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Riding a bike on campus.
Paul is always late for school.
It's eight ten in the morning. The students are having an English class in the classroom. Paul opened the door and came in.
"Paul, why are you late every morning?" His teacher asked. "When did you leave home?"
"I left home at a quarter to eight," Paul answered.
"Is your home far from our school?" His teacher asked.
"No, about ten minutes' journey. "
"Then why are you late?"
"Every day on my way to school, I see a sign. It says: School! Walk slowly! "
Translation:
Paul is often late for school.
At 8 am 10, the students were having an English class in the classroom when Paul pushed the door and came in.
"Paul, why are you late every morning?" The teacher asked, "When did you leave home?"
"I went out at a quarter past seven." Paul replied.
"Is your home far from school?" The teacher asked again.
"No, ten minutes' journey. "
"Then why are you late?"
"On my way to school every day, I always see a sign that says: School! Go slowly! "
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