Copy of funny joke

1. Ugly children have to run hard, because they are fast and have double images, so others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

People's ideas will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

I 16 years old, I haven't had my period yet, and I'm too shy to ask my parents. A man secretly went to the hospital for examination the other day. The doctor said that boys won't have their period!

If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

Every time I want to eat precepts, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness is in the sky. God wants me to be fat, so I will give myself to fate!

6. Please remember one sentence: You must eat breakfast! Of course, it is not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!

7. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

It is not difficult to find a girlfriend these days, as long as you have food and shelter. Specifically: buy brand-name bags, eat delicious food and live in a big house.

9. In my lifetime, I hope others will humiliate me with these three sentences: "How did you become so thin?" "Don't you have some stinking money?" "It's good to have a good date?"

10. Men who always say that their wives are sluts are showing off: first, showing off their wives, second, showing off their money, and third, showing off their wives and money.

1 1. Do you know why the ugly duckling in the fairy tale turned into a white swan? In fact, it is not how hard he works, but that he is the child of the white swan.

12. I heard that skipping breakfast is a chronic suicide, staying up late is also a chronic suicide, and playing computer and mobile phone for too long is also a chronic suicide, which means that I don't do anything else for 365 days a year, which is suicide!

13. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented the AAB system, which is your AA. I'll go with a bad face.

14. There are always several grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

15. When I was a child, I was always disobedient, fond of playing and sabotaging. My father hit me, and I forgot how many slaps I slapped, but I never admitted my mistake. Later, my dad got tired of playing, so he patted the wall and let me play by myself.

16. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

17. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. What a beautiful and lovely face! Are you willing to live up to it and spoil it?

18. Buy a new mobile phone and unlock the screen with facial recognition. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

19. Do you like animals? Me: Of course. How much do you like it? Me: I don't know, every meal!

20. Before getting married, men always feel that there are few women who are suitable for them. After they got married, they suddenly realized that there are actually many women who are suitable for themselves, but their wives are not suitable.

2 1. I once liked a girl, and she said that she liked the boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. Two months later, I forgot all about that woman.

22. Social status: Life and death friends are all over the world, and no one in the same city invites dinner.

You are so beautiful, you should thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

24. A rich man was lying in a hospital bed, and said to his children waiting to inherit, "I think my situation has improved." One of his sons asked, "How do you know?" The rich man said, "I find your expression getting uglier every day."