Every sentence of the classic emotional story is directed at people's hearts! Do you dare to look?

Life is not easy, don't laugh at others. Every family has a difficult lesson, and everyone has a difficult song. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, there is also cold pain behind it; No matter how happy people are, they also have helpless difficulties in their hearts.

No one's life is easy. To laugh at others is to laugh at yourself, and to respect others is to respect yourself. Whose life is perfect, whose life is not thin and cool, who can guarantee that life has always been proud.

Gold is not enough, no one is perfect. Sincere and modest, be kind to others and warm yourself. People live for themselves. Don't expect everyone to understand you, and don't expect everything to go well.

Know how to comfort yourself when you are tired. No one is distressed, but also be strong; Nobody applauds and flies; No one appreciates it, but it should be fragrant.

Life, without a template, is just a heart lamp. When you are bored, have fun and don't lose happiness; When busy, secretly idle, don't lose your health; Stop when you are tired and don't lose happiness.

In ordinary life, I am busy at work and at home. I don't want much progress in my career, but I want a sweet and warm life; I don't want to live a rich life, I just want my family to be healthy and happy.

If the years are like water, you won't know the depth until you leave; Time is like a song, singing the heart sound of the prescription. Love is beautiful because it is cherished; Friendship lasts because of sincerity; Family ties are warm because of interdependence.

Between people, it is a kind of fate; Love and affection are a heart. If you love, please cherish; If you are sorry, please be sincere.

Love is the strongest, and it will fade after a long time; The deepest love, less response, will be cold; The heart is the hottest, and if you get used to indifference, it will cool down; People are the best. When they are tired, they will leave.

Feelings, thankless, only sincere separation; No trampling on people's hearts, only the warmth of companionship.

A love begins with a heartbeat and is also a silent joy; A love, stop at chilling, speechless. Love can watch but can't expect, love can tolerate but can't condone.

People! No matter how good it is, you must meet someone who knows the goods. Pay again, and you will meet someone who is grateful. No matter how sincere you are, you must catch up with people who have a heart. No matter how humble you are, you must face the people you cherish.

Remind those heartless people. Know how to be generous, know how to cherish, and treat you well because I care about you, not because I owe you. Don't wait until one day, people will leave you without looking back! Know the meaning of loss!

Whether it's affection, friendship or love, true feelings are hard to meet and bosom friends are hard to find. Cherish the present! Cherish what you have at the moment.

There are many people who invite you to dinner in the evening, but too few people can invite you to breakfast;

There are many people who invite you to drink, and too few people take care of you when you are drunk;

There are many people who greet you when you are sick, but too few people can buy you medicine and take you to see a doctor.

There are many people who like you and pursue you, and there are too few good people who can never leave you as always;

Many people ask questions, but too few can really help you in time;

Usually many people talk big, but too few people help you when you are in trouble;

Feel the friends who really deserve our satisfaction and cherish? .

People's hearts are hard to understand, and people know their faces but don't know their hearts; Meeting is too beautiful, falling in love is easier than getting along; Some people walk into their hearts like old friends; Some people, when walking, fade out of sight and have difficulty communicating with each other; Therefore, the encounter between people depends on fate, and the heart-to-heart knowledge depends on sincerity; If you have two or three friends in life, you will be lucky if you talk about everything and never leave.

Life can be described as happiness if there is a person holding hands, empathizing with others and knowing oneself well. Life is short, true love is hard to find, and confidant is hard to find. When you meet it, you should be more careful, indifferent, hard to find true love and hard to make love. You should cherish it and make a promise in this life.

After walking for a long time, there is still no hope, so change direction; One thing, after thinking for a long time, is still entangled in my heart, so choose to let go; Some people, together for a long time, feel insincere, so they choose to leave. A living method that persists for a long time and still doesn't feel happy, then choose to change. Let go of the past and let the heart return to zero.

Classic funny quotations, dare to see you dizzy.

