A collection of 40 funny quotes suitable for posting on Moments during traffic jams

Funny quotes to post on Moments when stuck in traffic (Part 1)

1. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone.

2. Are you worried? When does the digging and digging take off? ?

3. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

4. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!

5. If you are stuck in a traffic jam on the highway and are hungry, call for home delivery.

6. "The bridge is jammed every day. If you drive to work one day, there is no traffic jam, and you can get on the bridge smoothly, you will really win the lottery!

7. It is wonderful to go home for the New Year. On the way home, good things are always accompanied by bad experiences, and there are some things that you have no choice about, such as being stuck in traffic?

8. The most depressing thing: Being ridiculed by GPS

9. Traffic jam when traveling.

10. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling, and my wife asked me to drive to work and take her to the unit. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you using such cruel methods to punish me? ——I would rather kneel down on a washboard than drive to work! "After that, he slipped away on his bicycle!

11. Traffic jam... Yesterday, the highways in various places became a sea of ??cars. Moreover, behind the traffic jam, another social topic was involved: civilized travel from I'll do it.

12. Traffic jams, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car rides, carrying heavy boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation

13 .Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day, and my mood is suddenly not beautiful.

14. People’s emotions are so real. It's easy to influence others. For example, I was supposed to go to work an hour ago, but I'm still halfway there because of the traffic jam. I think it's OK, but the girl next to me is madly making angry comments to people, and I find her very annoying

15. Is it easy to be a student? It’s easy to go to school when a typhoon comes, and it’s raining heavily. How easy is it for us to get out of the car and walk to school in a traffic jam?

16. We are stuck in traffic every day. In autumn, driving on the road is like a pot of porridge.

17. Anyone who complains about traffic jams during the National Day holiday can join me. Anyway, my car is smooth.

18. Ride my beloved little motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic jams

19. Let’s spend the holidays together while I block traffic jams.

20. The more anxious you are. , the more traffic jam you have, the more you sit still for a few minutes, you will feel upset. A funny comment to post on social media (Part 2)

21. How congested is the highway? When I wake up, I find that the car is still there. At the same place.

22. I’m so sorry. I’m going home soon. There’s a traffic jam on the highway.

23. I’m stuck in a big traffic jam on the highway. What a waste of time. On the road

24.? Jinan is building roads from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building, and rebuilding. Traffic jams are everywhere every day.

25. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and there are some things that you have no choice about, such as traffic jams.

26. Traffic jams and the increase in non-mainstream are the prelude to the Spring Festival. /p>

27. There is no way out, and I wake up in the same place

28. It’s finally time to go home for the New Year, but I’m really afraid of this traffic jam. I’m most afraid of it now. The problem is that there is a traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.

29. If the road is blocked, just look at the sky. It is also blocked.

30. Let me tell you a bolt from the blue. The news is so heart-breaking that the traffic jam on the Hangzhou Ring Road is as long as a kilometer! The entire traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.

31. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!

32. It is really bad to be far away from home. If you have a seven-day holiday, you have to go back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose one or two days, but what can you do?

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33. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle. I asked where the restaurant was, but was blocked at the toll gate. I still hold my pipa half-covered, I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; I was born with talents that will be useful, so I can't move for five hours; the cold rain comes on the river at night, watching the sunrise on the highway; the apes on both sides of the bank can't stop crying, and I can't live at home Sleeping in the car; yelling when the road is rough, walking the dog on the highway

34. I am so annoyed and so irritable that I get stuck in traffic jams during holidays and sit in one stop for forty minutes and can’t wait to get off and walk one stop. I walked to the subway station and just got on it now. I am so depressed living in this shabby place

35. Afraid of traffic jams during the National Day, I took the first train out of school and went to the station. It was too early and I had to wait for nearly three days. Hours...I had known I could sleep more.

36. When I went home for the holidays this year, my relatives were discussing how long it took to get home.

37. Absolutely amazing! I'm stuck on the road, I can't go forward, I can't go back, I don't have anywhere to go back. There's already a traffic jam on the way home, and there's heavy fog that blocks the road mmp

38. On weekdays, I complain about the haze, traffic jams, and wind, but when it snows for the first time, it rains heavily. The sunset can also trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

39. Every time I go to get off work, the road is completely blocked. The red and green lights are stopped, and I can’t move a step for a long time. ?

