A sharp brain turn, a super hilarious joke.

A sharp brain turn, a super hilarious joke.

Apple, durian, orange and watermelon went out for an outing, and finally came home to find one missing. What is this? Let's guess! I collected and sorted out the super hilarious jokes with big brain holes. I hope you like them. For more jokes, please pay attention to cold jokes, hilarious jokes, humorous jokes and 100,000 cold jokes!

Dialogue between roommates.

Can you wash your feet?

Why don't you wash it?

What did you wash? Not this month, but last month. Last month, your feet were not wet at all.

B: Then I can't do it this month? Didn't my feet get wet once this month?

Yes, your feet were wet once this month, but not like this. Did you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and pee on your feet?

One evening in class, the teacher was talking about the importance of electricity and gave several examples to the students. The teacher said: electricity is very important. For example, there will be some disadvantages if there is no electricity now. For example, we can't have classes now. ?

At this time, the following students shouted: this is the advantage! ?

3. Several tramps are bragging together.

A: It's the first time I took a bus, and I drove very fast. The telephone poles on the roadside looked like fences.

B: That's nothing. I once took a train, which was an express train. The milestone flashed by, and I felt as if I had passed through a graveyard.

Party A, Party B and Party C are playing poker. Party A played five hearts, and it was Party B's turn to play cards. Party C will call 2 first and shout: Me 2! ?

B was just about to play cards when he saw C beat him, threw the 21 in his hand and shouted:? What's your hurry? Go away, I'm 2 years old! ? @ Liu Xiahui

Several drunkards get together and talk about what wine is.

Boss: Wine is my wife. I can't live without her all my life.

Second child: It's my ancestor. I will worship him when I see him.

Third: It's gasoline. I am a car. I can't drive this car without wine.

Old four touched his swollen face: alas, wine is Wuzhishan! Every time I come home drunk, my wife will give me a Wuzhishan.

6. Husband: My ass hurts these days and I have hemorrhoids!

Wife: You haven't stopped being seriously ill since I met you! I think this is your life!

Husband is angry: don't look down on me! I think my life is very meaningful! Very complete!

Wife disdains: What do you say!

Husband: I am a young man with hemorrhoids, so my life is very meaningful! Life without hemorrhoids is not a complete life!

7. There are many discounts on buying a car at the auto show, such as buying a car with a foot pad, a seat cover and a car film. ...

Husband and wife are looking at the car in front of a booth.

Husband: Do you want to buy this car to deliver the film?

Salesperson: Send!

The wife glanced at the beautiful and enchanting model beside the car and said to her husband, don't you dare! Go home and see what I can do to you.

8. My wife is dressed beautifully today.

An old man selling strawberries stared at it for a long time.

The wife proudly said, the strawberry seller has been watching me! Am I attractive today?

Husband disagrees: Really? The old man looks at you as if you didn't pay for what you bought yesterday!

9. Woman A: Lily's husband died in a car accident yesterday!

Woman B: Really? This is a big blow to lily!

Woman A: Yes!

Woman B: Did she cry badly?

Woman A: Lily didn't cry at the scene of the car accident!

Woman B: I really can't see how powerful she is inside.

Woman A: Not really. Lily told me that she couldn't cry! When you cry, there are many wrinkles on your face, which makes you look old! @Yongforever

10, female: If you post unhealthy content again, I will drag you into the blacklist!

Man: You take it off, you take it off!

Woman: Drag! @ Liu Ming is good.

1 1, I have a strong taste and like salty food.

One day, my roommate asked me: What does the product mean?

I ignored him (he likes to ask strange questions) and casually said that it meant eating.

Roommate nodded while thinking, like this.

A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to chat with me, and my roommate was lying in bed reading.

When I was talking with my girlfriend about taste, she asked me: What is your taste?

As soon as my girlfriend finished speaking, my roommate put down the book and sat up to answer. He always emphasized taste.

I suddenly turned blue.

12, I'm not fat, but my legs are thicker. Last weekend, I dragged my husband shopping. I am tired of shopping. My husband said, let's have a rest. My legs are getting thinner and thinner. ?

I took the opportunity to ask my husband: Do you think my legs will get thinner after walking so much on weekends? Just like a car, it needs gasoline to run. How much fat I have to consume after walking so many miles. ?

I looked at my legs and seemed to have lost a lot of weight.

My husband gave me a look and said thoughtfully, you belong to a car with low fuel consumption. ?

Many years ago, a rich man in Africa carefully built a new private bathroom? At that time, the only bathroom in Africa had hot and cold water pipes. The first person who was invited to enjoy this bathroom was an English lady who came to Africa for sightseeing.

The lady went into the bathroom, turned on the hot water pipe, then turned on the cold water pipe, adjusted the water temperature and jumped into the bathtub. Suddenly, she saw a small hole in the back wall with an eye looking at herself. She dressed at once and went behind the wall. An old man stood there with two buckets beside him? Both the hot bucket and the cold bucket are looking at the small hole with their eyes.

The lady walked up to the old man and scolded, Why are you watching me take a bath? The old man turned around and explained politely: I'm sorry, madam. My master asked me to pour cold water and hot water into these two pipes. If I don't look at you with my eyes, how do I know if you want to twist the tap?

14, retired cadre Lao Wang caught a cold and went to the township hospital for treatment. The doctor gave him a heater.

