How did the Cold War speak humorously?

Cold war between lovers is very common, and such behavior is very hurtful. There is an old saying: quarreling at the end of the bed, quarreling between lovers, as long as the contradictions can be resolved in time, will help feelings. However, the cold war between lovers is different, so it is difficult to break the deadlock in which both sides remain silent, and naturally it is difficult to solve the contradictions between the two sides. Next, Bian Xiao tells you three ways to tell you how couples in the Cold War speak humorously in order to successfully break the deadlock of silence.

Use social software

First, use social software.

In the cold war between lovers, one of the reasons why the two sides remained silent was that both sides could not pull their faces down and took the initiative to find each other. Therefore, since you can't pull your face down, you might as well use social software to try to break the silence.

For example, send a circle of friends to hint, show weakness, and then fall in love. If the other person wants to relax, they will praise the comments, and then you can start communicating happily. When communicating, you can also try to enliven the atmosphere with expression packs. All kinds of cute expressions will go away, and she will definitely want to end the cold war with you.

Use weakness method

Second, the application of the weakness method

If couples have lived together, during the cold war, try to tighten all the bottle caps at home, which is difficult to open. Then when the other party can't open it, she will naturally come to you. Even if a girl doesn't take the initiative to speak, you can naturally take the bottle in her hand and help her open it. It's that simple.

If your girlfriend is a foodie, you can ask "Have a snack" when she is hungry, and then you can get together happily.

The first way is that everyone will go to the bathroom in a daze in the morning. All you have to do is hide the toilet paper ... She will definitely call you. By analogy, using the weakness of the other side to fight back is the most ingenious solution.

Speech selling cute method

Third, the method of selling cute words

Who says selling cute is a girl's privilege? I sometimes make my girlfriend angry and act cute. The following is a template for selling cute:

Honey, I'm sorry! I know I was wrong ... it was too much ... it wasn't your fault, but my wife was right to be angry with you. But don't be angry with her. She didn't mean to. I dare not do it next time. Write it down in your notebook, keep it in your heart, and never mess with her again!

Forgive me! Forgive me, my wife. I love you very much. I promise I won't do it again. Give me a chance to make amends. After you let me go east, I dare not go west. You let me drink water, and I dare not eat snacks! Honey, shall we make up?

I'm sorry, too. If you don't forgive me, I'll cry ... ouch ...

In fact, during the cold war, as long as one party can properly lower its posture, it can solve contradictions, and peace is like quarreling faster. Therefore, at the beginning of the cold war, we should be generous and humorous and give each other a step down. For example, send a WeChat saying that I heard that the recent movie is particularly good, and you really want to watch it. Do you want to watch it with her? I heard that there is a very delicious snack there. You really want to eat it and take her there. In short, good love should not torture each other excessively in the cold war, but learn to express and communicate love.

After all, it's not a shame to break the silence first in the cold war, not to mention the other person is the one you love.

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He has to ask you for help.

I think this is the simplest and best way:

If you two have a good relationship, but you can't save face, and he is different from Meng Yun in Ex-3, I can tell you how to end the cold war in one second!

Everyone goes to the bathroom in the morning, right? At this time, the easiest way is to hide the toilet paper ... Trust me, he will definitely call you.

By analogy, using each other's weaknesses to fight back can be skillfully resolved.

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You must ask him for help.

This is to give him a clever step. For example, you can ask him to do something for you through WeChat or SMS.

This can be something that happens to you at work or in life. If it's something that has something in common with you, so much the better.

For example, what electrical appliances in your home are broken, or the cats and dogs you keep together are sick, and so on. You can handle it flexibly according to the specific situation.

Remember: it has nothing to do with your quarrel, or it has nothing to do with your feelings at all. Pretend: I'm not talking to you, I'm forced.

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It's up to you to attack and take the initiative to make up.

In the early morning, put a coat on him before he went out, and then said in a coquetry tone, "Dear, I don't want to have a cold war."

How can he not be moved by your considerate actions and gentle coquetry? Or buy a gift he likes and play with a little humor.

The most direct way to keep silent after a quarrel is:

Buy a small gift (preferably something he usually needs), put it on his bedside or where he can easily see it, attach a note and write a few humorous sentences.

Look at you so hard, no matter how hard a man is, will he be hard? What's more, she is still her beloved, and there is no reason not to make up with you.

During the cold war, we must remember these three things.

1. Never run away from home.

Because this will only intensify contradictions and let everyone know.

In fact, it is good for you to solve the contradiction between two people, otherwise the situation will only get worse.

Never sleep in separate beds.

During the cold war, some people thought that since they had quarreled, they should not sleep together, so they slept separately.

In fact, this is already a "sexual punishment" and may become a bed for life.

Don't be modest when apologizing.

If it is your fault, after the cold war, if it is your fault, you should take the initiative to apologize. Smart women know how to tie men up with coquetry.

But if it's not your fault, don't bow your head easily and talk calmly when both sides feel at ease.

What are you most afraid of in a relationship? It is a cold war in which the man is silent and the woman is crying, which is time-consuming, labor-intensive and emotional.

After a long time, the hearts of two people are getting farther and farther away. Different from the explosive force of quarrel, the Cold War is a silent resistance, which is more depressing and chaotic.

So, don't let your cold war become a "habitual" cold war. When we get used to doing something, it will become a habit.

Once you get used to it, it's not easy to change. What is even more frightening is that at first you may only have 10 minutes of cold war, and then it becomes 100 minutes, 1000 minutes. ......

The cold war is getting longer and longer, and you are getting closer and closer to the edge of breaking up/divorce. After all, two people who don't talk for a long time are worse than sharing roommates.