What do you think is the funniest joke?

1 1 half past ten, I was angry, drunk, drunk, probably drunk. I was drunk alone. I don't remember what I did that night. I vaguely felt as if I had talked to a prostitute. I don't want to get close to prostitutes, because I don't need women urgently physically. They always live in the same way. I just think she is really beautiful, really beautiful. ...

There is a barbecue shop called Kexin on the street opposite the Workers' Cultural Palace. I know my boss very well and have been in contact with kebabs for three or four years. His shop stays up late every day, because the ladies in the "New World" will come out for a snack when they are hungry. The unnecessary quarrel with my girlfriend made me feel particularly hot this summer, and my heart was particularly annoyed. Walk home from qq and slowly walk into this barbecue shop. When I entered the room, I saw her at first sight. She is beautiful. When she looks down, she can vaguely see her round chest and deep cleavage. Her long white dress is knee-high and her mouth is open to the thigh root, but she really can't see the color of her underwear, which is very attractive. I think I'm not the only one. She can make every man with normal physiology have bad ideas. She is a prostitute. In the eyes of others, she is a tool to sell her youth, beauty and figure. In my opinion, she is much better than her lover. If you like, 1, 2, 3, pay the bill and leave. They won't ask for fame like you, and they won't come to your house as long as they don't owe you money. They are exchanging their only natural capital for the cornerstone of their dreams. Whether I heard it on TV or experienced it personally, I think everyone has heard a saying. Prostitutes often say, "I am still young, I want to earn more money, and I will quit when I am 30. I want to leave here and find a man to marry in a place where no one knows." They are not willing to be "chickens".

I don't know why I tried to get close to her. Maybe it's because she is really beautiful. I called my boss and whispered to him, "I have their bill." They asked who paid the bill, and you said that everyone had left. " Angkor (the boss) looked at me and said, "Brother, it's not worth it!" "I smiled and said to him," Angkor, it's your turn. Just tell her so. " The boss said nothing more. When the two women left, Angkor looked at me and said to them, "Your account has been settled. "They didn't ask anything. I'm a little disappointed. Alas ... it cost 9.50 yuan, but when she stood up to leave, she smiled at me and said, "Thank you!" " "I froze and blushed. I don't know what to say. She turned out of the door, and I couldn't help chasing her out. She turned to protect herself and asked, "What do you want?" I said coldly, "How did you know it was me?" "Because you have been staring at me, I have seen a lot of your eyes. Do you want me? Three hundred dollars a night. " Why did she talk to me like that? I couldn't say anything, so I took out 300 yuan and said to her, "You are mine tonight. I'll give you 300 yuan and give me 9.50 yuan. I bought the food you ate. " She smiled, smiling sweetly.

"Find a place, hurry up, time is running out. There are still five hours before dawn. If you can come five times, you will be transferred. Just 60 yuan every time. You come down to me for 40 minutes, which is 100 yuan. "

"Let's go first, shall we?"

"* *, aren't you impatient? Don't you want to come again? "

"You got the money. You are mine tonight. You have no choice."

"Well, we also have professional ethics, took the money, and I will accompany you when you play sm tonight! But I won't do it in the street! "

"I want you tonight just to let you chat with me."

"mental derangement! If you want to chat, you can go to the internet cafe, and it only costs ten yuan all night. As long as you want to chat, why come to me? "

"Why are you so bad? Come with me! "

We slowly came to the square in front of the station and sat on the edge of the flower bed. I didn't say a word or look at her, just lit a cigarette.

"Is there anything else? Give me one. Didn't you say you wanted to talk to me? Why don't you talk? Are you going to kill me after walking so far? Your 300 yuan is much harder to earn than my previous money. It's two o'clock. Why does time pass faster? "

"Where are you from? How old is it? What's your name? "

"Haicheng, 20 years old, call me Xiao Ting."

"What's your last name?"

"Without father or mother, I don't know my last name?"

I don't want to ask, and I don't need to ask, because she is lying to me. She must have known that I would ask, "Why are you doing this?" Then he told me coldly: "I want to eat, I want to live, I want a better life, I have no parents, I only rely on myself, but I have no money, I can only be a prostitute!" " "

I was quiet and said, "I'm tired. Let's find a place to sleep. "

"Ha ha ... figured it out? Do you think 300 yuan is worth it just for chatting? Alas ..... Why do you think it will take more than an hour? "

"Can't you go?"

"This is near the blue sky building. Go there! "

"I don't have an ID card."

"Elder brother, haven't you picked wild flowers? It's none of your business, as long as you pay for the house! "

We came to a room on the fourth floor. I forgot the house number. Alcohol stimulates the endings of every nerve. I feel a little dizzy. All I remember is that she helped me into the room. She said to me, "I'm going to take a bath, don't worry, wait for me for a while …" I listened to the sound of water flowing from her to the ground. I removed two sheets, made two sets of quilts and wrapped myself tightly in a bed by the door. After a while, I heard her open the door. I said to her, "It's getting late. That bed is yours. Go to sleep!" " She stood at the door of the bathroom and froze. After a while, she pressed on me and tried to pull off my quilt. I said to her coldly, "You went to the wrong bed. Your bed is over there. It's getting late and I'm tired. Go to sleep! " She stood up and lay on another bed. I don't know when I fell asleep When I opened my eyes again, it was already dawn. She left without waking me up. She put 379 yuan and 50 cents and a note on the bed.

I don't know your name yet, but I feel strange about you. I like watching you sleep. It's dawn I don't belong in your life. I'm leaving. I dare not wake you. We have no physical contact. I'll pay you back, 300 yuan. I should pay half the room fee for sleeping in separate beds, and I don't want to owe anyone 9.5 yuan's kebabs. You are not a good person, but you are very popular with girls. It will haunt you and may make you marry me, but now I know that I am not qualified to expect these things. You said you wanted me to chat with you, but you didn't say anything. I know you're unhappy. Is it because of the girls? Girls need coaxing. If a girl can spoil you, don't you feel happy? It's really an honor to meet you. I am not qualified to say "I love you" to you, but I want to say "May you be happy!"