The wife asked in surprise. Why did you buy this thing?

Lao Wang said:? The doctor said that I had a cold, so I should keep warm, so I turned on the heating. Don't worry, I've seen the invoice, haven't I? Western medicine? You can report it. ?

After hearing this, his wife repeatedly said:? Township hospitals are really good, and the climate is getting hot. We need an electric fan! Next time you say you have a high fever. ?

15, idiom cold joke

Apple, durian, orange and watermelon went out for an outing, and finally came home to find one missing. What is this?

Durian, because? Durian forget to return?

When 20 12 arrived, the animals got on the bus and fled. Elephants, lions, dinosaurs and other animals scrambled to get on the bus. The dinosaur wanted to get on the bus first because of its huge size, but the conductor said, "Even so, you still have to get on the bus second." So who is the first one?

Fight. Because "scrambling"

The doctor invented a Zuma game for some children to try. Who hasn't received Xiaohong, Huang Xiao, Xiaoqing and Xiaolan?

Xiaoqing, because "there is no Zuma"

Sweet, sour, spicy and salty, who hasn't heard of teeth?

Sweet, because "sweetness is ignorance"

Some animals are destined to engage in certain occupations. What animal is destined to be a teacher?

Spiders, because "spiders must teach (teachers)"

16 April 1 day, I bought a bunch of roses by land and courted a female classmate who had been unable to attack for a long time. You are dreaming! Today is April Fool's Day. Who listens to you? ?

The land said:? I choose to have sex today, because I want to learn the spirit of Gong Yu moving mountains. ?

17, son and father watch TV together and broadcast it on TV? Anti-vice? In the picture, the women who slipped are very exposed.

The son asked his father:? Dad, why do they like to expose themselves so much?

Dad said: They are good at hand-to-hand combat. ?

18, mahjong version of "too soft"

You are always addicted. You're addicted.

Often four people play cards until dawn.

You walk around it day and night.

I know you don't care about home at all.

You are always addicted. You're addicted.

Think about all the ways you play.

It's always easy to play, but it's too difficult to quit gambling.

Don't be reluctant if you have no money.

You still don't want to sleep at night

Silly thinking, thirteen orphans didn't burn to death?

Are you tired of being so obsessed?

Knowing that you won't be back all night

Think about it and enjoy it!

It's a pity that no one will accompany you until dawn.

Lack of time is distressing.

You don't just want to be a gambler.

Oh, forget it.

Forget it! To release (a cannon) when the time is right.

It's no use losing money.

Give it to him foolishly, and the money won't come back.

You should always think about the future for yourself.

19, spring is coming, the weather in the south is humid, the air is depressed, and I feel very uncomfortable. A group of fruits meet to see a doctor.

They lined up to register, and finally it was their turn.

Doctor: No.88.

The fruits are yelling at each other, aren't they? Pineapple! ?

Pineapple came in, the doctor looked at it, touched it and said, the weather is so dry, there is no good place, skin disease, drink more water! Great!

When the melon came in, the doctor touched it, smelled it and shook it again. He only heard the melon muttering in his stomach that in this weather, you should pay attention to your diet, indigestion and diarrhea! Great!

Banana came in, the doctor said, taking off his skirt. Alas, typical spinal curvature! Great!

Pomegranate came in slowly, and the doctor put a thermometer to take his temperature. As a result, everything is normal.

The doctor said: strange, then take off your clothes?

The pomegranate was half picked, and the doctor suddenly said, no need! Obviously, you didn't even know you were pregnant. Are you a mother?

20. Which do you think is more important, money or parents?

Parents, of course.

A: Why?

I can always get it from my parents.

2 1, Mr. Zhang Jiekou, a well-known stock market expert, had a wonderful answer at a farewell meeting.

The scattered people asked:? Zhang shut up, expert. When should the stock market withdraw?

Zhang shut up and answer:? For example, it is easier to understand. Have you ever seen a cloudy sky?

The scattered people nodded their heads.

Zhang shut up and said, that's to remind you to run away quickly! ?

Another scattered person asked:? Mr. Zhang, shut up. Excuse me, when will you enter?

Zhang shut up and answer:? Have you ever been to the cinema?

The scattered people nodded.

Zhang shut up and said, Have you ever been in the movie before it started?

The scattered man shook his head.

Zhang shut up and smiled with satisfaction to show his answer.

Another scattered person asked:? Mr. Zhang, shut up. The PetroChina I bought has not been untied yet. I don't think I can catch up in my life. What do you suggest?

Zhang shut up and asked? Do you have a son?

The scattered people nodded their heads.

Zhang shut up and said, then give it to your son. I'm sure he will accomplish your glorious mission. ?

Another scattered person said:? But I don't have a son.

Zhang shut up and asked? Do you have a daughter?

The scattered people nodded their heads.

Zhang shut up and said, then leave it to your daughter! ?

The scattered people disagreed and said, isn't that property left to outsiders?

Zhang shut up and said angrily, at first glance, he is a trapped person and doesn't understand. You won't let your daughter take your last name after giving birth! ?

The scattered people replied:? Then the man can't agree! ?

Zhang shut up, gave him a contemptuous look and said, The stock market is losing money so much that a man is lucky to marry a wife. Who dares not listen to his wife?

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