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Selected dialogues of ode to joy

In our daily study, work or life, we are all familiar with the choice of dialogue. Dialogue choice has striking and thought-provoking educational significance. Are you still looking for excellent classics? The following is a selection of classic dialogues from Ode to Joy that I compiled for you. Welcome to share.

Selected classic dialogues of Ode to Joy 1 1. Bao Yifan lowered his head and showed Andy the mobile phone screen. It's a short message from Mrs. Bao. It was sent around 10 in the evening. "Where did you hide my daughter-in-law?" Take someone home at once. When Andy finished reading, "I'm homeless. Seek asylum. "

2. "Did I hide behind people when I was sarcastic? I forbid you. Is Qiu Yingying back? You idiot, you have no money, no looks, no talent, red eyes, you can't get along all your life, and you can't wait for others to embarrass you, you bastard with a bad conscience. Bah, it's not your turn. I think you are too confused. You will be a mouse in the nest, and you will be a shrinking turtle in 2202. If you have the guts, I'll kill you if I don't scold you. "

3. "Two adults, as friends, we respect their values. When we encounter different opinions, we remind them, but we don't interfere, but when they are in trouble, we will certainly provide appropriate help. This can only be the case. " "It doesn't matter if you look at Xiaoqiu going the wrong way?" "No matter. Many interventions are under the banner of care and love. Don't Qin Ying's mother interfere in their affairs? " "Now, Xiaoqiu is facing collapse." Andy shrugged. "Adults need to bear the consequences of their choices."

4. Qiu Yingying said bluntly, "I found that the best way to forget some stupid things I have done is to think about money." Guan Juer was stupefied and had mixed feelings. Suddenly, he left the lady's reserve, clenched his fist at the sky and gnashed his teeth: "I want to make money, too!" " Her family is well-off, and she always thinks highly of herself and doesn't want to talk about money. She always said that was enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially Qu Xiaoxiao who was inexplicably with the perfect man, she discovered that money was also very important.

5. "But do you scholars really respect me? I used a wrong word when I spoke. Which one of you didn't squint at me? " Andy explained seriously: "There are two possibilities for squinting. One is perfectionism, and you can't ignore the mistakes around you, but this is just the original reaction of picking your eyelids. " The other is intolerant and one-sided. Dr. Zhao should not be the latter. You may have exaggerated the former. ""You see, you see, it is people like you who want to use the least words. You are lazy and happy. We are tired of hearing the former and have to think about the latter. Can't you just talk about it? If I talk like this, I will be beaten to death by my clients, and I can't get business. Because you are a professional, people must listen to you. Therefore, everyone is playing a mystery. It is best to let people understand only half and make you shine. You hate it, you hate it. "

6. Xiao Qu's girlfriends saw it, but someone jumped on the bus and snatched the bill from Dr. Zhao with a difficult action. Without looking, they put the bank card into the waiter's hand. Dr. Zhao quickly said, "I'll do it. I am a man. " When I robbed my girlfriend, I said, "My sister paid for whoring with you, and you paid for whoring with so many sisters alone. That's no good."

7, from Chinese, to Chinese plus English, to all English, anyway, Xiao Qu-Kun gave up listening, Guan Juer fainted, Andy and Bao Yifan talked about striking the table and laughing wildly.

8. In the end, there are only two people left to face. But Andy looked at Xie Bin for a while, turned around and said gloomily, "I want to discuss the fears in our hearts with you. I am confident to tell you that the problem you have encountered is just pediatrics. You should listen to me and do what I want. But I just found out that I was too busy to overcome prejudice, put forward arguments and have the courage to speak out. ...

