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Top topics for flirting with your boyfriend
1. I don’t know what’s good about you. Anyway, I just want to peek at you taking a shower. 2. The most romantic thing I can want is to sleep with you. 3. What kind of world do I want to see? I would just like to see you. 4. You are my hero, and I am your little friend. 5. What flowers are good to grow? Let’s grow strawberries together. 6. Did you know? The circle of friends you have liked is called donuts. 7. I will follow you wherever you go, as long as you hold my hand. 8. My bed accidentally collapsed. Can I go to your house to sleep? 9. Do you know what I love most? You will know it now by reading the first word of this sentence. 10. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words of this sentence. 11. I am a really carefree person, and I like every one of you. 12. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eat candy and cake, and miss you 98 times. 13. I’m not a chatterbox, I just waited for you after holding it in for too long. 14. Others just want to sleep with you, but I am different. I can do it on the sofa, bathroom, or balcony. 15. It’s getting cold in the morning and evening recently. I need to hide in your arms. 16. Don’t let me see you, otherwise I will like you once I see you. 17. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, and thus, the Milky Way is born. 18. Your name only has three words. Although it doesn’t make up a sentence, it is enough to fill my heart. 19. I hope that one day I won’t have to say good night to my phone every day, and you will be by my side every day when I lower my head. 20. If only I could be invisible, then I would hide in your pillow. If not, I would hide in your pocket. 21. I know there are many people out there who like you, and you are not missing me. But there are very few people I like, except you. 22. Please, stay with me in this life. If it doesn’t work, I’ll wait. If it doesn’t work, I’ll think of a way. 23. If your ex-girlfriend and your current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend? 24. I have wanted to sleep with you for a long time. Can you fulfill my wish? If not, I It's time to replace someone. Chat Topics to Flirt with Your Boyfriend 2 1. After all, I only have one criterion for choosing a mate: you. 2. "I want to bite you" Bite "Well, try what you are made of, you are so cute" 3. "It's so annoying when there is no thunder" What's so annoying about this "I can't find a reason to crawl into your arms" 4. It's a bit hard to say, a bit pretentious, but I just want to spend the rest of this long life with you. 5. The blush is you, the heartbeat is you, all the love and likes are you. 6. "Can you be more careful when you walk in the future?" "You must hit my heart." 7. The spring breeze is not as good as us being together. 8. "Hey, bring your hand here" for what? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand" 9. How should I put it, when you smile at me, it feels like I am a mobile phone with only 1% battery left. At the moment when you were about to shut down the phone, you suddenly connected it to the charger. 10. Do you know who you look like? (Who?) My woman 11. Who are you? Why do I see you? My heart felt like I had eaten honey. 12. "I'm going to order takeout for lunch. What do you want to call it?" I don't know. "I know, you should call me boyfriend." 13. I want to put you in the morning sunshine and see you when I open my eyes. Put you in the moonlight late at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes. 14. I want to eat a bowl of noodles. What kind of noodles are in your heart? 15. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling, a feeling that only he can give. Not loving someone is because the feeling is gone. If you don’t love it anymore, you don’t love it anymore. It’s useless no matter how hard you try. 16. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you" 17. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From I love to love each other" ” 18. “You are rice krispies” Why? “Because I want to hold rice krispies” 19. Do you smell the burning smell? That is my heart burning for you. 20. Come over here. I want to talk to you one day. 21. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me. 22. Do you know what season I like? I don’t know what season I like with you. 23. Found object notice.
I accidentally left my sincerity to the person who is reading this message. Please this kind person contact me quickly. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy. 24. I don’t know since when, finding you at a glance among the crowd has become what I am best at. Wherever I miss you, wherever I look, you are there. 25. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee." 26. I used to be called Mr. Zong. Because you stole my heart, now I have two TVs left. 27. “Can you shut up?” “I didn’t speak.” “Then why is your voice filling my head?” 28. “The box that holds the ring is called a ring box, and the box that holds you and me is called a ring box.” Do you know what it's called? "What?" "A match made in heaven." 29. "Do you know what I like best?" "The look in your eyes." 30. Why do you have to come to my wedding? Because it will be awkward without a bride. 31. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I still did. 32. I suspect that you are essentially a book. Otherwise, why would you make me want to sleep more and more as I read it? 33. Let’s play with the wooden man and don’t move. Okay! I lost and my heart beat. 34. "Do you know why I don't put on blush?" Why? "Because I can't help but blush when I see your face." 35. "Can I say good night to you in person?" Yes. "Let's talk first." 36. "Why are you so domineering?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart." 37. This is a watermelon, that is a cantaloupe, and you are my little fool. 38. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow into my face one day. 39. What does "your existence is like air" mean "I can't live without you" 40. I am very capable but there is one thing I can't do. What? Won't leave you. 41. I drink all sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar-free drinks are suitable for you? "Slight sugar?" "No, it's my chest." 42. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit hard, so I must give you a piece of candy. 43. "The one at the amusement park, you can ride on it" "There is music What is called spinning?" "Trojan horse. ""mua" 44. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness. 45. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I will be worried about you. Look, is it my whole body? It's yours. 46. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain! 47. "Let's go eat the whole family" "This way we are a family" 48. I like this snack so much! It’s available in the school canteen. It’s called Zishayu. 49. “Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, do you know what kind of person you are most suitable for?” “I don’t know. ""my wife. 50. Your short haircut is beautiful and suits you very well. The color of your new clothes is very comfortable and suits you very well. The fragrance on your body is very soothing and suits you very well. I also hope that I suit you very well. 51. For me, you The name is always the most charming word. Do you know that when I call your name, I am pouring out my deepest feelings? 52. I am nine and you are three. Apart from you, you are still you. Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "Congratulations, you have one now. 54. My childhood sweetheart is not you, I am not you when I first fall in love, I only wish that the water will flow forever, it is you, I am you with daily necessities, and I am also you. 55. If I say I don’t love you, that’s a lie; if I say I don’t care, that’s a lie; I tell you I don’t have any feelings for you anymore, that’s also a lie. 56. “My three views are not correct, very crooked.” All the stars are gone, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life. 58. Guess my zodiac sign? I am tailor-made for you. 59. Can I call you you? I can take you into my heart. 60. “I feel dizzy when I see you.” “What’s going on?” “Maybe everyone is dizzy in love.” Topics for teasing boyfriends: 3. 1. Earth. Neither the sun nor the universe is the center of the universe, you are.
