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The most classic sentence of Yunman, Naruto, I love it.

1. Kan Jiulang, stop. You will lose face in our village.

(When Ai just appeared, it was this sentence that shocked the audience, and countless male and female fans have since worshipped Naruto's role. )

Don't embarrass our village, you know what we are here for.

(Love is very attractive)

Losing yourself because of quarreling is the ugliest thing.

This sentence also deeply touched me.

Shut up or I'll kill you.

Love has never threatened anyone, but it is said that it is comparable to Jiulang. Maybe your relative has room to discuss with him. Sweat ~')

5. You are really sorry.

As can be seen from this sentence and the above sentence, love and love are very different in personality, probably because he is AB blood. )

It's not easy for him to hit Kan Jiulang with a stone so easily.

People who think that love can't do aerobics still remember the cool action when love comes down from the tree after saying this? No one is allowed to say that he can't do body exercises, otherwise I can only suggest that you take a few Naruto literacy classes quickly. )

It seems that I came too early. Let's leave now. We're not here to play.

(This sentence is quite boss. At that time, no one thought that he was talking to his brother and sister. )

8. I'm from Shapu. I love Luo. I'm also interested in you. What's your name?

(Sasuke said to JiNing's inquiry: You should give your name before asking other people's names, but he asked love not to give his name, and said: The one who feeds the gourd ... doesn't care about love, and love and hobbies are elegant!

9. I am not interested. Let's go.

I want to laugh when I think of Naruto's face when he hears this sentence. Haha, Naruto doesn't mind. In fact, you are the most memorable and grateful person in the future, but he didn't think of it at that time. )

10. Uncle of Rain Ninja Village, cut the crap and start.

(Coward uncles started it first. They saw that Ai Ai was short and felt bullied. Stop! Love is not afraid. At that time, Ai Ai was only 12 years old, and the height of 146. 1cm was not short. In another 10 year, Ai Ai will definitely surpass 1.85, and will be even more handsome. )

1 1. What does it matter?

(It seems that Jiulang is afraid of wasting time, so he likes to talk. I like expressions of love and disdain. )

12. I want to kill everyone I meet.

(Actually, before watching Metamorphosis, I always wondered why everyone likes to match Tian Tian with love. Didn't I see the big lady living here scared to death? )

13. Is that all? Is this called a thousand raindrops? Then I'll let it be blood shed.

(I remember reading a post called' I love Luo's excellent Chinese'. That's right. )

14. Although I can kill you after killing your wordy mouth, it is cruel to do so.

Love is never an evil person. He tried to forget all his feelings, but he still couldn't learn to be cruel. )

15. He won't feel pain at all, because I am too bad to make him suffer. The blood and tears of the deceased mixed with rolling quicksand will give Shura greater strength.

Ai Jun, you must be strong. There is still a long way to go. Please take care. )

16. I still think it's not enough for you to shut up.

I have always had the illusion that love and love have long discovered teeth and ambitions, just for the sake of young fields, he pretended not to notice anything. Touched ING ..)

17. Fuck you, you coward. Are you scared?

(Jiulang has been urging him to stop. Love and love have made such a decision, but he is tired of teaching himself as an elder, so he swears. Usually love and love are not like this. Sweat ~ ~ Because the translated version is different, at least I remember that love says so, and it doesn't feel right. Please don't hit me. )

18. I don't regard you as a brother or sister at all. If you dare to interfere with me, I will still kill you.

If love really wants other people's lives, it never warns others in advance, so it never wants to hurt Jiulang and Temari, just saying it. On the other hand, what did you do with Jiu Lang and Ju Jie in the early days? Now I think of persuading love. Where were you when he suffered as a child? )

19. ok

Love is naughty. Although I finally listened to my sister, I still scared everyone. )

20. Get down here.

While Xiao Li and Ah Kai are still having useless tactical discussions, love can't wait any longer. )

2 1. Is that all? More things that make me happier are not enough, such as blood.

