Wechat classic joke: I can't tell you what's good about you, just want to see you take a shower.

1. Your eyes are getting darker and darker, and boiling water tastes like wine. You have no tears, but you just think about your homework.

I saved dandruff for a year just to give you snow.

When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.

Some people say that I have a bad temper, so I laughed. I am so beautiful and good-natured.

5. I skipped class once and went to an Internet cafe. I didn't expect to be stopped by the security guard when I climbed over the school wall. I had a brainwave and jumped down carefully and said, can I go in and find someone? The security guard said majestically: No! Get out! Then then I went out!

6. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

7. If Chinese, math, English, physics, history, geography and politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of? Eight-Nation Alliance's war of aggression against China.

8. I can't say anything good about you, just want to see you take a bath. /

9. I didn't open the firewall for three days and raised a nest of Trojans. I think I've become a better person than Marvin.

10. At yesterday's class reunion, several students who seemed to be doing well, driving off-road and wearing famous brands began to brag about how awesome they were as soon as they got on the wine table. They took care of everything, but when they checked out, they lowered their heads and started looking for their wallets. Really? Where is my wallet? I remember to bring it! Seeing this, I silently got up and went to the bar to check out, then turned around and rode home by bike. When I got home, I took out my wallet. Don't tell me, they are really rich.

1 1. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

12. Me: Who are you perfuming? Roommate: Ex-boyfriend Me: Shit, I'm not dead. Roommate: When I left, he left me a message: When I died.

13. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

14. Who is the person who will not abandon you even if he is bankrupt? Answer: Creditors.

15. It only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your coldness.

16. Apple is the real boss in the fruit industry. One seduces Eve, one awakens Newton, one dominates the mobile phone and the other dominates the square dance.

17. The world is so big, I want to see how far your wallet can go.

18. The math teacher wrote a whole math problem on the blackboard, ready for several students to solve it. At this time, my deskmate is hibernating. I glanced at him and woke him up with my arm. I solemnly say, get up! The teacher told you to clean the blackboard! The lovely deskmate understood and strode to the blackboard. The math teacher nodded to her deskmate with satisfaction, smiled at her deskmate, and then picked up the blackboard and wiped it without looking back.

19. Senior: Look at your skin. Are you a freshman? Hearing this, the girl secretly rejoiced, thinking that she praised her youth and said with a smile, in fact, I am a mistress. The senior looked down and said, Oh, I thought you had just finished military training.

20. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and lying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

2 1. Do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law, because always fall into the water at the same time.

When I was young, I was too poor to buy a bike, so I went to school by taxi every day.

23. I want to stay with you forever and shelter you from the wind. Can you leave the fan?

24. The difference between English and Japanese is that when you are kissed by a man, he may stop if you say stop, but if you say a butterfly, it may be more than just a kiss.

25. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

26. A girl came to class. She introduced herself: I may not be the smartest, the most beautiful, the best and the most humorous. Just as all her classmates praised her modesty, she suddenly said, Hello, my name is Wei.

I scolded my deskmate dung beetles yesterday, and he scolded you for coming back? He gave me a push.

28. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

29. If you think that the person you like must also like you, congratulations, usually you think too much.

30. Do you think a handsome guy with long legs, obvious collarbone, muscular, thin hands and good grades will like girls?