40. You are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, so stuck. Funny stories suitable for posting on Moments in 2020

I was riding Didi Express and sent a girl to the suburbs in the early morning. When we drove to a remote area, I soaked in urine and couldn’t hold it in, so I pulled over and threw it away. In a word, my face is probably still a bit ferocious and painful. I need to solve the physical problem! The girl held my arm tightly and begged my brother with a trembling cry, please let me go, my aunt is here!

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1. Xiao Ming was reading the newspaper and saw a piece of news about parents beating their children. Xiao Ming couldn’t help but sigh to the dad next to him: You still love me Me, I was never beaten harshly when I was a kid. His father took a deep breath from his cigarette and said: Ming, you are too naive. The two times I hit you hard, I beat you to amnesia.

2. When the neighbor’s old aunt saw me, she followed me with a confused look on her face. I said: You! You are so grown up now, it’s time to find a girlfriend, or if you can’t find a boy, you might as well find a boy! The next day I took my boyfriend out to go shopping, and the old aunt cried when she saw it: You little brat Ah! I asked you to find a boyfriend and you actually found one. Why don’t you look for my son? Where did I recruit you?

3. During the rush hour after work, there was a young man taking the subway. , as soon as he squeezed in, he realized that he had stepped on someone else. He turned around and saw a beautiful girl. He blushed and apologized: I'm sorry, miss, I stepped on your foot. The girl looked confused. An aunt next to me said: Young man, you are stepping on my foot. Now the young man's face turned redder, and he quickly said to the aunt: I'm sorry, aunt, I stepped on the wrong foot.

4. When I was a child, my mother worked in the fields. My sister and I were at home. I saw that my sister’s hair was relatively long, so I wanted to cut it for her. At first, I refused to agree, but after being beaten by me, I reluctantly agreed. , originally I wanted to help her cut it neatly, but the more it was cut, the more uneven it became, and she ended up with a bald head. When my mother came back to see it, she beat me up without saying a word, and then took my sister to the street to buy a hat. When I came back, my sister thanked me. Me, I said I have a new hat!

5. There was a class reunion. I was trying on clothes and said I had a headache. There were too many clothes and I didn’t know which ones to wear to look younger? My naughty kid said this Mummy. If you want to be young, take out the crotchless pants I used to wear when I was a kid.

6. News Tutorial 1: An old lady fell and knocked her tooth on the road. How did the reporter report it? The Hong Kong Press Conference investigated whether there were any hidden dangers in municipal road construction! The Taiwan Press Conference tracked who would pay for the medical insurance How much does it cost to fill a tooth? American journalists will pay attention to the social problems of the elderly. How do marginalized elderly people live? In mainland China, it is "One person loses a tooth and everyone helps", "There is no love in the road" and "The old man loses his tooth, should he be helped or not?"

7. This year, my cousin failed in blind dates again and again! My cousin said with emotion: When I was just born, my dad hit it off with his brother and arranged a baby marriage for me and his brother’s son! Me: What happened next? Cousin: When I grow up, they won’t even be brothers!

8. Yesterday’s year-old niece cried to me on QQ and told me that she broke up with her ex of three weeks last night. My aunt, it turns out that love is so hurtful! She also sighed and said that asking what love is in the world, it can teach you whether life and death are together! Then she went on to say that it was a wise decision for you not to fall in love at this age.

9. On the first date, he asked me: How is this cafe? I said: It’s good, but there are too many people. But on the second date, he mysteriously sent it to me. When I showed my location to the taxi driver, the driver looked at me calmly and said: Why are you, a little girl, going to the cemetery in the middle of the night?

10. Elementary school When I was sleeping, I woke up and found that the bottom of the stool at the same table was red. I looked at her doubtfully, and she blushed and told me that this was ketchup. I stretched out my finger to dip some in it and put it in my mouth. , well, it smelled very fishy, ??and it was probably expired, so she reached out and gave me a slap in the face. I looked at her with tears in my eyes, why did you hit me?

