A funny joke.

There are too many interesting jokes, and I searched a lot on the Internet. I'll just show you a few simple ones. The most popular jokes and jokes

Telling jokes can make you more popular. The following carefully arranged the most popular paragraphs, hoping to help you!

The most popular joke encyclopedia

1, woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly saw a little red light in the distance. Alas, I forgot to turn off the power again. When pressed by hand, it will burn, and there will be no burnt mosquito-repellent incense. . .

I gave my ex-girlfriend a catty of black fungus when she got married. Who would have thought that she gave me a catty of Flammulina velutipes when I got married?

I always feel stomachache in recent days, so I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked me, "Do you usually smoke?" I said, "Smoke." The doctor said, "Give me one quickly, I'm addicted to smoking."

I went shopping with my husband yesterday and saw a pair of nice glasses. I said to my husband, "I want to buy a pair of glasses to cover my ugliness." As a result, these idiots came up with a sentence: "Buy a helmet to hide your ugliness."

5. The husband and wife are separated. Every time I miss my wife, I can only smoke silently. A year later, I successfully quit smoking.

6. Wife: My husband takes money, and I want to go shopping with Xiaoli. Me: How about 20? Wife: OK. I took out my wallet, took out 20, and silently handed it to my wife. ...

7. A young painter visited Menser and complained to him, "Why does it take me only one day to draw a picture, but it takes a whole year to sell it!" Seeing the young painter eager for quick success and instant benefit, Menser said to him seriously, "Try it backwards." The young painter nodded and said, "Ah! It is possible to sell it for a whole year, but just draw a picture as soon as it disappears. "