Is that all? Let's go

Why is love always so brave? )

It's no use. I don't know what you want to do, but you will die here.

I can't figure out why Xiao Li still has the courage to say these things. I really admire him. If I met such an opponent of 250, I would have no legs. )

23. It's so strong that even the armor of the sand has been stripped off.

There is no way to defend. Is this human behavior?

Seeing this, my heart ached. Xiao Li is not crazy, is he? How can he run wild like this? Love and love have been broken by him, there is no need to win. I think if it was someone else, it would have been dead. Those teachers are biased and will not hesitate to save Tian Tian. Is it because love comes from a foreign country? Isn't love being beaten hard enough? If that watch lotus China succeeds-forget it, I dare not think ...)

24. go to hell

Love has never been bullied like this, and it is still in the public hall, so I don't think he can say anything too much. AB, do you have a grudge against sex? )

25. Why did you save him? I won't fight.

Kay, you damn old turtle! You ran down when you saw that Li was in danger. You read it with relish when you hit others! Aa doesn't understand why one person can save another. Two years later, Ai Ai saved the village with a sand shield. Looking back on this sentence, I feel a lot. )

26. Kill him if he can't move.

No, I killed him because I wanted to kill him.

If you get in my way, I'll kill you, too.

I repeat, if you interfere with me, I will kill you.

(in the hospital, I love to get angry. Unreasonable! )

27. Monster? If so, I'll be just like you. I am a born monster. As you said, I was not well educated. I took the life of a woman I should have called my mother when I was born. In order to make me the strongest ninja, my father attached the incarnation of sand to me with a ninja, so I was born a monster, that is, the old monk in the village of Sha Ninja was sealed in a boiling pot called Shukaku.

(Love tells her sad story)

28. My family should not judge me by your standards.

Family, let me tell you what kind of relationship it is for me. We are just pieces of meat involved in hatred and murder. When I regard my mother's life as a source of food, I regard it as the best masterpiece in the village.

This is because I am a child of Feng Ying.

Love comes from a famous family, but has the most difficult childhood. You can't love if you have relatives, and you can't get love. Look at it once and it hurts once.

29. My father taught me the secret of ninja one after another, overprotected me, indulged me and cultivated me. I think it's family, but it all happened before something. From the age of six to the present six years, I have been assassinated several times by my own father. The existence that is too strong will later become the existence of terror. I am a natural ninja, and my spirit is very unstable. Those idiots in the village finally found something wrong with my emotional side, which is the shadow of being a father at the same time. For me, I am the last trump card in the village and a horrible and dangerous thing. It seems that after I was 6 years old, he judged that I was a dangerous person, so I seemed to be carefully taken care of by him as a dangerous prop in the village. To them, I am a relic of the past that they want to erase now.

Seeing this, I believe that every sky that loves fans has turned gray, and we have no tears. )

30. So what do I exist for and what do I live for? When I think about this question, I can't find the answer, but if I live, I must have a reason, otherwise it is no different from death. Then I came to the conclusion that I exist to kill everyone except me. I live in fear of not knowing when I will be assassinated, and then I finally feel at ease, because I realize that the reason I live is to fight only for myself and live only to love myself. As long as I think that I exist to make others feel this way, I will feel that the world is perfect. This world will make me feel alive As long as the people I should kill myself continue to exist, my existence will not disappear.

Night * pill finally failed to kill aa, aa also has no purpose of survival. A child who can't even sleep can't find a partner to accompany him when he grows up. Aa paralyzes himself with a twisted mind, and only dust protects him. )

3 1. Come on, let me feel good. I will kill you myself. Wait a minute.

(I love to speak my mind calmly, scaring the future Huo Ying and the monitor)

Don't be so angry, mom. I just made you drink so much blood. I'm sorry

But the blood you want to suck this time will be delicious. Let's go

My blood is boiling. I have always been a good boy. My mother is looking at me.

Mom, what is this? What's the matter with you? It is blood. This is my blood.