2. If the person who stays with me to the end is you, then the suffering, pain and despair I have experienced in the past will no longer seem important. You don’t need to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination. 3. Before I met you, I never thought about getting married. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married. 4. "Let's go to the amusement park on the weekend." My body is the best amusement park, come and play with me. 5. I want to be in both the ranks and you. 6. I want to buy a piece of land from you. I want to buy your land. 7. Do you know? "We are both too much." "Why is it too much?" "You are too beautiful, and I am too fascinated." 8. "Help me see what's wrong with my eyes?" "I don't see anything." "No? Look carefully." "Really not" "Yes, there is you in my eyes" 9. "Look at my eyes, something is stuck in my eyes" "No" "Nonsense, there is clearly someone I like in them" 10. "You are Rice Krispies" why? "Because I want to hug rice Krispies" 11. "We don't need to turn on the lights at night together" Why? "Because you will shine" 12. The blush is you, the heartbeat is you, all the love and likes are You. 13. "I want to become the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you" 14. I like to be content with the status quo, and I also like to be content with the status quo when I have you, and when I don't have you. , you can look forward to it in the future. 15. Can you play the guitar? Why does it touch my heartstrings? 16. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me in my 70s. 17. "Hey, I know that the wind pouring into my chest is "How does it feel?" "I don't know." "I just don't know because you are the one who entered." ” 18. “You know what? We both go too far.” “Why is it too much?” "You are too good-looking and I am too fascinated." 19. To me, your name is always the most charming word. Do you know that when I call your name, I am pouring out my deepest feelings. 20. Do you like drinking water? Then you have fallen in love with me. 21. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What? "Breathe" 22. "Do you know? "We are both too much." "Why is it too much?" "You are too beautiful and I am too fascinated." 23. I want it to be simple. Time is still there and you are still there. 24. I am very stingy. Apart from you, I am just strawberry chocolate. Ice cream, cake, milk, yogurt soda, etc. can win my heart. 25. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because I caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you. ” 26. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly I felt that a hundred years of life are just like this; the vicissitudes of life are only a few. 27. There are two things that are cute about me. One is that I am cute, and the other is that I love you. . 28. “It’s cold, I’ll give you three choices.” What choice? “I’ll go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we both sleep together.” 29. There are 100 ways to be sweet, including candy, cake, and 98 every day. I miss you so much 30. I’m super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be uncool for a little while. 31. “Have you ever been on If You Are the One?” No. “Then why do you look like me?” Where is the girl?" 32. "If you hold hands with a girl, do you prefer to hold the left hand or the right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, my left hand, I'll hold it for you." 33. I want to make a tree and plant it in your hand. 34. I My life is unrestrained and I never stop for anyone, but since I met you, I will spend the rest of my life protecting you. 35. “Have you gained weight again recently? ""No. "Then why do you have more and more weight in my heart?" 36. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to take care of you most. 37. I will be the best and hold you in my arms. 38. What constellation do you think I am? "Gemini?" "Wrong, I am tailor-made for you. 39. From now on, I can only call you "you", because you are in my heart... 40. Those who are close to the vermilion are red, and those who are close to you are sweet. - Tu A collection of love words to tease your boyfriend 41. I want to put you in the morning sunshine so that I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight in the middle of the night so that I can dream of you when I close my eyes. 42. You said there is a sea of ??people. I am afraid of being alone while walking. I say that it is not how you make do with crowds of people.
43. I heard that my husband manages the family well, and my daughter wants to hear the details for the rest of her life. 44. What time is it now? (12 o'clock) No, it is the starting point of our happiness. 45. Guess my zodiac sign. Pisces? Wrong, tailor-made for you. 46. ??Do you know what my shortcomings are? They are your shortcomings. 47. "I count on my fingers, you lack me in all five elements." "I am a charming man, you are charming." 48. "I am like a sweater, a man "Friends, it's like static electricity." Why? "When I take off my sweater, it snaps..." 49. Do you know what's in the eye of the beholder? Xi Tzu? No, you appear... 50. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three-quarters of me." 51. I want to do to you what spring does to the cherry tree. 52. I wish I could meet you. 53. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (Pork?) You piece of heartache 54. I have malice towards the world, but I have love for you. 55. I think I am so carefree. I like the way you look every day. 56. "Do you know what is the biggest difference between you and the fairy?" What difference? "The fairy flies in the sky, and you are in my arms." 57. "I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks." "But I just can’t help but miss you.” 58. Karen Mok’s cloudy days, Stefanie Sun’s rainy days and Jay Chou’s sunny days are not as good as chatting with you and me. 59. Where are you now? At home. You are in my mind now. 60. "I'm missing one necessities of life" "What's missing?" "You"
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