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Racing joke

A person rides a mountain bike to go out, because of his lust for scenery, he feels far from home. When I want to go home, I suddenly feel very tired and can't ride a motor vehicle anymore. I sat on the side of the road and reached for a ride. Because the road is remote, there is no car passing by for a long time, and it is getting dark. Suddenly, a Ferrari sports car stopped and the cyclist asked for a lift.

The young driver said, "Look, I'm a sports car with only one row of seats. The trunk is too small to hold your bike. I'll take you there. What about the bike? "

Bicycle humanity: "I have an idea." I tied the bike behind your car with a rope, and you slowly pulled me away in front. " I ring the bell when I feel fast, and I slow down when I hear it. How's it going? "The driver readily promised. So they set off together. Soon, suddenly a [Jim Jie] roared past [Ferrari]. This can get out of the way for the Ferrari guy to think, "You stupid [Jim Jie] also want to pass me [Ferrari]?" , so a foot pedal to the end, catch up. To outdo each other, the two cars ran for nearly 100 km, and the policeman behind called the policeman in front to stop them! Both of them were given tickets for speeding.

The policeman in the back called the policeman in front: "I saw an incredible thing today. Just now [Ferrari] and [J.J.] were racing illegally on the expressway, with a speed of 200 kilometers per hour. This is not surprising. It's strange that a bicycle is still behind, ringing the bell to overtake-"