11. On the bus, too I don't know who farted, and it immediately filled the entire carriage, and the guy had no intention of stopping. Finally, a man couldn't help but patted a tall beauty wearing a tulle skirt nearby and said: Sister, can we be more restrained? ?The woman blushed instantly and said: I don’t understand what you are saying! You are still pretending! From the moment you got in the car, my eyes never left your thighs. If you don’t fart, you can lift and close your short skirt. ?

12. Back then, there was a classmate, a girl, named Zhou Dajing. The teachers were also surprised and asked why she was named like that. Maybe she had a sister named Zhou Dajing. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and everyone asked her. She said that she was the only child in the family without a sister. This name is because she is lazy. Originally her parents named her Zhou Jingjing, but she was too lazy to write it twice, so she changed it to Er Jing.

On the 13th and July, I will study hard and make progress every day, and I will definitely not play with mobile phones or fall in love. If I can’t do it, I’ll post it again in August.

14. I met my roommate when I got home from work today and found that the scent on his body was exactly the same as that on my girlfriend. Damn, this scumbag really spent a lot of money to seduce me.

15. It’s not that many Chinese men don’t like to dress up, they just have a somewhat deviated aesthetic and are extremely confident. Give an example. The same goes for trying on clothes. My mother would ask me if I looked good, and I would say not. My mom would go back and change them until we were both satisfied. My dad asked me if I looked good in my body, and I said I didn’t. He said you know nothing and went out.

16. As a member of the system, my seniors told me when I first joined the company that there are two types of female colleagues that I should not offend. One is the pretty ones who have a powerful godfather behind them; It's ugly, but there is a very powerful biological father behind it.

17. I have been unkind since I was a child. I like to roll around and throw my arms and legs around. The first time I went to my husband's house and slept in the same bed with his mother, I was woken up by a push. Her mother hugged my legs tightly and said to me with a look of resentment: Girl, if you want to sleep with Xiaolong, just do it. Tell me directly, don't blame me for kicking and beating me. . .

18. Discuss with your classmates during the summer vacation when you are in school, which homework you will do, and which homework I will do, and then copy them in exchange! Act according to the plan.

As a result, my classmate took my summer homework to copy, and sent it back a week later to tell me about your summer homework, what did you do, it was all wrong, and I had to correct it for five days before I could copy it with confidence

19. My wife hit someone while turning right while driving. I hurriedly got out of the car to see what was going on. As soon as I reached the person, my wife stepped on the accelerator and pushed me in front of me. She then lay down on the elder brother who had just gotten up from the ground.

20. I know a fellow countryman who is still unmarried in her thirties. She hits and scolds her boyfriend at every turn. She scolds her boyfriend so much that he has no self-respect. In the end, his boyfriend can’t stand the relationship. Another girl got married in a flash marriage, but she ended up calling them bitches and other things on her WeChat account every day. Every day when I looked at her WeChat account, there were dozens of posts where she was cursing people. Today I commented on her post: You should teach him a lesson like a son. , you should know that one day you will have a daughter-in-law. Then she deleted me and finally became clean.

21. After athletes from various countries arrived at the Rio Olympic Village, delegations from other countries took strict precautions against losing things. Only the North Korean delegation took strict precautions against losing athletes and staff.

Twenty-two. Today, my father dyed his hair at home. It is normal for middle-aged people to have gray hair. I asked his father, why do you still dye your hair when you are almost 50? What else do you want? Go pick up women. My dad said that every time I dye my hair black before going back to my hometown, your grandma will think I am young when she sees it, and she will not be old anymore.

Twenty-three. In the recent weather, lie in bed and braise; spread out a mat and grill on the teppanyaki; get out of bed and steam; go out and stir-fry; swim and boil; come back On the way, fry it; when you enter the house, cook it again. Today is the day and tomorrow will be the day. When you go out, be sure to turn the sides, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin and chili powder, and be sure not to burn it. We are running pork belly, we bring salt for ourselves!

24. While eating, the power went out. I quickly took two bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary one? Can you shine?

