Humorous sentences in cold weather

Humorous sentences about cold weather are

1, I remember it was a cold winter. I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave. I made an excuse casually. Soon the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

3. It depends on courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

4. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel uncomfortable.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

6, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

9, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

10, it is cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.