Love knows very well that she doesn't have a mother at all, but she said these morbid words because her mind was tortured, so she wanted to protect him from all right and wrong and from any harm. Don't leave me alone. I'm not going anywhere. I'm here.

Childhood love is so afraid of loneliness that my little heart cries and prays helplessly.

34. what am I

(Loving you is the wealth of our life)

35. Sure enough, the sand will stop attacking.

Love, in order to make yourself bleed, stings the back of your hand bitterly. Where can children seek harm? Love and love live like this. )

36. Sleeping pills Sleeping pills Excuse me, will the wound hurt?

Aa is worried that she didn't mean to hurt the nightmare. )

37. What's the feeling of night pill pain? I don't know what it feels like because I haven't been hurt.

This sentence broke everyone's heart. )

Do you hate me so much?

Love is so naive. You really don't think you should go to hell? )

39. Thank you for your sleeping pills. I think I probably know what pain is. Am I hurt like everyone else? I always feel so painful. Although there is no bleeding, I feel very painful here.

Love, no one knows pain better than you. )

40. What's that? How can I get love? How to make this thing?

('How can I get love?' This is not a question that a six-year-old child wants, but a question that he is eager to know. Such a simple question is enough to stump any adult. )

4 1. What can I do to get rid of this pain?

It's really hard. If you get love, will the pain disappear? Maybe love will make it clearer. I'm also confused. )

42. Thank you for stopping me just now.

Night pill, you said that love doesn't understand the pain in your heart. Do you really still have that kind of pain now? )

43. It tastes like iron

Ai Ai puts Yex Maru's injured finger in his mouth, is it talking about the taste of blood? )

44. I'm really sorry about that. Does it hurt? If you don't mind, this is a trauma medicine.

Love never wants anyone to suffer, he longs to be accepted. )

45. Why is this expression again?

Why not? It's their fault. )

46. Father's adult

When Huo Ying died, people shed tears. Feng Ying also had an accident, but few people cared about it. After all, he doesn't even cherish his own children. Xiao Ai likes to look into his eyes full of grievances and fears. Zhong Ren exam, when aa mistook orochimaru for his father, only hatred remained in his eyes. After five generations of love, four generations of wind shadow have been forgotten by us. )

47. The result is still not good. Why am I the only one who will become that monster?

Love is sad that her efforts have failed. )

48. what am I

Love is confusing. He doesn't feel any different from other children. He wants to know the answer. ...

This is my father's order, isn't it?

At that moment, he would rather accept the fact that his father was assassinated than listen to the truth that he loved him so much. )

50. That's right. I'm alone.

The word' love' is engraved on your forehead. Love thinks you can have this kind of thing. At the sight of this, my heart hurts once)

5 1. Don't you want to escape? What are they to you? What's the matter? Aren't you trying to kill me? Let's go

Naruto tries his best to protect Sasuke and Woody Sakura. The past is unbearable and angry. )

52. That's rude.

Ashamed, I still don't understand whether this is Li's business or not.

53. Your speed is much slower than when you play with me.

Great, I can finally embarrass Xiao Li once.

54. Because we owe much to Konoha.

(Many people think that the "sorry" that Ai Ai said to Temari and Jiulang is a classic, and I think this sentence is equally classic. )

55. Let me do it. There is nothing you can do now. Let me do it.

Xiao Li is so stupid. Don't you see that aa wants to protect you? You are still trying to be brave, huh! )

56. When it rains, anything will do as long as there is sand.

Kimimaro thinks that love without sand is useless, and love contradicts him.

57. Stupidly, for me, turning mud into sand is a breeze.

(Kimimaro laughs at the name of love. Personally, I think he is jealous that The Name of Love is better than him.' What's his name? It's weird. )

58. The burial in the sand waterfall has not been completed.

Xiao Li thinks there is no hope for Kimimaro, but AA thinks it is not that simple. He cleverly added another skill. )

59. Looking at him reminds me of another person, Sasuke Neiguang. They have the same eyes, in order to confirm their existence value.

