My socks are full of holes and my future is not a dream.

1, the doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

2. The past is the thing, but the past is the emotion.

Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

Women are made of water, so don't be too cold to her. Once it turns into ice at zero, it will only frostbite you in the end.

5. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

6. Who has such strong feelings for me ... for RMB?

7, you don't always look depressed with constipation!

8. Don't challenge my password with your Trojan horse.

9. What is crazier than love is lovelorn.

10, spend money on school and work. Alas, life is like this.

1 1, my mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

12, as if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the most ruthless revenge.

13, I know you know nothing like a farmer's uncle.

14, I have lived for 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches!

15, I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.

16, I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the fat people.

I thought about the words "17" and "special efforts", and I did the first four.

18, in the face of high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.

19, call 1 10 now, and you can also win a seven-day tour of the detention center, exquisite handcuffs, fashionable prison uniforms and free transfer by police car. Before 10 people shaved their heads.

It took 5 minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

2 1, cheating in the exam, Qi Xin's cooperation. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Who dares to report violence after class if it is protected by copying?

22. Anonymous; "What do you see in me? Can't I change it? " . A man; "I just like you and don't like me. Change it. "

23. Looking through novels every day, the toilet is like a hole.

24. The math exam was invigilated by three teachers. Risking his life, send him a note: will the third question be held? After a while, the note said: I will!

25. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

26. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

27. Did the child see the ash machine? Answer, there is a hair ash machine.

28. You are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

29. When I found my wife, I kissed her for the first time for three days and three nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years?

30. When China is developed. Ask foreigners to translate classical Chinese.