9. "Smelly, you were really sorry for Lao Tzu last night. Where did you die tonight? " "Go to hell, Lao tze in Andy's house. Bring it on. " Qu Xiaoxiao hung up the phone with a bang, and soon there was a knock at the door. Qiu Yingying shouted happily, "I'll drive, and you all watch." Then he jumped to the corner of the door and asked shyly, "Is it a light rain?" "Die you head, Lao tze depressed. Open it quickly! " Qiu Yingying made a gesture of silence and secretly opened the door slowly. There was a tingle in the hole outside the door, and then a careless one was hugged by a bear. However, Xiao Qu quickly turned and kissed Qiu Yingying's face, which made Qiu Yingying escape. Qu Xiaoyu proudly rested on her hips and said, "Gee, you don't even know that Lao Tzu is both civil and military."

10, Guan Juer couldn't help saying, "Sister Fan, if you can, give Mr. Wang a chance. He is so anxious. " "You are still young, you don't understand. I just wonder why I am in such a hurry to get married and fall in love. Think again, in fact, a person's life is relatively easy, want to eat and wear, and have a lot of time to play with friends. Don't rush to date after work, stay and kiss up to the leaders and get promoted. What about the picture? " "love" and "love! Love is vulnerable to reality. Love in adults' mouths is a cover, a fig leaf, and it is all vague. The most tragic thing for adults is to believe that they have love and be loved. In fact, it is to lie to yourself and others. I've made enough fools of myself. Xiao Guan, love has conditions, material conditions. Don't feel vulgar, it's the experience of someone who has been there. If you have love, you are qualified to talk about love. "

The classic dialogue of Ode to Joy is 2 1, from Chinese, to Chinese plus English, to all English. Anyway, Qu Xiaoyu gave up listening, and Guan Luo was dizzy. Andy and Bao Yifan chatted and laughed wildly.

2. For Andy, she can do it without saying anything, but for fan Mei Sheng, even if Andy pleads, she still needs many conditions to agree.

3, she has just started, and she has to go through many things to know her son's ugliness. If you experience it for the second time, you can't go wrong. Go three or four times and you'll get the hang of it.

4. A man and a woman need to have physical communication needs first, and then sublimate to the needs of spiritual and ideological communication. You can't get married until these things are over.

5. Bao Yifan lowers his head and shows Andy the mobile phone screen. It's a short message from Baotai. It was sent around 10 in the evening. "Where did you hide my daughter-in-law? Take people home at once. " After Andy finished reading, "I'm homeless. Seek asylum. "

6. Singularity knows goods. As soon as I entered the door, I saw this painting casually thrown on the cooking table, and I said, "Hey," "Fu Xiao plays with cars, Zhongfu plays with watches, Dafu plays with collections, and you have started to dabble in collections? A shot is a big deal. "

7. "Did I hide behind people when I was sarcastic? I forbid you. Is Qiu Yingying back? You have no money, no looks, no talent, you are jealous of you, you will never be famous, and you can't wait for others to embarrass you, you heartless bastard. Bah, it's not your turn. I think you are too confused. You will be a mouse in the nest, and you will be a shrinking turtle in 2202. If you have the guts, I'll kill you if I don't scold you. "

8, love only drink enough water, the rich can finally get married.

9. Meeting true love is as precious as meeting ghosts, and we are afraid and expecting. Then break the cocoon into a butterfly and enter your own world.

10, getting up is more difficult than a sedan chair bearer, and going to work is more painful than a dutiful son's grave.

1 1. When I was young, I was broad-minded, easily impulsive for love, and wasted my time wandering around. But when I came to my senses and got old, the road ahead suddenly narrowed.

12 There are only two people left to face in the end. But Andy looked at Xie Bin for a while, turned around and said gloomily, "I want to discuss the fears in our hearts with you. I am confident to tell you that the problem you have encountered is just pediatrics. You should listen to me and do what I want. But I just found out that I was too busy to overcome prejudice, put forward arguments and have the courage to speak out. ...

13, Qiu Yingying brawny tunnel: "I found that the best way to forget some stupid things I have done is to think about money." Guan Juer was stupefied and had mixed feelings. Suddenly, he left the lady's reserve, clenched his fist at the sky and gnashed his teeth: "I want to make money, too!" " Her family is well-off, and she always thinks highly of herself and doesn't want to talk about money. She always said that was enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially Qu Xiaoxiao who was inexplicably with the perfect man, she discovered that money was also very important.

