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What are the sentences that stop water in the circle of friends?

The sentence of stopping water in the circle of friends is very painful, humorous and positive.

Painful vomit articles

1, but if you really want to start power and water cuts, it will still be finished.

As a result, the water stopped, so I went back to lie down.

I didn't take a shower for the first time this year, so I couldn't sleep.

The whole area is without water and electricity, and I don't know what happened. That's great.

5, lying still, there is no water and electricity here, and you are still afraid of the dark.

6, nothing, boring enough to start turning over memos, what a surprise!

7. But the swimming pool in the community is good. My neighbor's big golden hair swims in the swimming pool. I envy it.

8. How to get through the power outage and warm-up? The key is that there is no network.

9. Today, I woke Liu up and went to bed.

10, ... Well, the water is cut off at home again and I want to eat people.

Humorous articles

1 1. As a result, power and water were cut off, and 10,000 grass-mud horses were rushing in my heart.

12, I'm so hungry that I can't eat the noodles in the bowl. This moment reminds me of myself as a student.

13, can you live this life?

14, when can I wash my face? My eyes are too thick to open.

15, forced to go to bed at 8 o'clock last night, and I am still sleepy.

16, two or three hours of nap should be almost enough.

17, it's really inconvenient to stop water tonight. I was wrong, wasn't I?

18, Valday.

19, even if the barber shop is closed, I can't even wash my hair. It's hard at home.

20. I have to stay in the hotel today.

Positive articles

2 1, just washed the swan arm, but not yet.

22. What's for takeaway? Today, when I was studying in Daqin Empire, I ordered Shaanxi rice skin and Bingfeng soda.

23. Stop water at home! My mobile phone is dead, and I feel so miserable.

24. Sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister.

25. The mobile phone is running out of power, and suddenly the power and water are cut off.

26. I'm still waiting to take a shower ... I feel unable to go to work.

27. Can you not pay the property fee next time?

28. In order to go to the toilet, it is also empty to ride for more than ten minutes to the resort where senior students live.

29. Power is cut off on Friday, water is cut off on Monday, and meal cards cannot be filled out on Tuesday.

30. Now the water supply at home is cut off for a day and a night, which makes me fall in love with going to work.