Joke telling conference

1, the water said, "Let me hold you day and night and never give up!"

The fish said, "Let me lie in your gentle arms and enjoy your care!" "

The pot said, "Ya is almost ripe, and you are still so poor!" " "

2. The ant is lying lazily in the soil, stretching out a leg, and a friend asks you why? Ant: Then the elephant came and tripped him.

A couple was caught by a savage in the mountains and said that they would let you go if they ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!

On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig, "You are stupid, I can fly."

5. An old farmer was hoeing in the field. A crow flew over and pulled a piece of shit on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "Cao your mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Cao! You shit and wear underpants! "

6, 20 years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus, everyone laughed at the ugly child, and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

7, just a gust of wind, just so eternal, just a dream, just so real, you bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help telling you, let me know the next time you fart!

8. When someone was riding a bike, they heard passers-by shouting: Go, Go, Go … I think, damn it, I can sing: Oh, Le, Le, Le … I plunged into the ditch and didn't fall. Passers-by scolded: Shit! Let me tell you something, Gou Gou, do you still ride horses? ! You deserve to fall to death.