Funny sentences about taking medicine humorous sentences about taking medicine

1, I will wrap my clothes when it's cold, slap myself a few times when it's hot, take medicine when I'm sick, laugh when I'm happy, and do it myself. How important do you think you are?

2. On the first day of taking Chinese medicine, I actually feel fine.

3, four silly: love can not be hung up, no illness and no disaster to take medicine, the contract is invalid, looking at the phone giggle.

Mao Mao, take care of yourself after you leave, don't drink so much, take medicine when you have a cold, and don't talk nonsense after you have a high fever.

5, I lost my mind in distress, thinking that venting is effective, taking medicine quickly when I am sick, and getting up early for work tomorrow. You can cry but choose to laugh, don't make him too proud!

6. Being sick is too painful. I have a headache and my whole body aches. I'm tired of taking injections and taking medicine every day.

7. Life has taken a detour like a patient taking medicine, knowing that it is bitter and accepting it. From ignorance to maturity, it is inevitable to be hurt by some detours.

8. Hehe, I said I had a stomachache, and you flatly said to take medicine. My girlfriend caught a cold, so you waited at my house without saying anything. My best friend in the back held his hand and said sorry to me?

9. Every time you take an exam, you have to have a fever, take medicine and have an intravenous drip. It really worked this time. It hurts to stay up all night.

10, go and take your medicine. You escaped from the mental hospital, or you will be arrested if you don't take medicine.

1 1, when it's time to take medicine, it will sound and flash.

12, I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning, and I feel cute!

13, depressed when you are in a bad mood. Taking medicine will increase your weight, and you won't get acne because of menstrual endocrine disorder, so you will be more depressed and go back and forth.

14, hot and dry in light summer. One minute it's sunny, and the next it's heavy rain. I accidentally caught a cold. In order not to take medicine for yourself, it is very important to take an umbrella when you go out. I'm not afraid of the weather anymore. I am happy and healthy!

15, caught a cold, you know you took medicine and got sick, you know you went to the hospital, why didn't you go before!

16, told the injection to take medicine on time, even labeled the medicine bottle, soaked in alcohol cotton balls, and put the little patient to sleep. Everything must be put back carefully.

17, drink medicine, take medicine, really, medicine jar. I really can't take medicine, so I feel bad.

18, I'm still a little scared today. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections and infusions, and even more afraid of surgery. I don't like all the feelings of being a patient.

19, I seem to have caught a cold and pharyngitis, which is so uncomfortable! Dry throat, nausea and pain. It's really hard. I don't want to take medicine

20, headache, toss and turn, not asleep, and do not want to take medicine. I really want to be patted by my mother and have a good sleep.

2 1. Children nowadays are really smart. Say you don't have a runny nose if you don't want to take medicine. After eating a packet of candy, they told her that they couldn't eat any more. After a while, they told me that the candy would melt if I didn't eat it.

22. Sometimes I feel really sad and don't want to take medicine. I feel very sad and wronged. No one understands me and understands me.

23. Take medicine consciously when you are sick. I haven't used it to take medicine since I was a child. Not afraid of injections and infusions is really a highlight of me.

24, cold infusion injections to take medicine, this is the price of winter.

25. This medicine is bitter. I really hate taking medicine.

26. After sleeping for four or five hours, I woke up and couldn't sleep. I feel a little depressed recently, so I have to find a way to adjust it. I really don't want to take any more medicine. After all, my mind was really confused during the days when I took the medicine.

27. Children who are hardly sick get sick on the third day of kindergarten, taking medicine and atomizing, which is pitiful.

28. I don't want to take medicine. The newly bought cough syrup is too bitter. Why is it called syrup?

29. My body is hurt. This makes me very sad. I'll be good next time. Get well soon. It hurts too much. I can't take it anymore. I don't want to go to the hospital, take pictures, take medicine or feel pain.

30. I have nightmares since I was a child, and I don't want to take medicine or take exams.

3 1, do you recover quickly because you can have a good system without taking medicine? You gave up therapy.

32. Don't eat today, take medicine tomorrow.

33. Why did you stop the treatment? Why give up taking medicine?

34. I wonder if this season is too changeable. People around me are constantly catching colds, getting sick and taking medicine. In the end, I can't escape.

35. Take medicine when you are sick, so you are not afraid of talking nonsense and flashing your tongue.

You look very excited today. Did you forget to take your medicine?