25. I do business by myself and don’t let my girlfriend work because I can afford it. I originally wanted her to help with accounting and some prices. It’s a very simple thing. Now I don’t care at all. I play games day and night. Sometimes it’s really tiring. I’m not demanding at all. I like two people to start a business together

26. Before I can apologize, ,The elder brother spoke first,:Brother, is your wife the one driving the car? Don’t say anything, just change it quickly

28. I was in a low mood the past few days. I told my medical friend that I wanted to commit suicide. Use your hand to indicate cutting your wrist. My friend who studied medicine said that it was wrong for me to cut like this. Only skin injuries are not fatal. When it comes to excitement, he drew an entry point for me with a pen

29. I have a heavy workload recently, and I often feel hungry and don’t want to eat snacks, so I often go to a fruit stall near the market to buy fruit. To eat, there are many people in the dormitory, so I buy about ten kilograms every time. This afternoon, I went to buy half a box of oranges. When I was checking out, the girl selling fruit whispered to me: I have a boyfriend.

Thirty. I downloaded a small screensaver on my phone and turned on the screen. Sometimes there will be a little fly running around on the screen. At first my son (3 years old) thought it was novel and fun, so he kept poking at it with his fingers while holding my phone. But what I never expected was that he would hit the phone screen with a small hammer, and happily said to me: Dad, look! I finally killed the fly! My whole heart was broken.

31. My husband has birthmarks dotted like pockmarks on his buttocks. One day I was chatting with my best friend and said that there was a discussion on the Internet that if you died of an injury in your previous life, the injured area would become a birthmark in this life. My bestie blurted out that your husband was impaled to death by sitting on a cactus in his last life. Haha, my bestie is so funny! Wait! How do you know what birthmark my husband has on his butt?!

Thirty-two, Xiao Ming had an argument with her deskmate, and almost got into a fight. Xiao Ming threw all her stuff at her deskmate in anger. The teacher shouted, "What do you want to do?" Xiao Ming shouted, "It's none of your business to attend your class! Teacher." . .

Thirty-three. The girl ate too much chili pepper at the company at noon. She had a terrible stomachache in the afternoon. Because she was wearing stilettos, she couldn’t squat in the toilet for a long time. When she was tired, she took off her high heels and put her feet under her feet. Stepping on the paper, after a long time, I heard the female colleagues in the company whispering: Have you seen it? There are two people in one of our women's toilets who don't know what they are doing in there, and they can also hear heavy breathing. . . .

Thirty-four. I went to the park to walk the dog with my girlfriend. There was a girl with big breasts opposite me. I couldn’t help but steal a few glances at my girlfriend, slapped Erha hard on the head, and cursed: Do you think you are mean or not? I fed you plenty of fish and meat, but your eyes still light up when you see a piece of shit!

35. I remember when I was a child, there was a rainy day. My mother was sitting at the door of the living room collecting the shoe soles! I asked my mother why the mille-feuille soles were made so thick? Mom: Because when I hit you with the soles, I was afraid that they would hurt your hands if they were too thin, so if I made them thicker, they wouldn't hurt! I. . .

Thirty-six. When he returned to his hometown after many years as a North drifter, his mother slowly came out of the kitchen, holding a pot of tea in her hand, and told him with concern that he was tired from walking. Drink it quickly. This is Niangpao. of tea. He blushed, raised his orchid fingers and took the tea cup.

Thirty-seven. Yesterday, my brother and his wife had an argument. When the argument got heated, my sister-in-law gave him a symbolic slap (a quick touch). Maybe it was because I was there, and my friend felt that he couldn’t live with it, so he got furious and yelled: You fucking try to call me again! Bang! It suddenly quieted down!

38. I had nothing to do in the morning and I was at the door of the finance room. I overheard two women chatting on the Internet. One of the usually polite women made me laugh by saying something: My man is really difficult to take care of. He thinks my breasts are too big during the day and my breasts are too small at night. Are you inflatable? < /p>

Thirty-nine. My buddy, where is your car? Lend it to me. I'll take my girlfriend to do something. I'm in the underground parking lot. I'm running out of gas. Remember to give me more gas when you get back. Two hours later I returned the car keys to my buddy. Brother, did you add gas for me? I didn’t, and I didn’t even start it. Looking at my confused brother, I straightened my girlfriend's messy hair and strode away with her.

