Funny short sentences in Yunnan dialect

1. Local dialect words of Yunnan dialect

Local dialect words of Yunnan dialect: Ke Na Dian, Jian Gang, Ban Zha, Gese, Lao Peacock, Zheng Na Ni, etc.

1. Which point to overcome - go there.

2. Sharp and rigid - extreme, mainly derogatory.

3. Banzha - Praise a person or event for doing a very good job.

4. Gun-looking with hostile eyes.

5. Each is—isn’t it? express doubt.

6. Old Peacock - Gossip, describing this person's behavior is not the right time.

7. What kind of treatment - what to do? Sometimes there is something to eat.

8. Groove - Contains the emotion of disgust and disgust, and means dirty or unethical.

9. Crooked goods - fake, shoddy goods, sometimes also describe a person who is unreliable.

10. Praise is called banzha, exclamation is called buriansan, is it right? Yes, what is it called? funny is called taixian, funny is called taique, showing off is called shaking grass, and bad behavior is called Cao Nai, lying is called Huo Ren, sophistry is called stubbornness, dislike is called vulgarity, dissatisfaction is called gun shooting, disobedience is called sun drum, spinning top is called conch, smoking is called smoking, windows are called window breeze, and hateful people are called To remove the poison, it is probably called Dapuqi. The front part is called the stall. 2. Here are some funny short sentences

1. When I give birth to a son in the future, I want his name to be "so handsome". Then when people see me, they will say "what a handsome dad".

2. If you step back from work, the sky will be brighter. If you step back from love, the sky will be empty. 3. The highest state of work is to watch others work and receive other people’s wages.

4. Money is not an issue. , the problem is that I have no money! 5. I won’t accept anyone when I’m drunk, so I’ll just hold on to the wall! 6. I’m like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out. 7. Big brother! , did you know? Second Brother’s meat is now more expensive than Master’s. 8. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales... 9. If the water is clear, there will be no fish. , if a person is humble, he is invincible. 10. Youth is like toilet paper, there is a lot of it, but when you use it, it is not enough. 11. Friends around me, please become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well. 12 .A female classmate was too dark, and her boyfriend was too fair. One day in the dormitory, the venomous diva suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras." 13. I have always regarded handsome boys and money as two things. Dung, and they have always looked at me like this. 14. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you. 15. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am no longer a human being. 16. God said, let there be light, and I said I objected. , since then there has been darkness in the world. 17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished my words. 18. To be a human being, you must be a person who hovers between A and B. Man 19. My big name is God, my nickname is Jesus, and my English name is God.

20. If a tree wants no bark, it will surely die; if a man is shameless, he will be invincible in the world. 21. Farmer Three. The punch hurts a little 22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, everyone loved me, but now I am loved by bitches. 23. I am not afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs. 24. Follow your own path, Let others take a taxi (take other people's way, let others have no way out) 25. Rats carry knives and look for cats in the streets. 26. As long as you work hard, you can also poop seriously. 27. Who is the fastest among Chinese people (not Liu Xiang)? ).

Because it is said that Cao Cao Cao Cao 28. As far as your thoughts go, get away from me 29. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the "descendant of the dragon." .

30. Lovers eventually get married. 31. Spring is here, and a group of wild geese are flying north, sometimes forming a B-shape, and sometimes a T-shape... 32. Lie down wherever you fall 33. Tigers don’t show off their power You think I am HELLO KITTY! 34. Don’t think too hard~ 35. The highest level of self-service: support the wall to enter and support the wall to exit.

36. Lost. 37. I have no money, no power, and if I don’t treat you well, can you follow me? 38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

39. Go to Google, Baidu and SOSO. 40. Women must be kind to themselves.

Once you are exhausted, another woman will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby! 41. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face... 42. Grandfathers are descendants of grandchildren... 43. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! What a hell of a weather! 44. Big birds can be found in any forest! 45. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs. 46. ??Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind... 47. Do whatever you want! 48. Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time for people to see it.

49. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if something happens. 50. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes. 3. What are the local dialect words of Yunnan dialect?

The local dialect words of Yunnan dialect: Ke Na Dian, Jian Gang, Ban Zha, Ge Shi, Lao Peacock, Zheng Na Na, etc.