37. When I was sick, I didn't dare to take medicine. I'd rather have an injection than take medicine. I would rather take a handful of medicine than an injection when I grow up, for fear of pain.

38. I didn't want to take medicine for my sore throat, so I licked a popsicle and thought it would be more comfortable to apply ice. As a result, my stomach began to cramp and my throat did not ease.

39. Depression has recurred and I don't want to take medicine. The root cause has not been solved, and the drug is just self-deception. I am a loser. What should I do?

40. It's been a month. When will my cough get better? This is the best hope at present. I really don't want to take medicine.

4 1, has been in a sleepy state after taking medicine. I woke up at 6: 30, feeling weak, playing with my mobile phone and sleeping intermittently until now.

42. Take sleeping pills when you can't sleep. If you are bored, watch Ten Deaths. When you break down, stroke your arm. Take medicine desperately when you are sick. If you want to die, smoke and drink. Nothing can't be overcome.

43. If I catch a cold, will anyone sympathize with me? Will someone tell me to take medicine?

44. What goes around comes around is in your heart. How can I help you get rid of it? If you are sick, can I take medicine for you? People, only themselves can save themselves.

45, every time I take medicine, I have no taste. I really want to eat spicy strips now

46. When I was sick and didn't want to take medicine, my boyfriend took out his wallet and coaxed me to eat. I took a medicine and added 100 yuan as a bride price. I opened a capsule and counted it.

47. Why do you do things so strangely? This is really a genetic variation. Why can't you speak directly from the anus without going through the brain? You mean you don't even turn on the light when you take medicine? No wonder you take the wrong medicine every day.

48. The first sneeze means someone scolds you, and the second sneeze means someone misses you; Sneeze for the third time, son! You really have a cold. Go home and take medicine!

49. I caught a cold today and was very annoyed. When I have to take injections and medicine, I feel very uneasy. I am not in tune for talk. I want to be a cold person.

50. Take medicine when you are sick, and it will be effective temporarily; Exercise is a long-term way.

5 1. People who spoil me and force me to take medicine and go to bed early today belong to others.

When I catch a cold, I hope you can pour me a cup of hot water, then watch me take medicine and spoil me to sleep.

53. I am sick. I don't take medicine. I can endure it day by day. Maybe tomorrow will be fine. How many children's shoes think so? Raise a paw,

54. Happiness in life is like a cube of sugar that lures children to take medicine, more like an electric rabbit that lures dogs to race in a dog farm.

55. I'm in a bad state recently. Always forget to take medicine, overeat, do not do homework, and ache all over. I don't know what to do.

56. Sometimes even if you are sick, there is no one around. Even if you take medicine with water, you should do it yourself. Although I don't like such days, I am destined to travel alone, alone in the world.

57. Missing is an incurable disease. If you don't take medicine, your condition will get worse. Once you take medicine, you will have dependence, but after taking medicine, you can't cure it. Do you know how important you are to me?

58. I knew I would come to school after eating, and I couldn't take medicine if I didn't eat. It's so uncomfortable.

59. Where is the woman who is sick and doesn't take medicine, injections or go to the hospital?

60. Many times, we all think that people who buy medicine for you love you the most. In fact, the person who forces you to take medicine is the one who loves you the most. If you can't be with the person you love the most, it doesn't matter who you are with.

6 1, he is hot and cold, which will make me wear more clothes and get sick. He would tell me to take medicine well, but I forgot that he was not the only one who warmed me! Who knows the pain!

62. Sleep when you are tired, endure when you feel uncomfortable, turn on the air conditioner when you are hot, wear clothes when you are cold, and take medicine when you are sick, as if I can be strong, well, it seems!

63. The most painful thing about getting sick is taking medicine. . . . . . .

64. You know, handsome boy, when you study hard, you are fascinated. Take the medicine quickly!

65. The pharmacist prepared the medicine and gave it to Lao Wang: two tablets a day for the big one and one tablet a day for the small one. When Lao Wang came home, he asked his eldest son and his second son to distribute medicine, saying to himself, I have never seen it before. Adults see a doctor and children take medicine.

66. This damn man can live without taking medicine; Damn it, if you give him eight pounds of medicine, he will die.

67. I hate hospitals, I hate getting sick, I hate infusion, I hate taking medicine, but all the doctors I meet are good.

68. I am too arrogant. I don't want to take any more medicine!

69. Life is hard when you are sad. Why? What makes me try so hard to diet and lose weight? I didn't even eat a grain of rice.