When I was 40, I went to the obstetrics and gynecology hospital with a few colleagues to visit Da Xue’s daughter-in-law. She had just given birth to a big fat boy two days ago. On the way back, they all exaggerated that Xue’s daughter-in-law was really good. He praised her for giving birth to a child. Did anyone know how many times she was slapped? Before she finished speaking, two married female colleagues gave me murderous looks. This is a suitable comment to post on Moments during the Cold War. Collection of Talks

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1. It’s not that no one is nice to me, so why should I have to go around trying to please myself.

2. Falling in love with someone who is impossible to be with is like having an oral ulcer in your mouth. You know it will hurt, but you still can't help but lick it. I rejected everyone's ambiguity, just to wait for you for an uncertain future: I bet with my life's happiness, how could you be willing to let me lose.

3. If the memory is in pieces, it is because it is filled with heartache.

4. Holding hands, listening to the rain among the flowers, the sound of romance falls to the ground: holding hands with old people, reading and drinking tea, happiness comes to each other: walking through the mist of spring, walking through autumn and winter, deep love The sweetness is as good as ever. I love you until I stop breathing!

5. Before love comes, life is carefree: the most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at the time, but looking back later, I realized how small it was.

6. I thought I was cruel, but I am not even one-tenth as cruel as you.

7. Those things we thought we would never forget are forgotten by us in the process of remembering them.

8. Usually I don’t believe a word about turning back time, but when I was doing my homework, I thought about turning back time the most.

9. I have learned a lot and let go of a lot.

10. The story can be repeated, but time is gone.

11. Why does your crush think you are playing a prank when you have the courage to say I like you?

12. You said you would never hear my name again, why did you turn your head?

13. I, I want to put all the mountains of love words into the spring water of March. Then, I will go over the mountains and ridges to tell you.

14. I miss our little time together.

15. You must live a happy life so that I don’t quit in embarrassment!

16. I sent my heart to the wrong address, please return it to me now!

17. The show is over. Who is my character? What did I say? Will anyone remember it?

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18. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don’t want to quarrel, have a cold war, or regret for a second with you. Dear, be well.

19. The road of life is not easy, you have to bow your head when you should, and you need to give in when you should give in. Only by being able to withstand grievance can one become a great person; only by being able to withstand trials can one win dignity. If you don't give in even an inch, you will lose ground; a battle of will will only lower your worth. Self-esteem is not given by others, but by yourself.

20. The most annoying feeling is not being a stranger, but the attitude of becoming a stranger.

21. When I say to you: Just play. In fact, how much I hope you can reply to me: You are important, I will accompany you.

22. I just want a warm embrace, even for a short second.

23. Thank you for making my heart beat once, but now I only feel heartache.

24. I won’t get used to being without him, because I have never been used to having him.

25. Some things are not that I don’t care, but what can I do if I care?

26. I like egg tarts but bought muffins, I like heavy snow but moved to the south , I like loneliness but I met you. The most wonderful thing in life should be the coincidence of circumstances.

27. As long as you fully believe in yourself, no difficulty can last long enough.

28. When you leave, I will give you a bouquet of flowers. The flowers are my smile, and the green leaves are my evergreen yearning.

29. Don’t let too much yesterday occupy your today.

30. The sweethearts, the tacit understanding, and love at first sight are all just excuses to add icing on the cake.

31. The world does not care about your self-esteem, it only cares about your achievements and then emphasizes your feelings.

32. Everyone’s heart is like a sea, shining with bottomless blue.

33. I have two me. One is indifferent, the other is passionate, I will treat you the same way you treat me.

34. People’s luck, like their menstrual cycle, comes in waves. Part 3 of what is suitable for posting on Moments during the Cold War

35. I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you have never belonged to me.

36. I have no chance of winning in a cold war with him. In the past, I took the initiative to admit my mistakes. Can I stick to it this time? Strangers give me courage.

37. Some people say that if you want something very much, just let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever.

38. Always give too much patience and care to outsiders, and too much impatience and temper to family members.

39. In the past, the numerous scenes are no match for the broken string of time.

40. The feeling of thinking about you is like the entanglement of the wind, disrupting my day and night. It cannot blow away your face, nor can it blow away the love and hate of you.

