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1. Graduated from university, looking for a job. It was already dark when I came back, and I only had 2 yuan on me. I don't know whether to take the bus or buy steamed buns.

My girlfriend who talked for three years never came home with me once. Just today, we broke up originally, and she promised to come back with me on May Day, and the tickets were all bought.

Generally speaking, except those who have just had enough to eat, everyone feels quite poor, maybe they are full and have no intention to think about anything else. You only need a steamed bread to support yourself.

The poorest time is to find that the money in Yu 'ebao, Alipay and bank card can't afford the ticket to go home.

6. There is no traffic at the end of the month. Leave a message today. If you have more, it will exceed the set meal, and you will spend a dime more.

7. I picked up a mouse, hoping to get a computer, decorate the house, and have no money to buy home appliances.

8. I am not afraid of being poor for a while, but I am most afraid of being poor all the time. How to break through myself is what I need to think about.

9. The most valuable thing should be health. I didn't have much money before, and I was very happy. I have some money now, but I am stressed and unhappy. We can't find a balance.

10, always thought he was poor, so he often detained and searched. Then last year, I basically spent all my money on a man from other places. As a result, after one semester, people simply stopped posting, and he wouldn't take the initiative to find me ... Then this semester, I realized that I spent money on men and now I am a moonlight family.

1 1, a senior intern, drifted north alone, scrimped and saved, and swallowed it.

12, penniless, even the acne on my face began to leave me slowly. I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

13, it's not sad for children to gnaw at their parents, but sad for parents to gnaw at their children's nutrition and malnutrition. . .

14, I am a person who is not out of poverty, and I have headaches and depression every day.

15, I am willing to do this job even when I am poor enough to change shifts. Later, I was too tired to leave my job, but I was still not understood. Now continue to study and find opportunities to break through your horizons and interpersonal circles ~ ~

16. When you are poor, never buy clothes and shoes without a 30% discount. When you see something you like while shopping, you should first find the price tag (which is usually very expensive) and run away before the shopping guide comes.

17, I am still poor, but it is not my fault. I feel great not to give up with what I have now!

18, I think everything will be fine, because I will work harder than before.

19, I have experienced poverty, lived a tense life and was afraid of failure, but I failed. I want to enjoy life, but I need to constantly strive for capital for myself. To tell you the truth, I'm quite tired.

Confirmed my eyes, I met the right person.

Where do you look at people at first sight? Not face, not figure, not clothes, but eyes. As for the reason, of course, it is because I confirmed my vision and met the right person.

Interesting talk: I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

First of all, I saw Chen Shunji's "Bloody Mulan" and confirmed with bgm's eyes that I met the right person and had a feeling of spending my life with him.

Second, a beautiful woman stared at me, and I looked at her ... and then I listened to her singing ... and confirmed my eyes. I met the right person. .....

Thirdly, I confirmed my eyes and met the right person. That's it, the person I've been waiting for so long. Work hard, no matter how it ends, at least you won't regret it.

Fourth, I began to like you from the TV series "The Ultimate Evil Girl". At that time, I was not idolized, but more concerned about ~ ~ Come on, sunnee confirmed my vision ~ I met the right person ~

Take the high-speed train back to school today to catch up with 5. 1. The high-speed train was crowded with people, and then I stood at the junction of the carriages and arrived at Tianjin Railway Station. A man dressed like me came up, and then everyone crowded at the door and couldn't move for half an hour. Embarrassed B really confirmed my eyes. I met the right person and bought clover clothes. I am a dog.

6. Life is a moment of so many regrets. Yesterday, Hani drove through a red light and saw two Shiba Inu in the car next to him. Just like I am brainwashed by Tik Tok every day, I say: good morning, meow, good night, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, I knew Tik Tok's father wouldn't lie! Unfortunately, it was already green, and I didn't take out my mobile phone to record this moment. I really regret it.

Seven, I want to skip class, pack my things, tell my classmates to cover them for me, pick up my bag and want to walk silently through the back door. As soon as I turned around, I followed the teacher: I had confirmed my eyes, I met the right person, and I suddenly fell into the classroom.

Eight, even the president, climbing more mountains is good for your health. Today, you are tired from climbing the mountain. Have a good rest! Ps: I confirmed my eyes. I met the right person.

Nine, the aunt in the vegetable market praised me for my beauty and gentleness today, which is too discerning. From then on, this is their home! I checked my eyes and met the right person.

Ten, Gao Lin gave me the feeling that from the beginning, White probably teased Meng Lin just for fun, and Meng Lin was always shy. Later, for some unknown reason, Meng Lin began to react, and White was all stupid, stupid. In the end, both of them had a confirmed look, and I met the right person.

Eleven, confirmed the eyes, I met the right person. Revisiting the Alec Su edition 16 episode of "Eternal Dragon Slayer", Zhang Wuji and Zhou looked at each other, as if the heroes in Jin Yong's novels were all love fools, martial arts experts, and rivers and lakes were all a group of monster schools with human face and animal heart.

Today is the first anniversary of my husband's marriage. He went to work overtime this morning. What's it like to make an appointment with him for a special anniversary afternoon meeting? I'm really worried that he forgot to spray too much. Please don't break your promise. The grass is growing at home, and sometimes I am drunk. I have given birth to a child, so I still love my husband. Confirmed my eyes, met the right person, and I was finished, planted in the hands of others.

