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Send a humorous remark before going to bed. How can I put it?

1, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.

2, lazy sheep said: happiness is to eat and sleep every day.

Children who haven't slept should go to bed at once. Forget it, until that good night, don't collapse.

4, lazy baby sheep to report for duty, lying in bed to sleep, all the troubles are left behind, to see who wants to fall asleep first, Duke Zhou tightly held in his arms, snoring like thunder, fast asleep.

5. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

6, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

7, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just turned over to sleep.

8, with limited time, sleep unlimited sleep.

9. Sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

10, go to sleep! Don't expect others or be expected!

1 1, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope.

12. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never lose sleep again.

13, I had a dream: I was sleeping in the dream, and I was dreaming when I was sleeping.

14, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

15, I couldn't sleep long in the morning and died at night.

16, if you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.