14, the more you pay in love, the deeper you hurt. The saddest thing is that how much you pay is actually resigned. All endings are doomed at the moment you meet the person you love. You can't control everything, and it's no use using means. These are all side issues, which are irrelevant.

15, it is difficult to find independent spirit and strong personality among those who have no confidence to find the future by their own efforts.

16, Guan Juer and Fan both have mild myopia but refuse to wear glasses.

17, Kun kept silent at this time. She stared at Guan Juer, whose eyelids were red and swollen and she was still sobbing, and suddenly laughed: "Guan Juer, I am completely heartless to you, so I will treat you well for nothing. Go home. I won't trade with you. If you are not my friend, you are not qualified in front of me. " She finally knew that she was no match for Qu Xiaoyu. In the past, she has never suffered losses in front of Qu Xiaoyu, just because Qu Xiaoyu has never dealt with her, and she is not much better than Fan.

18. There are countless beautiful kissing scenes in Guan Juer's heart, including black and white, color and 3D. She longs for love and that kind of beautiful kiss. But she forgot that aestheticism belongs to the master. He and Xie Bin, two novices, went on the road at the wrong angle and at the wrong speed, without even breathing, let alone rhythm. Two people stiffly sealed lips, in addition to panic heartbeat, what all have no feeling. But Xie Bin persisted. He caught Guan Juer and improved his fighting skills in actual combat. Gradually, aestheticism appeared. And it is the most beautiful.

19, "Isn't that enough? Psychological shadow, everyone who comes out of this rotten house has psychological shadow. If they accidentally encounter some setbacks, they will all purr. If they are as lucky as me, how can they eat the small flowers in that greenhouse? "

20. On the way to success, either death or injury.

2 1 Of course, I never doubt that people at any level make friends with people at any level. Andy, except our neighbors, is an elite, just like me. My friends are all ... all right, man.

22. "Who sent it to the wrong place? I am not a corrupt official. How much is it worth? If it is too much, I will kill the assistant overnight and pretend not to receive it. "

23. "It's so beautiful." Guan Juer peeped intently, longing tenderly in his heart, even wishing to get in and install an X-stealing device between two people to listen to what they said together. Two people who are so smart, even sweet words are very useful.

She can say that she spends all her money on eating, drinking and having fun, but who are you kidding? She is very old and has nothing but a lot of clothes.

25. Instead of criticizing others at the highest point of morality, ask yourself first! If the other party is guilty, you are not guilty! No one is perfect, we can have different opinions in our hearts, but we have no right to throw stones at others!

26. I am thirty years old and have no savings.

27. Qiu Yingying is at the mercy of Fan. Apart from staying with Andy in a five-star luxury hotel for one night and eating a few meals, she usually doesn't even think about such high-end places. It doesn't belong to her anyway, and she doesn't want it. But Qiu Yingying walked through the discerning glass door of the hotel with the sealed box and Fan, wiped his clothes and walked into the hall. He felt guilty for the first time. Unlike following Andy, Andy can certainly handle anything. And Fan is just like her. She is afraid to touch those shiny coffee tables, big soft leather sofas and fashion magazines on the shelves, for fear that someone will jump out and ask her for money.

28. "Don't worry. Teacher Chen is telling an anecdote about his study abroad, and I thought, you can prove whether it is so bizarre when you come. " "I don't know, I'm reading except eating and sleeping, and I'm working except eating and sleeping after work. Or go back to China to join you. Life is so colorful that there is no time to think. "

29. As long as you are a normal businessman, no one will have a hard time with your performance. If I have no achievements, it's no use buttering him up. If I behave well, money can turn my enemies into my friends.

30, often compete with the same hobby, not a fool talking about shortcomings.