Thirteen, before going to bed last night, my mind kept circulating: I broke up in tears, I don't want you to go, and it has been circulating today: I confirmed my eyes, I met the right person, just these two sentences, what kind of coquettish operation is this?

Fourteen, I confirm that I met the right person in my eyes. This sentence has always been familiar to me. Today, I suddenly remembered the lyrics in JJ's drunken red cliff! Still don't like it.

Fifteen, rest in worship, the days are dull and full, buy some shrimp and bacon to entertain my proud stomach. I checked my eyes and met the right person.

Sixteen, confirm the eyes, I met the right person. It's a pity that I always go blind once or twice and meet a bitch.

Tell me about mood signature's confirmation eyes. I met the right person.

I think I will never forget you in my life. Oh, my God, you. . QAQ is ugly in my heart.

Second, every day seems to have no surprises or accidents.

Third, homework jun, let's break up. We really don't fit.

Fourth, just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate. Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

5. How to be happy, how to live and how to live freely.

6. I wrote his name and read it out easily;

I don't know why I don't like male hairdressers to do my hair when I go to the barber shop. ]

Eight, so many years of English papers and exercises are made with my strong sense of language.

Nine, it is three thousands of feet black hair forced into withered willow.

X. "As long as you are happy with him/her, it doesn't matter even if we are not together. 』

When memories turn to ashes, I will never pick them up again. Looking back, I will get my hands dirty eventually.

How does it feel to be told not to be afraid of me?

Thirteen, you haven't seen me cry. Do you think I'm happy? Zhang

I still don't know if I ever loved you. I only know that it was really hard to cry at that time, and I really wanted to be with you for a lifetime.

Fifteen, do you like me? You didn't ask? Why don't you take notes?

I really shouldn't use my mouth to express that I'm waiting for time to tell me the truth.

I just love you. I don't believe you love me.

People who can affect my mood are really important in my heart.

What do you take me for, a lover, a lover or a passerby?

Twenty, I confirmed my eyes and I met the right person.

Twenty-one, how many people will feel sad and helpless when facing the person they love?

I need you more than you need me.

You never know what people who love you have done for you in places you can't see.

Twenty-four, [only you and your dreams can't live up to it]

You don't know how many people envy your position in my heart, but you don't cherish it.

26. [Do you have a hole in your brain? Is there any water in the hole? Are there any fish in the water? Can fish still be eaten? Can you spit bones? Won't it get stuck]

27. From now on, you will only become a symbol, a memory and a pain that I can never touch.

Loneliness is a bad cold without porridge @

Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain clearly.

30. Too hard to hurt others and hurt yourself, too soft to protect yourself. How hard is it to have both edges and warmth?

3 1. Her appearance made me understand that I have completely lost you.

Thirty-two, how do you know you are not a lover without deep feelings?

33. When you really like something and it hurts you, it is actually God who is testing whether you are persistent enough.

He hid his face under a mask. ......

Thirty-five, [I'm cornered, how can you tell me to get away with it]

Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain clearly.

Thirty-seven, missing has become the norm, breathing * * *

Play Tik Tok's funny signature encyclopedia to make sure your eyes are not to be taunted.

1, share weal and woe, share weal and woe, and you can carry it.

2. It's not that I'm vulgar. Money is really safe.

Isn't love at first sight a clock face?

4, don't listen to the old man, happy for several days.

Being single is not boring, but being single without money is boring.

6. Am I pure or are you dirty?

7. Make sure your eyes are not to be taunted.

8. I heard that liking is contagious. Please come near me.

I hope I am better than Chen Duxiu in the examination room tomorrow.

10, you have messed up my heart. It's time to mess up my bed.

1 1, everything is false, only poverty is true.

12, don't listen to the old man, happy for several years.

13, the south is still the same, with wine and dogs.

14, vernal equinox, points can be divided.

15, I used to love, but now I only like money.

16, I only love money in front of you.

17, promise me that you like me. You're welcome.

18, your chest is so big, it should weigh 200 kg, right?

19, Peggy, I deserve you.

20. It's no use telling you how many times to complain. Give me a hug.

2 1, page flashlight, illuminate your ugliness.

22. You are much sweeter than chocolate.

23. The sea is endless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

24. Live well and have a new blow every day.

25. You have disturbed my heart. When will you mess up my bed?

26. I gave you my face. Where should I put my face?

27, psychosexuality can be rich, and life must be simple.

28. Even if we broke up, I was your most successful predecessor.

29. It is cruel for ugly people to look at it carefully.

30, be good, cultivate immortality with me, heartless.

3 1, once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword, but later I didn't go because of too much homework.

You can cheat me, but you can't cheat my money.

Thanks to those who knocked me down. Lying down is really comfortable.

Since I met you, the deer in my heart has been shaken.

35. You are really good at paddling on both sides of your feet.

36. Don't make me puppy love, and don't force marriage at the age of 30.

In order to save water, can we take a shower together in the future?

38. I don't want to fall in love anymore, I just want to have fun.

39. Be a layman, love money and lust, and keep integrity.

40. Say it if you like it. Don't be afraid of my embarrassment.

4 1, I am possessive when I see you.

42. I worry every day that I am cuter today than yesterday.

43. Everyone says that Qian is a bastard, but he is really good-looking.

44. It's ok to cheat my feelings, but not my money.

45. The girl is tired. Do you want to be a widow?

46. The lazy donkey has a lot of urine.