Wifi password

When I was eating in the restaurant, I asked my boss for the wifi password. The boss said, "LYp82NLF."

I said, "It's hard to remember."

The boss smiled and said, "A bottle of' 82 Lafite is easy to remember! "

I read "A bottle of' 82 Lafite. "As soon as I entered the password, the waiter asked," Can I open it? "

I said, "I can open it." Only heard a bang, the waiter smiled and said, "Your 82-year-old Lafite, 32,000 yuan, has been opened for you, thank you!"

This story tells us: eat well when you eat, and don't keep nagging that broken mobile phone!

This joke is too weak.

A farmer likes telling jokes. One day, a group of people were chatting and he told jokes. When he finished, everyone said, "This joke is too weak." (meaning boring)

He went on to say, "I saw a dung picker at the gate of the city this morning, and accidentally slipped, and a load of dung spilled all over the floor." Everyone said, "This is weak, too."

The man smiled and asked, "When have you ever tasted it behind my back, and everyone knows it's weak?"

I'll go! You can be cheated by listening to a joke! The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside!

You will die if you don't innovate.

The boss of a company got drunk at night, met the traffic police to check the car, abandoned the car and ran away, but the traffic police didn't catch up.

The boss called his wife while running and told her to call the police immediately and say that the car at home had been stolen.

The next day, the boss took the banner to the traffic police team to get the car, held the hand of the traffic police comrade and said, Detective, solve the case quickly!

Traffic police: This is what we should do. The child who stole your car last night ran too fast. We thought it was drunk driving, but we didn't expect it to be stolen.

On the third day, the boss was drunk again and found that the car was being checked not far ahead. Thinking that he could not do the same thing again, he got off the bus, locked the door and sat on the side of the road to smoke.

The police arrived: Have you been drinking?

Boss: Yes!

Policeman: Drunk driving?

Boss: I didn't drive it. The driver did it.

The policeman couldn't see the driver for a moment: where is he?

The boss shook his head: this bastard ran away.

Seeing the policeman's surprise, the boss went on to say: When he saw you checking the car, he became angry and scolded: The policeman was not at home with his wife and children's parents in the middle of the night, but he also came out to make trouble.

As soon as I listened, I scolded him, but he refused. I slapped him when I was drunk. I didn't expect this bastard to throw away the car. You said it was irritating!

The policeman was very excited: this boy should fight, thank you for understanding! It's okay, man. You get in the car and I'll take you home.

The boss sat in the co-pilot, watching the traffic police silently realize: no innovation these days, only a dead end!

On the fourth day, the boss and other four people drank ... when they drove to the bridge, they were dumbfounded when they met drunk driving.

The boss told the whole car to get off, and everyone pushed the cart behind and pushed it to the police.

The policeman asked: What's the matter?

The four men replied, I can't drive because I'm drunk. I was close to home, so I pushed it home.

The policeman saw that the car behind him was blocked and asked, who drank the least?

The boss said, I only drank one bottle of beer.

The policeman said, a bottle of beer will do. Drive away quickly and don't get stuck in traffic!

Ideas determine the way out! That's brilliant. Ha ha ha!

Large-scale and small-scale projects

Yesterday, a friend I haven't seen for a long time came to see me and talked about the project.

He said: I have several large and small projects in my hand. I will introduce them to you and get two dollars. Do you want to take the big one or the small one?

I said, of course, it's big and useless.

He said: there are three big ones, one is to install elevators for the Himalayas, the other is to make guardrails for the Pacific Ocean, and the third is to install ceilings for the Atlantic Ocean. Which one do you choose?

I said, it's too fucking big to fix! Have a small one!

He said, well, one is to make masks for flies, the other is to make bras for mosquitoes, and the third is to make gloves for fleas. Which one do you choose?

Damn bear, I fainted! You can't do big things, and you can't do small things.

Classic love quotations point directly at people's hearts.