3 1, Guan Juer has been thinking about how to get her boss to write a summary. The boss's boss and personnel are all preconceived by her. After reading Andy's revised article, she realized that she couldn't learn this trick. In the same English, but Andy's pen swears that only a genius dares to abandon me. This spirit, of course, is preconceived. Even Guan Juer himself is imagining that what he has done in this year's work is so brilliant and extremely important.

32, man, when you are in love, the little bad you hide and leak will definitely become a big bad after marriage. When you are in love, there are many flowers. If you get the advantage of treasure, you will definitely shrink after marriage.

33. Don't think too well of others, and don't think too badly of others. We are all mortals!

34. "Everything is reasonable, and human feelings are articles." Pedantry is not desirable. Xiaoqiu, who "uses people beforehand, not afterwards", is ruthless. Judging people's dishes, the songs of the knife mouth are not easy-going, and Fan Meimei, who used to be responsive, needs to learn from them.

35. The premise of love is independence.

36. Xiaoqu, you often put a lump of shit in people's mouths to tell them that shit stinks. Who do you think will accept it?

37. Qiu Yingying was shocked when she saw Andy enter 220 1. She is eager to participate in Andy's life. She still remembers the last meal she went to Hilton with Andy. This is an unprecedented luxury experience for her. But after all, she restrained herself. Others' is others', hers is her own.

38. People are insatiable. Not testing people's desires is the most correct way to do things.

39, often with the same hobby for the world, not * * * fool talk about shortcomings? Tall! I hate being stuck in my head. However, there are countless small extension conditions in life. Under certain conditions, some people can become experts under small extension conditions even if their IQ is not high and their skills are specialized. Just like under certain conditions, Newtonian mechanics is absolute. Therefore, before we say anything to anyone, we need to see the premise clearly. Some topics can only be discussed by fools. Ha ha.

40. Guan Juer snorted. She insisted on the principle of not gossiping behind her back. She sent the message neatly.

4 1 is such a story that three points are true and seven points are false, in order to deceive people.

42. "Again, I don't see anything wrong." "Who dares to send her daughter to such a complicated and messy family? Two mothers, two fathers, have many younger brothers and sisters, and they don't divorce normally. They are all married. Who knows what will happen in the future, let alone Xiao Guan, even my parents dare not agree to have such a good son-in-law. Who dares to touch such a person? Look at Sister Fan's house. Ah! "

43. If you work for a living, how can you give up your life for work?

44. After a while, Singularity ignored the provocation of the car behind and turned into the service area. Andy opened his eyes and saw Singularity lying on the steering wheel like Sha Pigou. He turned his face and looked at her silently. She had to say, "No, hungry oh." Singularity didn't respond, just covering her mouth in one direction Nunu. Andy looked in the direction and found that it was the bathroom. He couldn't help blushing and jumped out. Indeed, she drank so much water in the nursing home. Singularity is terrible. Since it is so detailed, he will look at the scene where she was attacked just now. Andy feels transparent and naked in front of the singularity. She has no confidence.

45, my girlfriend tut-tut recited, "cricket, you're finished. Call me when you come back from a business trip. I'll go to your house to collect the body." It seems that nine times out of ten it was a man who divorced him. I tell you, the most convenient thing is to deflate after eating and sleeping X. This is the most beautiful. "

46. Relatives are not natural lovers, and relatives are not natural creditors.

47. No matter what your father said to me and did to you, I only hope that you will persist in being a decent person to anyone and everything, and match your words with your deeds. This is the pride that we people with high IQ and high knowledge should have.

48. Live in the workplace every day. It's not that I don't want to try. I am afraid that if I pay too much, I will make mistakes. I am afraid that others will seize these mistakes and turn them into handles, so that I still don't have such a salary.

49. Spring has come, and it is the season for everything to revive. With the arrival of the rainy season, everything began to stir.

50. Qiu Yingying stood bravely at the door with her hips akimbo, but her calf hit the pipa. I had to say nothing so as not to expose the truth.