70, staying at home every day can also catch a cold and drink Chinese medicine. I am so bitter. My dad, do you want some sugar? My mother won't allow it.

7 1. Usually, diarrhea is just diarrhea. When eating Chinese medicine, it feels like detoxification, and people's psychology is also very interesting.

72. I fell into the dilemma of nausea and dizziness after taking medicine. I sat for an hour and didn't have the strength to do the next thing.

73. I realized that I was a bit wild. I was too arrogant to go home this time. I started taking medicine to treat my stomach first.

74. Memory becomes poor. What you put will be forgotten the next second. You will forget whether you take medicine or not. I forgot to take medicine again today. I don't want to face myself like this.

75. Get up to take medicine and get otitis media for no reason.

76. I will take medicine every day, drink water on time, eat well and live hard. As long as there is someone I want to see, I am not alone.

77. When eating becomes a task, drinking soup becomes drinking Chinese medicine. How painful!

78. The baby has been ill for more than half a month and is afraid of taking medicine. I was so scared that I cried for an injection and didn't take any medicine.

79. Yesterday, the wisdom tooth began to hurt again, not particularly, but faintly. I don't want to take medicine or pull it out. It's three quarters out.

80. After taking so many medicines, my throat is still like choking phlegm. For a while, my throat itched and my cough followed. When will it be ready? I'm afraid of taking medicine!

8 1. From the first day of the Lunar New Year to now, I dare not touch sweets and biscuits at all. I'm afraid there will be a case of red wine after taking the medicine, because I dare not drink it in my throat.

82. It's really getting weaker. Accidentally caught in the rain, then caught a cold, had a headache, didn't want to take medicine, didn't get rich, and didn't have happiness.

83. What's the matter? I'm afraid of taking medicine! Now the tongue coating is yellow and the saliva is bitter.

84. I didn't take Chinese medicine yesterday. My heart began to beat faster as soon as I got up today, and my heart palpitations felt so uncomfortable. The medicine can't stop, can't stop.

85. If I don't want to take medicine, I will become a numb person, and it is difficult for me to give up the self-control of drug addiction, but I am afraid that my father will find out that I don't take it.

86, cold and hot, abdominal pain, every time the first day of menstruation will torture me to death! It seems that I can't sleep well tonight. I don't want to take medicine. I'll get through it myself. People without dysmenorrhea really can't understand the pain of dysmenorrhea.

87. Every time you have menstrual pain, you can take medicine and have an injection. Don't want to talk, always want to cry, especially vulnerable. What should I do?

88. I haven't taken any medicine these two days, and I feel very good.

89. The biggest problem in today's life is that I don't know if I really want to have my period, so I dare not take painkillers in advance.

90. Take painkillers for the first time. It turns out that painkillers are really so magical that people who are dying in one second will suddenly lose their feelings.

9 1, I had a nightmare at four o'clock and woke up. Then I started dysmenorrhea and took painkillers twice over and over again. Long live the painkiller.

92. I only got out of bed twice today: I took painkillers, went to the toilet and took medicine, fell asleep in a daze and woke up with pain.

93. Cold is so uncomfortable. I didn't want to take medicine at first, but my voice was hoarse when I talked to Xiaohei. I don't want him to hear my Drake voice.

94. I woke up in pain at night and cried to take painkillers. No one left. After the wisdom tooth is pulled out, the third day is more painful than the first day, and I doubt my life.

95. Today, I forgot to take painkillers before dressing change, and then I got a punch in the queue after dressing change.

96. The state of taking medicine for a cold is. I don't feel awake. I feel like I haven't had enough. Dizzy, and dizzy not completely.

97. I hope I can live a painless life in the future and don't want to take painkillers for half a month.

98. Cover two quilts and take the initiative to take painkillers. It hurts so much that I can't stand. It is the first time that dysmenorrhea hurts so much. It's really painful

99. I still hesitate to take painkillers before going to bed because I can't eat well on an empty stomach. I think I'll get up tomorrow and eat after breakfast. Now I am awakened by pain. I really feel guilty.

100, start running at five o'clock every day from today. You should also use the dumbbells and abdominal wheels you bought. Exercise makes people feel better. I don't want to take medicine.