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Who can help me draw up a story ~!
At that time, it was the first century A.D., and the custom of taking drugs in the Jin Dynasty was not popular (mainly it was not invented in fifty-three); The street hippie with unkempt hair is also a celebrity 200 years later, and there is nothing wrong with women; And like Zhao's wrinkled fairy dress, it is very bohemian, but women all over the street have worn it for decades; And she, at least, is an upper-class woman, and she is married. She can't still play punk or hip hop, can she?
Ban Zhao looked out the window of Dongguan Library, a little worried. What should I wear to the palace tomorrow?
Ban Zhao had a distinguished life. His grandfather was Ban Zhi, a magistrate in Guangping, his father was Ban Biao, a historian and writer, his eldest brother Ban Gu wrote Hanshu, and his second brother was Ban Chao, a soldier in Dingyuan, with good taste. She spent many years alone in historical materials and finally became a famous historian, writer, astronomer and mathematician. With the support of inheritance, dowry, royalties and national social science research fund, Ban Zhao finally lived a decent life. However, she still has a dull pain.
Early marriage was popular in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Although there are various advantages to getting married late, the most terrible thing is that you may never get married. A 28-year-old unmarried man like Meng Guang might have died long ago if he hadn't met the sonority mentioned in Qi Mei. Ban Zhao is not behind the times. She married her brother Cao Shou at the age of 14. Unfortunately, Cao Shou died young, and she was widowed at a young age. There is a worry: you are dignified, but you are afraid that others will say that you are in love; Dressed square, but afraid of neighborhood jokes. Therefore, when Ban Zhao, who was in her twenties, entered the palace to give lectures to the queen and concubines, she wore a lace sling to wipe her chest, a Victorian high-necked gown and an ancient Greek pleated veil, vacillating between conservatism and avant-garde. Scared those concubines who are still addicted to yuppies and can only draw eight eyebrows, they all began to imitate the little widow's dress. Next, the women walking in the whole street are wearing the clothes that Ban Zhao wore yesterday; At the gate of Xianyang City, there is a sign: How about today's coat and clothes? Refresh every day. Ban Zhao disappeared from the crowd again. Depression, extreme depression.
Finally, one day, Ban Zhao suddenly realized: If you want to stay ahead of the times, you have to play subversion. The previous generation of Yan Fei sisters put forward the "One Glass of Water Doctrine", and they also loved playing more P's, changing wives and les, which swept the whole country and were once "the leading figures in oriental fashion". She did the opposite and invented a series of clothes that were indifferent to sex. When walking, the dust does not move, and the ripples in the action place are not full. In order to cooperate with this fashion show, she wrote a book with theoretical guidance, called "Women's Commandments", which was tied with clothes. In this way, any woman who wants to buy her series of clothes, or a man who wants to give this suit to his girlfriend, must recite the contents of the Women's Commandment. Anyone who can't recite "three obedience and four virtues" can't recite "people who are born like wolves are still afraid of it; I gave birth to a girl like a mouse, and I was afraid of her tiger. If you can't recite "the husband has the intention of remarriage, and the woman has the intention of second choice", and you can't recite "leisure and chastity, leading a totally clean life, shameful behavior and quiet behavior", you can't buy it. Because each model is a limited edition, there was a time when "Women's Commandment" was pirated, and women were afraid that it would be out of print next time.
Ban Zhao hid behind the curtain and snickered. Every suit has a symbol of "chastity", and they always pretend not to care to expose this symbol, which shows that women who wear clothes are already familiar with the "female commandments". Just as every woman has a heart of Lu today, in Xianyang at that time and all over the country, every woman has a heart of "female commandments". Ban Zhao has achieved great commercial success and quickly replaced the Yan Fei sisters as fashion pioneers. Soon, Ban Zhao was called "Cao Dajia" by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, which was probably equivalent to being called "Mr. Yang" and "Mr. Song".
I didn't expect being single to be so successful. Ban Zhao was moved by himself. She died at the age of 7 1, and the "Women's Commandments Series" was replaced by a chief designer. As a result, the clothes didn't sell well, and they were replaced by popular styles with wide robes and big sleeves.
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