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Talking about boys smoking. Talk about sad sentences about smoking.

1. The thin lips are too soft to smoke.

It is difficult to find a non-smoker now, regardless of gender.

3, when the heart is cold, smoke one, can't hold that bag.

4. Smokers have stories, but drinkers have troubles.

My boyfriend neither smokes nor drinks. He doesn't exist.

6. Save the money for cigarettes and buy candy for your daughter-in-law.

Talking about boys smoking.

7. Which girl doesn't have many girlfriends in the flower season, and which man doesn't smoke, drink or fight in youth.

8. People who drink have brains, while those who smoke have stories.

9. Determined to lose weight, I gave up in less than a week and promised not to be late. I overslept the next day. I promise I can smoke and stay up late for dinner. Nothing has changed. I said I forgot that you didn't contact me. I was sad to call or dial out. The most useless thing for people is to be irresponsible to themselves. Even if they promise to do nothing, they always complain that the world is cheating you.

10, son: Dad, what is a strong woman? Dad: What do you think? Son: Those girls who scold, smoke, drink and fight? Dad: No, a female man is a girl who can take care of herself, do laundry and cook, be considerate and take care of others, handle things like a boy, and do so many things without haggling over everything. Son: What do I call these? Dad: son, those are called stupid B.

1 1, no wife, no girlfriend, no one to manage our lives; Want to smoke, want to drink, nobody cares about our hands; Sleep late, don't take a shower, no one bothers our mouths; Big bachelor, little bachelor, freedom! Happy Singles Day.

12, try to smoke less and drink less. Here is a plan to meet you in advance.

Talking about sad sentences about smoking

13, drink, just the right amount; But pony, ecstatic or far away, is not called fashion, but childish.

14. In this bustling and strange city of Shanghai, I will leave the most important career struggle in my life. I don't have any love experience. I like singing, swimming and traveling. My life is very regular. I don't smoke or drink. No other bad habits. Cherish love and cherish fate. I hope I can go through the vicissitudes of life hand in hand with a gentle, kind, sincere and gentle girl.

15. Don't smoke when you disagree with others. Once you find out, you will be fired (for yourself).

16, I am still young, and I can accompany you to smoke, drink and walk.

17, I smoke, I drink, I cry, I tremble in the middle of the road, I miss you, I want to die.

18, you laugh at me for smoking and drinking, and I laugh at you for eating without your parents.