1. Which point to overcome - go there. 2. Sharp and rigid - extreme, mainly derogatory.

3. Banzha - Praise a person or event for doing a very good job. 4. Gun-looking with hostile eyes.

5. Each is—isn’t it? express doubt. 6. Old Peacock - Gossip, describing this person's behavior is not the right time.

7. What kind of treatment - what to do? Sometimes there is something to eat. 8. Groove - Contains the emotion of disgust and disgust, and means dirty or unethical.

9. Crooked goods - fake, shoddy goods, sometimes also describe a person who is unreliable. 10. Praise is called banzha, exclamation is called buriansan, is it right? What is it called? Fun is called Taixian, funny is called Taique, showing off is called Caocao, bad behavior is called Caonai, and lying is called Huo. People, sophistry is called Gang, hate is called vulgarity, dissatisfaction is called guns, people who do not listen are called sun drums, tops are called conches, smoking is called smoke, windows are called window breeze, hatefulness is called pulling out poison, and it is probably called Dapu. The front part of the gas is called the stall head. 4. The most classic and funny short sentences and quotations

1. If you push me again, if you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you! 2. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bike! 3. If you like it, I will buy it for you.

(After realizing the other person’s anger) Oh no, it’s “Brother, I’ll buy it for you!” 4. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are? 5. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even used a beauty trick yet! 6. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot! 7. Mirrors always reflect light! 8. Is there a P for being handsome? Maybe he will be eaten by pawns! 9. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can’t go wrong! 10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.

11. Don’t worry that something will happen if your girlfriend follows me—as soon as she lays an egg, we will step on it immediately and never let the principal or parents know! 12. Don’t thank me. How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you? 13. Don’t tell me to come here—I’m Afanti! 14. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you! 15. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian! 16. If you can't reach it, try stepping on it with your left foot and your right foot. 17. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but they should have died long ago! 18. You said. do you like me? actually.

I started. Actually me too.

Let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot. 19. Do you drink water, water, or water? Take your pick! 20. The green hills are still there, just a little red. 21. Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn't say. 22. Can you say you're stealing something about a scholar? 23. I hate it, don't ask a single man such a question! 24. Master once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital! 25. Don’t think that just because I’m handsome, you think I’m out of reach. In fact, I’m open to all kinds of things. 26. The weather is good today, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you are really too successful. Got it! 28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough. 29. The feet of three cobblers smelled as bad as Zhuge Liang's. 30. In this golden autumn when the maple leaves are red.

31. One will cut off thyroid hormone, and the other will not. 32. If you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows! 33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe! 34.A: Where to eat? I have no money. B: Let’s go to the restaurant. I’ll pay for the water pipe. 35. Did you see that anything that should have been left behind has not been left behind? 36. I have a green dragon on my left and a tattoo on my waist. I have a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my waist. 38. A: It’s hard to swallow this bad breath without revenge. B: How can I let you die? 40. She is so fat that I can’t even twist her arm with my thigh. 41. There is a road in the book mountain, so start with it, and learn from the endless sea of ??eight treasures to make porridge. 42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those gangs For the grandchildren. 43. I can do my homework well! 44.A: Have you done your homework? B: Sit down! Well, it's still warm under the buttocks.

You want it? Here you go. 45. Who is in charge today? He didn’t even wipe the blackboard! 46.How much do these shoes cost per pound? 47. I was really blinded at first. 48. Is this blind man a blind man? 49: What can I do to kill you, my love?

50: The cashier said: I have no change. I’ll give you two plastic bags! 51: My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome. 52: What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters! 53: Others pretend to be good, but I have to pretend to be experienced.

54: I am a fat person, not a rough person. 55: If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach level 4! 56: If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to work; if it does, I’ll continue to sleep! 57: Running snail.

58: Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work. 59: Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

60: I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life. 61: The accountant said: "You can come and collect your salary later. I don't have any change."

62: Can you tell I put on powder? 63: Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum. 64: My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.

65: Please make a portion of Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onions, a little salt, and an extra egg, take it away. 66: Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

67: Both home and rotten, the future is uncertain. 68: Make a cup of Sanlu for the party to drink.

69: The most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments. 70: It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century! 71: There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

72: Others have a background, but I have a back view. 73: The ideal of meat, the destiny of cabbage.

