years, the future is far away without shape, and we simply have no troubles.

15. If you send a message to someone who likes you, he will reply you with 5000 words. If you send 5000 words to someone who doesn't like you, he will only reply to you.

16. I made her angry today. This is the second time. What should I do? What should I do?

17, hello everyone, I am a high school student. There is a lot of pressure on study recently. I ran away from home after quarreling with my family. Now I have no money and need 2480 yuan to buy a ticket. I hope you can help me. I am very grateful! What? Shanghai concert? Nano is tired of you!

18, some people will remember it forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

19, the rain hit my heart drop by drop, and the tears hit my face drop by drop. Is this a separate rhythm?

20, never important, only occasionally needed.

2 1, as long as your heart is cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad.

If you have decided to leave my world, please don't stop and look back at me.

23, bags under the eyes are becoming more and more obvious, and the mood is really bad! I don't want to stay up all night.

24, the worst mood is a person's travel, the happiest mood is a person's embrace.

25. Quarrel with your family again! Ah, ah, ah, ah, come back and make trouble! Anger! ! I care about my parents and myself!

I also think you will lower your head when you hear my name.

I made an oath, but you failed to keep it after all.

When they can't meet, they miss each other. But once we meet, once we walk together again, we will torture each other.

29. Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

30. how strong can I be I'm no more attentive than others.

3 1, I used to love you, but who will love me now?

Talking to my husband about the cold war

1. When complaining becomes a habit, it is like drinking sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Finally, I found that people who walk on the road to success are fools who don't complain. The world will never remember what you said, but it will never forget what you did!

Second, everything. Just good memories.

Third, memory is the most beautiful reunion with the past.

Fourth, I miss our hours together.

Of all the misfortunes, the most unfortunate one is that I was happy.

How terrible it is to leave, how about I let you go.

I will play a moonlight song for you in Cabri.

Eight, until I can't open my eyes, you are still by my side.

Sometimes, you don't really realize the value of precious moments until they are become memories. No matter the length of life, there is always a lot to experience. In this world, there is no feeling of not going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart. Yes, we can't go back, so we have to go straight ahead.

10. Do you still love him? Forget it, let it go.

Everyone seems to have different hobbies when it rains. Friends like to eat cucumber-flavored potato chips in bed and read books. I like to take a nap in the lower bunk. My mother likes to cook rock sugar and Sydney soup and drink it slowly. And I like to miss you, miss you aimlessly, starting from the eaves I first met on rainy days.

12. Blooming in a dream like a epiphyllum.

Thirteen, when a person can't see the future, he will live with memories.

Fourteen, Andersen's fairy tales will eventually fail in reality.

15. Look for the familiar street you walked, but there is no sign of you.

16. The quiet you want is that you are not allowed to leave or come near.

Seventeen, my favorite soda as a child, I finally got it back, but it didn't taste right. The world has changed us, and we have ruthlessly changed the world in our eyes. It is good to keep it in memory.

Eighteen, it is always those naive and soft-hearted people who are easily disappointed. After all, they are easy to cheat and bully, and forget the pain when the scar is healed.

19. Sudden is a good word. It seems that everything that is not cherished and caught off guard can be attributed to suddenness. Suddenly summer passed, suddenly there was no summer vacation, suddenly you got it, suddenly you lost it, suddenly someone came into your life, suddenly you lost someone, as if something had suddenly changed. Time beats time, love beats love, and it is not others who lose, but themselves. Lu sihao

No one doesn't want to ride in the limousine with you, but what you need is someone willing to take the bus with you when the limousine breaks down.

2 1. People who come from the dust can understand the bitterness behind laughter and know that humor is the best way to face an imperfect life. Chai Jing

Twenty-two, how can I be happy now without your original letting go?

Twenty-three, you are the simplest miss in my pure white time.

Twenty-four, let go of the hand that day, there is no language, only tears.

Twenty-five Did you break up? Don't go. Can you give me back the money for the little pudding you just ate?

Twenty-six, two hearts used to be so close, but now they have to give up like this.

Twenty-seven, open all the phone books, but I don't know where to dial.

28. Choose what you love and love what you choose.

Twenty-nine, one hand can't hold hands, it's a pity.

Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

Thirty-one years old, no matter how gorgeous the encounter is, it is only the beginning after all. Even if it is a paradise encounter, it must be baptized by purgatory, and the flower of love between you and me can bloom in this ordinary world. Life can't be as beautiful as you think. People's fragility and strength may be beyond imagination. Sometimes, we may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes we find ourselves gritting our teeth and walking a long way.

32. If my heart is touched, I will miss myself and meet you, so that the picturesque fleeting time will have a meaningful taste, just as the wind will remember the fragrance of a flower and the rain will remember the freshness of a green leaf. In this world, there are always some things that will never get old. Looking back, smiling lightly is both pleasant and beautiful.