Send a humorous sentence in a circle of friends. 40 smile flowers are very funny.

1. It doesn't matter if you jump on me. I'd love to.

Call the police. I'm so cute.

Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

7. There is a kind of sadness. I reply to you in seconds, and you reincarnate me.

8. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

9. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. I'm so cute, you can lose your temper and be speechless!

10. Did you find it? The crying child has milk to eat, and the noisy girl has pain. Generally, girls who are too sensible are unlucky

12. Your life is like a clothes hanger with a green hat on it.

13. Everyone else wants to sleep with you, and I want to stay in bed with you.

14. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and put on a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that the toilet is occupied, the kitchen is occupied, and the room is occupied.

15. I feel the same way. I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others. I always feel that I will win if I organize my language and quarrel again.

16. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I was going to hit your car.

17. Women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, be unreasonable and not work!

18. When you were young, you had pimples on your face, and when you grew up, you had pits on your face.

19. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

20. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only the dreamer is still there.

2 1. Little sunflower's mother started school, and her child always coughed badly, and most of them were abandoned.

22. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

23. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

I never like strangers asking me personal questions. Today, an unknown person asked me where I was going, and I said, it's none of your business. Then he kicked me out of the taxi.

25. My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

27. I dare not do anything deceptive, nor can I do it.

28. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

29. Before you touch the flowers and twist the grass, someone else has pulled it out.

When others say you are a good mother, you can say: Hello son.

3 1. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

You can't pretend in front of me, so I have to smile and watch you continue to pretend.

People are unhappy because they can be as lazy as pigs, but not as lazy as pigs.

35. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

36. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

37. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life.

38. The most considerate thing for you is shoes. Don't think they are dirty, because your path is not clean.

39. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

40. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.