74: White horse... where did you die! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me? 75: When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw away the placenta and raise it? 76: Don’t mistake dried shrimps for seafood.

77: I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is because of my weight. 78: Is your father’s cousin? 79: Picking up girls is like hanging out with her on QQ. If you coax her for 2 hours a day, you will soon be able to have sex with her.

80: There are too many liars and not enough fools. 81: I am the princess who cuts thorns and kills dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

82: I smile to the sky with my sword across my face, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed. 83: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

84: The road is long and long, so let’s fight it. 85: My life has side A and side B, your life has side S and side B.

86: Don’t be afraid of Tou’er bringing tools, but be afraid of Tou’er’s understanding of technology! 87: Failure is not terrible, the key is success. 88: Today’s college students are so unqualified! I came here to copy a piece of wool, but I actually used shearing! 89: Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

90: It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover. 5. Yunnan Wenshan dialect

1. Commonly used expressions and word formation (note the red letters are homophonic dialects, and the black letters are explanations) Mao Bike goes to tongmoitang (lang) to deceive and be the master of the Kuaiji family. I am alone. I'm so annoyed, angry, fierce and clever. I'll leave it to (ji). I told you to buy some fruit today. Buy some fruit. Old man. Old man. Half-moribund old man. Middle-aged man. Small. Child. Descriptive. Describes things that don't work well. Just sit in a special seat. I blamed Bi De for not recognizing the household utensils and things. I picked them up little by little and pulled them all together slowly, okay? I was surprised every three times. Is this the case? Xu Wa is a child who is very hard-working and puts on a show of humiliation. What he says and do is not satisfactory. Don’t be verbose (entangled). He is vulgar and dirty. His words are disgusting. His words and deeds are bad. Poor child. His shoes are not beautiful. Be honest, do small tricks, be smart, be aggressive, be stingy, be a fairy, be half weird, talk and do things regardless of the occasion, be stupid, stupid, talk nonsense, step on you, punish your back, be unlucky, beetle, dragonfly, soil melon, sweet potato, spices, potatoes, half a plate Talkative, careless, careless, reckless, and foolish. People who speak incoherently. People who poke their eyes. Cat wind suddenly becomes strange. Hong Kong. Hurry up. Wooden list. Interjection to express sympathy for the misfortune of others. Will-o'-the-wisp The gun (will-o'-the-wisp green) is very angry, and the anger rots the straw sandals (child). A woman with a bad style makes small cakes, rice, rice, rice, jade and wheat with a swollen neck. She stands on the threshold of someone's meal and only dares to say that she can do it at home for a while. A little (a lot of) haha, after a while, I will be slapped or beaten. The aunt-type man behaves like a woman and an old girl (son). The youngest girl (son) is bleeding and has bloody paste everywhere. His head and mouth are burnt. Open tiger's eyes and have a ferocious look. Half a mile and ten pans. Talking and doing things confusedly. Four big drags. An arrogant look. This tiredness means that people or things are incompetent and boring. Gurung Shen is introverted and doesn't like to talk. Five horses and six ways are overbearing and unreasonable. Five kings. Six monkeys are kings and dominators. Two are not carrying their clothes. Five are not dressed and behave in a standard way. They are not upright and fool around. They are unruly and sneaky. They are dishonest and make holes in things and are not meticulous in their work. , but it is unrealistic, irresponsible and crazy to refer to a person who is immoral, unruly, mischievous, exaggerating, or deliberately showing off in front of others, causing him to become lazy, lazy, and dead. The sheep is too exhausted to scratch his face. (Lai) I am very angry and look like I have lost my mind. 2. Use of Sentences You are trying to beat me up because I am at odds with you. Can you give me a break? Stop blaming me. It's my fault, okay? This is my special number. You can look at it individually. If there is a mark, you can pass it.

This is my seat. You can see for yourself. If there is a mark, please move away. Is it true that Qian Jingchun is a fool? If you pay alone to build a website, you are simply making money.

Qian Jingchun, you are so stupid. Spending your own money to build a website is a waste of money. (Many people said, hehe) Are you a fool? Why are you so stupid? You are in danger, my lord can't control it, Ji said, I'm afraid of you being in harm's way.

