Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - There is a couple. The man picked up an egg. He said he would use it to give birth to a flock of chickens. Then buy a house and a field. And then marry a little wife. His wife
There is a couple. The man picked up an egg. He said he would use it to give birth to a flock of chickens. Then buy a house and a field. And then marry a little wife. His wife
-it's better to dream than to act
The poor king, besides being lazy, likes to dream and talk nonsense all day long. One day, his wife picked up an egg from the roadside and excitedly ran home to prepare for cooking.
Wang Er picked up the egg and looked around. Suddenly, he said to his wife, "Wife, wait a minute, don't use this egg for cooking, because it is the golden egg for us to get rich!"
Wang er's wife asked disdainfully, "What are you thinking about?"
I saw Wang Er holding an egg in his hand and shaking his head and saying to his wife, "You see, if this egg is hatched from the only hen in our family, the days after that will be easy. If it's a rooster, we'll wait for it to grow up and sell it in exchange for money to buy hens to lay eggs; If it is a hen that hatches, so much the better. Let the hen reproduce and lay more eggs, and make money by selling chickens or eggs. After that, I traded a flock of chickens for a cow, used Niu Gengdi to grow food, then bought land to build a house, and then married a little wife ... "Wang Er unconsciously said all the thoughts in her heart. Wang Er's wife suddenly flew into a rage when she heard the word" little wife ",and she slammed it with a big mouth, making Wang Er scream.
"How dare you marry a little wife? It's against you! However, on the other hand, your idea is sound. Well, I'll listen to you. Send this egg to the henhouse and see if our hens can hatch chickens. "
"No, no, I was just ... just talking. Let's stir-fry and eat!" "
Wang Er's wife was so angry that she smashed the egg in Wang Er's face, and kept cursing: "You loser, you only dream of making a fortune and don't do anything real. I told you to eat the egg. Go down by yourself!"
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