Funny jokes, 100 thousand cold jokes

Funny jokes 100,000 cold jokes: After listening to a song by Xu Zhian called "Why do you love others behind my back", I can't help feeling that Xu Zhian's girlfriend is really strong. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Funny jokes100000 cold jokes (1) 1. Things like drinking Meng Po Tang must be solved first, right?

2. A post-90s girl quarreled with her male classmates at the school gate. She pointed to the other person's nose and shouted:? Go find your 89-year-old lady! ?

3. I don't even take a calculus paper in college, so why don't I even take a fucking pen! ! !

4, there are two things that others can't take away, one is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So, be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!

5、? Recently, I have found my temperament and living conditions particularly small and fresh. ? Just you? You forgot that definite word. ?

From a philosophical point of view, everyone has two sides like tape. For example, you have a B side and a B side.

7, junior, if you want to learn well, you must teach by hand.

8. The milkman is better than the milkman.

9. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big. .

One hundred thousand funny jokes (2) 1. This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

2. The ideal man in a woman's mind is actually: Guan Yunchang has something to do and Ximen Qing has nothing to do.

3, weak water 3,000, only take a spoonful; Weak water is more than 3 thousand, but this ladle is really not easy to take. I wonder if it's too urgent or my ladle is too small.

4. Does everyone say she is? The truth? Because? Truth is naked? . You're not naked, so you are? Part. The truth? .

5. A girl pretended to be innocent and asked: Where did you say the baby was born? Another girl disdains: Come out from wherever you go in! ! ! ?

6, the old month! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

7, can't afford to buy a house, in fact, don't blame others for selling expensive, blame me! I also have a secret that I have never told. I have always dreamed of having a house since I started working. As long as I want to sell my house, it will go up in price. It's hard to learn, isn't it? Excuse me, have you started to shake the number? Don't blame me for missing it, because there is another secret, which is not qualified at all! You think I do, and I think I do, but reality tells me: wait for you!

8. Being in love is like posting, always expecting others to reply. Even if it is irrigation, it is also a persistent refresh, and I want to hear what others say. Many people don't necessarily reply to good posts, and no one may reply to fine products.

9, domestic products, that is, women are ok, others are not so good.

10, Andy Lau's dream of having a son came true, and netizens named the children: Liu Dezhu and Liu Laogen.

1 1. My dad, who just bought online frequently, sent me a short message saying, Honey, when will you come back? The delicious food at home is waiting for you to sign for it, dear ~ Dad looks forward to your praise, dear.

Funny jokes 100 thousand cold jokes (3) 1, chopsticks can't be lifted, but quilts can't get out.

I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

I will miss you very much after you leave. You haven't left yet! ! !

4. Hippo's wedding declaration:? The feet are big and the mountains are steady, the hands are big and dry, and the mouth is big and square?

5. Without you, the rabbit would ask: Who should I compete with?

6. Deception is risky, so be careful when you lie.

The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

8. Signature of 8.MM button:? Covered in big men, it's so hot. ?

9. recently, I was so poor that even the mice at home moved?

10, I'm actually an actor: my eyes are round when I see a beautiful mm.

1 1, woman, showing wisdom is sexier than showing thighs.

12, love has no specific medicine, and fools will have a high fever for it. .

13, a horse said: Our company launched a new product, Ass 3, referred to as MP3?

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