Love is easy to understand a person's inner world. Love has always been a very clever child. )

60. bones? That guy is a monster, too

Love may be a little sad, why do you always meet opponents who could have been friends? The reality is cruel. )

6 1. quicksand waterfall flow

What a nice name. )

62. It's still early. The sand waterfall was buried. This guy is really difficult.

Xiao Li, I won't say anything. If you can't control yourself, don't always be there to urge love. It's hard for you to be distracted and take care of you. )

63. The strongest absolute defense, Shukaku Shield, combines underground minerals with high hardness and then mixes them with sand through chakra.

It is enough to see the word' most' at the beginning of a sentence. )

64. Your special endurance is that blood follows the boundary, right? The only survivor of Zhuqumen will die here today.

Take a look, our love is not harmless. For example, this sentence hurt Kimimaro's self-esteem. )

65. Not a person brainwashed by orochimaru, an empty guy.

Many people argue about who is stronger, love or Jun Jun. Don't argue. Kimimaro was so angry alive. )

66. I use more unique skills, but chakra is not enough. I will use this trick to solve you.

(Generally, when the chakra of a ninja is not enough, it will be very depressed. Once their emotions are affected, it is difficult to continue fighting. Love is very imposing, which means that since I don't want to argue with you anymore, then …)

67. Sink to a depth of 200 meters and seal it inside, so that the pressure of sand can crush your whole body and you can't move a finger.

(Love may want to kill Kimimaro, but the mood at this time is different from dealing with people. Killing Kimimaro was not what he wanted. At that time, he had no choice. )

68. I just sit on the sand I manipulate every day and make the best use of it.

It is amazing that love can do such a trick. )

69. Although he is a tenacious guy, he is finished and will never get out again.

Love has done its best. )

70. I have reached the limit. I'm going down.

It's hard to love you. )

7 1. was completely defeated

Love doesn't mind admitting this fact, but he is too modest to say so. If Kimimaro's health was not caused by hard struggle, the consequences would be unimaginable. Kimimaro finally said to Ai Ai: It is my dream to be an adult in orochimaru. Do you blame me for thinking that love is actually understandable? In the face of death, the eyes of love only show the desire for life. At that moment, I knew that love had really changed. )

72. Is that a nosy guy?

(Love is talking about Akai, and Xiao Li is unhappy: Although thank you for saving me, you are not allowed to insult Teacher Akai. Woo-hoo. Li, you are so heartless. People like fighting to save you, you ..)

Are you the same? As long as you feel that the person you admire is insulted, you will fly into a rage as if you were hurt. The more you think the person you admire is important, the stronger this feeling will be.

(Who isn't? Love you know, if someone insults you, we will do the same. )

74. Fight for this important person. Does he look like Naruto Uzumaki?

I don't think love really hates Kimimaro.

75. But the most important thing for yourself is not necessarily justice.

No, even people who know it is evil can't compete with loneliness.

Every time I think of these two words, the voice of love seems to be in my ear, and the kind feelings can't be described in words. )

Of course I know, but just waiting will only bring more pain. You have to work hard to open up your own road, even if it is a lonely road of being single, then one day you will be like that guy.

So as a member of the sandman, I will try my best to be a wind shadow. In order to live with this village, I will try to be recognized by others. When I saw Naruto Uzumaki, I wanted to contact others. So far, I only hate and kill.

But that guy can do it. What does connection mean?

So far, I have learned something. Pain, sadness and happiness can be shared with others. Naruto Uzumaki contacted him by fighting with him. I think he taught me this. That guy has experienced the same pain as me, and he also told me that the road to survival can be changed.

I also hope that one day I can become the existence that others need, not just the weapon of terror, but the wind shadow of Shayin Village.

(I personally confided my heart to Jiu Lang. Love develops so fast that he is no longer lonely. He found love. )

I also want to be a needed existence one day. ...

Not as a weapon of terror. ...

As the wind shadow of Sharen village