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If you are drunk, talk about the short sentence of drunkenness.

1, I want to drink, because it is not easy to think of you when I am drunk. But I'm afraid of getting drunk, because you are all in the language.

2. On this New Year's Eve, I was a little sour and sad to see all my good friends in the WeChat circle brushing the New Year's Eve. I really want someone to get drunk, to sink, and to be presumptuous.

3. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is an emotion of two people. Drinking tea is inner calm thinking, and drinking is unscrupulous.

Being drunk is also a kind of happiness. Much happier than these people who can't even drink white wine and those who are not drunk, aren't they? Please be meticulous and do your best. Are you so unhappy?

Don't cry in front of others, don't contact everyone when you are drunk, and don't make all decisions in the middle of the night.

6. This is the price of getting drunk and getting rich.

7. Why do people in pain like to drink? Get drunk and solve a thousand worries? When you're drunk, it doesn't hurt? No! Drunk and fell asleep.

8. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I looked back, I found that all the key decisions were made while drinking.

9. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

10, I was drunk that day, and my left leg stepped on my right leg. Is it the wrong way, or can't I lift my right foot? In fact, I am already drunk, drunk in that dream that I don't know how to slowly.

1 1. Lying is the same as drinking. If you are used to getting drunk, you can want to get drunk. If you firmly believe in the sweetness of lies, you will never want to catch the truth again, and you will never be deceived by the truth again.

12, women who drink alcohol will express their feelings with alcohol, and they can let go.

13, someone asked you why you don't like smoking very much but like drinking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking will continue to hurt others.

14, wine is like a woman. Just like wine, there are gains and losses on the road of life. Successful women can have a cup of tea, and daily life will never let men. Depressed woman, tears streaming down her face, lifted the goblet and got drunk alone.

15, I like drinking very much, and I like getting drunk. It's not that I'm depressed, it's that I can still dream about you after I get drunk, because I estimate you.

16, everyone says that drinking should be six points drunk, eating should be seven points full, and lovers should be eight points affectionate, but I have been drunk, eating and loving.

17, no truancy, no arrogance, karaoke, shopping, vacation, traveling, drinking, staying up late, classmates falling in love, cheating, girl, where is your youth?

18, never make fun of a drunk crying person! You never know what he went through!

19, I hate drinking, but I like people who can buy me a drink.