You are really smart, I won’t go, people have said it is very scary there. According to the individual, is it brewing in its entirety? This was created by the Ge Da party.

What’s wrong with that man? So many people are scolding him. As for me, you are trying to fool me, but I will not follow your lead.

What are you talking about? Don’t lie to me. I won’t be fooled. I'm a monkey, I know you, but you're so serious about it.

I’m not as good as you, I know, don’t be complacent. Application example 1 There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to put a deadline on this love, I hope it is.

Ten thousand years! In the past, I had an honest and true love that changed my life. I cherished it better and waited until it fell away. I just caught it and regretted it. I couldn’t bear it anymore. This is the saddest and most embarrassing thing in the world. Passed. If only God could give me another chance, I would have to be beaten by a girl to say three words: I love you.

Do you insist on saying a deadline? I think so.

Ten thousand years.

Application example 2 It doesn’t matter Original lyrics It doesn’t matter who will fall in love with whom It doesn’t matter who makes whom haggard If my regrets are broken, they will be broken. I want to be perfect and let myself go. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Forgive all the wrongs in this world. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Why should I let myself suffer reincarnation? It doesn't matter. Qiubei people's version will look at which one. Which one should I give to the dead sheep? The happiness of overcoming is just a little bit. The beauty and happiness will only come after it is over. Don’t say it. It is definitely Ai according to the share. If you don’t say it, I will regret it. If it falls, it will rot. If you want to be perfect and let go of one person, then you can fly high to the mountain. How can you compare? How can you forgive all the differences in this world? How can I compare? How can I be so naive? I can give a single person the punishment of reincarnation. 6. What are the characteristics of Yunnan dialect?

1. “Have eaten the rice” - means have you eaten the rice? "Give" (this word is used only to indicate the pronunciation, some people also write it as "left mouth and right grid", I don't know what it means.

The following pronunciations in Yunnan are all the same, so I will not explain them one by one) in Yunnan dialect It means a lot. It is often placed at the beginning of a sentence to express rhetorical questions or questions. For example, playing cards? Meaning - to play cards or not.

2. Let’s go, it’s time to buy a child carving. ——Don't be scared, this sentence means "Let's go to the street to buy shoes."

Yunnan Street reads "should". 3. No need to worry about the canteen, the food is so unpalatable.

It costs 2 yuan to fight like this, you are so honest as hell (pronounced second tone)! This sentence is a bit difficult. Let me explain what "Na Fei" means. Ru means meat. Meat is pronounced "Ru" in Yunnan. The modal particle is often used at the end or in the middle of a sentence.

Honest and dishonest. It means very, very much.

Will-o'-the-wisp green is very commonly used. It's not difficult to understand. If you are too angry, you will be furious. Note, read "Lu"! 4. It's too "Cao Nai" for you to pay your boyfriend. You can't bear to pay ten yuan for a movie.

Note: "This" is pronounced as "branch", and the person who "pays" is also "this kind". "Cao Nai" means dirty. Kunming people especially like to say it. Remember it! Money, pronounced Qie (second tone).

Look, locals usually use "look" and "ho". The word "ho" is still used by many elderly people, but it is about to be lost. What a pity! 5. Yesterday (the first tone), the Brazilian team "grabbed" the ball with "Hey Fei" (read the second tone), it really stunk! "Hey fee" is basically the same as "which fee" | "pay fee", but it means a bit of contempt or contempt. Catching and kicking the ball are also, for example, walking and catching the ball! It means walking and playing football! 6. Have you given away your meal? "Ni Nie" is a respectful address to the other person, which is the same as "you".

My brother estimates that it may be the pronunciation of "you". As an aside, most of the Han people in Yunnan immigrated from the mainland during the Ming Dynasty.

Due to the inconvenience of transportation in the old days, Yunnan dialect may have retained many ancient Chinese pronunciations. There are still many distinctive sentences and vocabulary that cannot be expressed. In the examples just now, the brothers were mumbling words while turning over the dictionary with their hands. They were so tired that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. It was really unbearable.

Let’s talk about it today, and we’ll talk about it later when we have a chance! Finally, there are two Yunnan dialects with "Level 4 or 6" difficulty. If any non-Yunnan friends can understand their meaning, they can travel to Yunnan alone.