Interesting New Year wishes for the Year of the Pig.

1. There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who are kept at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~

When I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

You are the best. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. And I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me that the price of pork has gone up, so you can sell it at a good price!

I want to express my thoughts when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

6. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

7. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, don't sell pigs if you lack money, don't get lost if you are happy, and feed pigs when you are at rest. I wish my pig happiness!

8. I live like this every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

9. The pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

10. On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball, which is round. Happy round egg, pig!

1 1. It's dawn, and happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; At night, when the sun goes down, you can enjoy yourself. The year of the pig is auspicious and prosperous!

12, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

13 There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

14, pigs are raised at home and wild boars are born in the mountains. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is.

15. Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the title of the song ... I can't guess, your face is covered with tears.

16, I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

17, you dragged a pig shopping, very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

18, the weather is changeable, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

19, I used to be just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu and called out your name. Since then, I have become a "pig man" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

20, piggy piggy is amazing, sleeping until ten o'clock every day, every five bowls have bottomed out, and no one dares to compare the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

2 1. The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, "And 1 pig?" The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading text messages!"

22. If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

23. The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

24. There were countless friends in the past, which is the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still in my pig shed, eating grass, beside the tree, your tail wagging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!

25. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pig is so hungry?"

26, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

27. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

28. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

29. A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

30. The new year opens up new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years and let laughter and tears. Love and sadness condense into a thick crystal amber in my heart. Happy Year of the Pig!

3 1, New Year's Day means a new year, a new beginning, and everything starts from scratch. A good beginning is half the battle. I wish you a successful person forever.

32. Year of the Rat, Year of the Ox, Year of the Tiger, Year of the Rabbit, Year of the Dragon, Lucky year of the snake, Year of the Horse, Year of the Sheep, Year of the Pig, Year of the Rooster and Year of the Dog. One zodiac sign is missing, and the Year of the Pig celebrates the New Year!

33. You know what, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

35. At the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me suddenly made me understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

37.are you as fat as a pig? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

38. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

39. A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

40. God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

4 1, Year of Rat, Year of Ox, Year of Tiger, Year of Rabbit, Year of the Year of the Loong, year of the snake, Year of Horse, Year of Sheep, Year of Pig, Year of Rooster and Year of Dog. One zodiac sign is missing, and the Year of the Pig celebrates the New Year!

42. You know what, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

43. At the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me suddenly made me understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

44. You drag a pig to go shopping. You look happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

45. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".