Betrayal can't hurt you. What can hurt you is that you care too much. Breaking up can't hurt you, but memories can hurt you. Endless relationships can't hurt you. What can hurt you is hope. You always think that feelings hurt you, but in fact, the person who hurts you is always yourself.

In other words, I love you a thousand times, or I can end up with a farewell. This is love. It is better to choose to be single, and a person can live well.

The reason why couples quarrel is often not shallow feelings, but deep feelings. When two people are deeply in love, a little contradiction can make people hurt badly. Because I attach too much importance to each other, I can't let go. In fact, I don't love it anymore, and it doesn't matter if I break up. But with feelings, let's forgive and tolerate each other. Love, no quarrel, but the bottom line is not to break up. Because love is glued together.

I broke up with you with a smile today, hoping to greet you with a smile in a few days; I went to the station to see you off today, and I hope I will pick you up here again one day. Life is like parting, there will be a time to get together. I believe that although life always meets and leaves in a hurry, in the short course of life, we still believe that we have eternity and that today's gathering is for the best memories of tomorrow.

I dare not devote myself wholeheartedly when I am in love, for fear of losing my lover and the whole world. But you should know that it is unfair to keep this idea for the other half, because no one in the world falls in love because of breaking up.

Aren't you tired of pretending like this? Dare we waste your letter?

1, I think I'm romantic. There's so much ambiguous information in your fucking space when you talk to me.

This is probably the nicest thing I've ever heard: Xiong Da is not well, and Logger Vick has come to Xiong Er again. Don't be afraid to have me.

3. The accountant said: I'll get my salary later. I have no change here.

I got a disease called "If I don't love EXO, I will die".

Being lovelorn is like perming your hair, and comfort is just warm nonsense.

6. Just because you are too young, all the joys and sorrows are so profound and earth-shattering at the first touch.

7. Do you think I will watch you die? Absolutely not. I close my eyes.

8. [Love is limited, OK? Ended in betrayal and infidelity]

9. In today's society, you are surrounded by friends when you are brilliant, and you have no dogs when you are down and out?

10, the most feared thing in friendship is intrigue.

1 1, the ultimate of the classic is the boutique! ! ! /Shuo Shuo/

12, [That year, I kowtowed to climb the mountain not to see you but to stick to your warmth]

13. It is foolish to lie without telling. It's easy to lie, but it's troublesome to live with this lie, and you've been its slave ever since.

14, forget it, the result is only sadness, not sweetness.

15, I greedily need warmth, thinking that I can melt the hard ice in my heart.

16, this is an era when friendship and love can't be distinguished.

17, people who study tirelessly will become talents.

18, there are always people who can easily get what you have worked hard for a long time.

19, nonsense, because of dependence. Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

20. If I can bind myself, I can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

2 1, listen to the teacher, do as the teacher says, and do your own thing.

I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you to come back, I'm waiting for you to love me, I'm waiting for the day when you come back, but that's just me waiting.

23, some love, destined to stop at the lips and teeth, covering the years.

24. There are more tears than the silence you give.

I have always loved you for three minutes, but I always remember you so clearly.

26, Fan Wei: send a batch, send another batch, fate; Teaching every year, thank you. Horizontal criticism: Happy holidays

27. I can't find a reason to leave or stay.

I don't want to care about you, but the people around you have given you enough tenderness, so you don't care about me.

29. Admit the shortcomings in real life and make up for them through your own efforts.

30. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

3 1, forgive my poor mouth and money.

32. After that, I have an umbrella. Even if I see you wet, I won't lend it to you.

33. Being gentle is giving others a chance to hurt you.

34. When you let go of my hand, I had given up my random choice.

On April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class. The more I think about it, the worse it gets Don't! We can't be fooled

36. If you don't cherish it, I won't insist.

Wherever we go, we should not lose ourselves.

38. Listening to that song and looking at the lyrics, tears came down. Do you know my discomfort now? Do you know my heart hurts?

39. Smiling at annoying people and things is disgusting that we must learn.