41. Only when right and wrong happen do you regret and blame yourself for arbitrarily commenting.

42. Who has ever experienced the feeling that the ignored person among three people will be squeezed out even if he walks in the middle.

43. I won’t cry when we meet again, I will only prove to you that I can live a good life without you.

44. If the director lets Big Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.

45. Who said that people must be happy? It seems that happiness is up to people’s choice.

46. You don’t know that you are the protagonist in my diary, before dating, during love, during the cold war, after reconciliation, and breakup, until now.

47. Those things that take a long time to figure out will eventually be overturned by a loss of emotion.

48. The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don’t have to worry about the judgment of the outside world, you don’t have to fall into the eyes of others, and you don’t have to distort yourself to please the world.

49. I would rather laugh heartlessly than cry heartbreakingly.

50. Your lies are always so beautiful. In the end, I was heartbroken. Was it my innocence or your ignorance.

51. Things in this world cannot be said to be permanent. Some things are always worth trying.

52. Give me the courage. After 520, can I confess to him? Forty humorous quotes about getting stuck in traffic just after leaving home

Humorous quotes about getting stuck in traffic just after leaving home Story 1

1. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed.

2. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

3. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway was heavily congested, and the car owner got off the car to play tennis!

4. The wide and wide road suddenly became impassable.

5. Yoyo Chek, let’s watch National Day Traffic Jam tomorrow.

6. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

7. No longer complain about traffic jams, that is the country and the people; no longer complain about the crowds, that is prosperity.

It’s been 8.1 hours and I haven’t left Jiuting yet. There is a traffic jam and I can’t even get on the subway! A busy and tiring morning began.

9. People’s emotions can really easily affect others. For example, I was supposed to go to work an hour ago, but I was still halfway there because of the traffic jam. I thought it was OK, but the girl next to me was making angry comments to people through crazy voice messages. , I just think she is very annoying

10. It is not easy to go home, but you should cherish it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

11. When I went home during the Chinese New Year, I felt that the biggest change was that there were more and more cars. The small market in our village was full of traffic jams, and the little sheep were the best.

12. The fifth time I came to Jinan, it was still very miserable. There were always traffic jams on the highway, last night’s cheating concert, and now the high-speed train is delayed. I feel like there is no trouble at all.

13. Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day, and my mood suddenly becomes less beautiful.

14. Being stuck in traffic is not the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic and your car GPS says.

15. We usually complain about the smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

16. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together. ?

17. After get off work at 3:30, I felt the atmosphere of the hour-long National Day traffic jam in the Shaxi Super Parking Lot.

18. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say I will be happy at the next stop, but I am indeed stuck in traffic at the next stop.

19. Others show off their special skills in traffic jams on the highway during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday. , we entertained ourselves by reading their Weibo in the office.

20. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together. Part 2 of a humorous story about being stuck in traffic just after leaving home

21. It’s so difficult to go home, and being stuck in traffic is so hard.

22. The most romantic thing I can think of during the New Year is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.

23. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

24. If you encounter a big traffic jam on the highway, it’s a bummer... and you waste more hours on the road.

25. When buying a car, you must buy a driver-assisted and audio system. of. Listening to music and watching the car drive by itself, traffic jams are no longer so annoying

26. Going out to play at this time is just a squeeze.

27. It’s so frustrating and annoying. There is really a traffic jam on this road whenever there is a traffic policeman!

28. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

29. Are you tired? There are long queues on the road!

30. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars, so that the road would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

31. In the new year, after you get off the night shift, I can wait in the cold wind at the intersection; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, Sometimes, the only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

32. A row of egrets rises into the blue sky, and I am squeezed in the middle.

33. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful journey, but good things always come with bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

34. Is it easy to be a student? Classes continue when a typhoon comes, classes continue when it rains heavily, and classes continue when there is a traffic jam and I get out of the car and walk to school! Is it easy for us!

35. I’m sorry, I’m going home soon. There’s a traffic jam on the expressway.

36. I’ve been stuck in traffic jam for more than an hour. It’s awesome. How expensive is it to take a taxi in Beijing? What are you still doing? Give me a traffic jam

37. Still holding the pipa half-covering my face, I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car.

38. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

39. This traffic jam is so good that I just got out of the car and had a meal.

40. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone.