Excuse me, which of you has a classic funny joke about love? Thanks for the collection.

1) Men like a woman easily, but they don't fall in love with a woman easily.

2) A man is definitely a bad king in the emotional field. As long as a woman is willing to flatter, he will promise anything.

3) Men generally like gentle-looking women and are more willing to spend their energy on their careers or other places instead of conquering everything.

4) Men don't pay much attention to women who are too kind to themselves.

5) men are afraid of women's stalking, but they like to deal with women who haven't caught up in the same way.

6) One of men's dreams is to have a confidante who can transcend the boundaries of friendship.

7) A man will choose love with a very rational attitude (which is beyond the understanding of sensible women): even if he loves a person emotionally, when he knows that she is not a good wife, he will give her up and find another one suitable for home life.

8) Men think that falling in love and getting married are two different things. Many times, the reason why he didn't get married was because he felt that the woman around him was not the good wife he imagined.

9) A man's requirements for his wife may be lower than those for his lover-in appearance, his personality is higher.

10) Not many men appreciate smart women. With them, men always feel insecure.

1 1) The types of unbearable women recognized by men include: moody, extravagant, outspoken regardless of time and place, and worst of all, humiliating a man and mocking him in front of others.

12) When there is a favorite woman present, men will have the following performances: talk more (even if they are usually silent); Look smarter; Generous than usual; Will pull the topic to proud achievements; Will deliberately show kindness that is rarely seen at ordinary times; Tell more self-righteous jokes to make everyone laugh (in fact, it is mainly aimed at her).

13) in love, women like to say goodbye, and nine times out of ten men will take it seriously and surrender quickly. However, after listening to this, they will be numb and re-evaluate the value of women in his heart.

14) a man is the embodiment of a big man and a small man at the same time: as a big man, he hopes that women will completely accommodate him and reassure him; As a nobody, he realized his weakness and hesitated. To put it bluntly, many of them are jealous and stingy ghosts, and they are as easy to be cheated as children.

15) men are willing to give up all freedom when pursuing women, and they feel the importance of freedom more and more.

16) There is a curiosity in a man's heart. After hunting, she must be tamed and become a pet that can be raised at home.

17) Men all have the arrogant mentality of being heroes, so it is easy to fall in love with women who complain to them.

18) Men want women around them to understand that it's really boring to carry the same woman everywhere (maybe women feel the same way, but they are embarrassed to say it), so it's a relief and relaxation to date other women moderately, and there is no other intention at all.

19) In a relationship, a woman needs a man to tell her that he is willing to make any sacrifice for her; A man needs a woman to tell him that he is capable.

20) Men's self-righteous affection is often downright unfortunate in women's eyes.

2 1) In a man's mind, the degree of intimacy is the degree of love with a woman.

22) Every once in a while, men will have a few days when their emotions and physical strength fall to the bottom. They don't want to meet anyone (including people they like), so they hide and flip through books, listen to music, watch DVDs or play video games to vent.

23) Men who have talked about love know that women can't help lying, such as "I will always love you", "I will always love you like this", "I will come as soon as you call me whenever you need me" and "I will never love another person as much as I love you again". These are all "lies" that must be told but never persisted.

24) When a man meets an old lover, most of them will flatter themselves, thinking that the person who has had feelings with him will always have a feeling in his heart, imagining that the woman who loved him will love him forever. Women only beautify men in front of men, but men unconsciously beautify their lost relationships. So men agree more than women: break up or be friends. Whether being dumped or not, most men are willing to keep in touch with their ex-girlfriends.

25) A woman cares about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, while a man cares about what kind of boyfriend a woman will find after leaving him. If they are still friends after breaking up, he will criticize her boyfriend from time to time.

26) When a man is in love, he rarely asks her about the past, and he doesn't care much about what kind of man she has been in love with, because men value a woman's appearance more-appearance is now.

27) men don't want to hear about their sweetheart's old love, because it's unbearable to think that the person they love has had an intimate relationship with other men before.

28) In the face of two people who love themselves, a woman will choose between wandering, and a man will not worry about it-he just wants to catch up with two people at the same time!

29) When a man falls in love with a woman, he doesn't necessarily have a strong affection for her. On the contrary, I am more impulsive to some women I just like but don't love.

30) A man is easily attracted to a woman, but he can tell whether that desire comes from sex or love, and he probably knows what he can get from her.

3 1) For men, the only loss is to shorten the hazy romantic days.

32) Many men have two super treasures that women absolutely don't want to touch: the dream car and his beloved hi-fi system.

33) Men are afraid of marriage-in fact, what they are really afraid of is not marriage, but the complicated process of the wedding and the picky requirements of women.

34) Many men's first love for women hides a simple but ulterior purpose: they want to have an intimate relationship with her at the first sight. Just to get them, I tried my best to accompany them to play the romantic game that women first liked.

35) When a man sees that a woman who likes him (even if he doesn't have much feelings for her) is more enthusiastic about other men, even if she hugs or kisses like a friend, he will feel uncomfortable in his heart, and he will be more jealous when he knows that she is being pursued, because in his bones, men don't want to lose to anyone.

36) Men think that one of the important performances to prove their Excellence is to have more women. The more successful a man is, he often needs the admiration and dedication of more women to show his uniqueness.

37) Men procrastinate on the issue of breaking up. In fact, they want to leave the question of whether to stay or not to women and reduce the guilt caused by their decisions.

38) Men say "the future" is 6 months to 1 year, while women can define it as 10 to 50 years. When a man falls in love with a woman, he will only fantasize about how to develop intimately with her in the short future; Women fantasize about falling in love, getting married, having children and even how to grow old together.

39) Men are basically petty and generous. On the surface, they are informal, but they are as well calculated as women.

40) Women are more likely to confess their worries, while men are just the opposite. When they are in trouble, when talking to individual friends, they don't completely open their mouths, and always keep the last face for themselves. Men's confidences are all packaged or deliberately chopped, and no one can know everything. This is also the reason why it is difficult for women to understand men-they don't want to be fully understood.

4 1) A man can fall in love with two women at the same time, but he probably can't tell which one he likes better.

42) A man looks at extramarital affairs more realistically than a woman, because he has more opportunities to get involved in extramarital affairs, and he knows in his heart that there is a romantic nature hidden in a man's nature.

43) If a man wants to change his mind, it has nothing to do with whether a woman pays attention to maintaining a beautiful appearance. That's just one of his excuses. When he is tired of a woman, no matter how beautiful she is, he feels that any woman except her is more attractive.

44) A mature man is quite weak against girls who admire him.

45) The older a man is, the more he chooses a spouse, regardless of other people's ideas.

46) For many men, true love means love minus sex. In other words, as long as men feel that they lack sexual attraction, they can always be simple friends with women.

47) At the moment when a man has an impulse to seek intimacy, his requirements for the opposite sex suddenly decrease, and he will feel that a lovely woman is cute and even sexy. But as soon as the impulse subsided, he immediately resumed his habitual aesthetics.

48) Men's love for women is always mixed with physiological impulses. Before making out, he felt that women were all right, and he didn't want to stay afterwards, but in order not to bear too much guilt, he could pretend to be gentle afterwards and continue to confide lingering love words.

49) It is easy for men to fall in love with coquettish women who seem to be within reach (precisely, this is the most unpopular woman of the same sex) because they feel that there are more opportunities for contact.

50) Silence is the most effective weapon for men to deal with women in quarrels.

5 1) If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.