Excerpts from Ode to Joy 3 1. Love is like this. The longer the better.

2, it sounds scary for several years, but it is actually like a fragile layer of paper, which will break when you poke it.

3, life is hard, how to live is the same.

The world is like a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the glass.

As long as you make money well, I won't suffer if I lend you100000 one day without blinking.

6. Bao Yifan (Shuo Yang): Everyone has something as trivial as others, but it is extremely important to himself.

But some people still get married in front of terminally ill beds.

Of course, when we broke up, we talked openly about the difficulties.

7. Andy (Tamia Liu): It takes too much time to fall in love.

Now we should compress our sleep to make up for the past deficit, and we should take two days off at the weekend.

The pace of life is completely disrupted, and many times I can't control myself. I need to work with another one. It's really tight.

I can't imagine how much people love to marry a man and have children.

You have everything, and your need for love is pure and beyond reproach.

Qu Wei: Will you get married in the spirit of marriage? That is really tired of living.

In my opinion, marriage is not a lifetime thing. Learning skills and making yourself happy is a lifelong event for a person.

But I won't discuss it with you. You were all taught by our ancestors to be stupid and single-minded. You only know how to get married, but you don't know why. You wouldn't understand.

9. Life is hard, at least we have each other.

10, don't challenge, life is too bitter.

1 1, maybe two people who know each other best can only become bosom friends but not lovers.

12, I want to hear a word from you, you deserve the best.

13. I want to break up with him because I like him and love him.

14. What's it like to love someone deeply?

15. I have a question for you. How can I catch up with you?

Selected classic dialogues of Ode to Joy 4 1. Life is full of foreshadowing.

If you work for a living, how can you give up your life for a job?

Adults need to bear the consequences for their choices.

Being a real person is the most tiring. Being a prude makes people around you the most tired.

5. Women don't have to tolerate people who please themselves, but also tolerate themselves.

6. In the world of adults, it is not as simple as telling the truth!

7. It is not easy for anyone, and no one has the obligation to grieve with you.

8. Roses have thorns, but no one hates them because of thorns. I really do, and I don't really love flowers.

9, perhaps sleek, but not sophisticated; Perhaps vanity, but not without a bottom line.

10, the workplace is like rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes have rules of rivers and lakes, and the workplace has principles of workplace. If you don't understand the rules, you will only be eliminated. Sometimes being young is not an advantage.

1 1. Everything has to end. Remember, no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

12, nifty is nifty, and character is character, which cannot be confused.

13, always strive for the world with the same hobby, not with fools.

14, almost forty, still a potential stock. It's too hidden. At this rate, it is estimated that there is still potential in the fifties and sixties. Whoever buys is bound to become a shareholder.

15, I wasted this wonderful time on embroidered pillows. This good man is playing hide-and-seek with me.

16, two adults, as friends, we respect their values. When we encounter different opinions, we remind them, but we don't interfere, but when they are in trouble, we will certainly provide appropriate help. It can only be so.

17, older girls have no right to fall in love, only the right to talk about the object.

18, love is love, the pursuit of forever is a gamble after all, and the pursuit of happiness can lead to benevolence. There must be a line between relatives, let alone friends.

19, everything between girlfriends can be unreserved, and only men can't share it.

20. Swallows know how to build nests for themselves before laying eggs, not to mention you!

2 1. At our age, it has become a matter of principle to be one year older and one year younger.

22. A good girl must be able to afford it and put it down, and treat men as clothes. Men like him are just cheap goods.

23, cunning is very important, but cunning should be hidden in the heart, not in the face.

24. In this world, no one's ass is clean, and there will be some handles more or less. No one is pure, so what Jianghu people hate most is people who don't know the rules.

25, the second law of rivers and lakes, people with dirty bottoms hate that people around them can't help the door.

Ode to Joy 5 1 Excerpts from classic dialogues. Always fight for the world with like-minded people, not fools.

2. A good girl has to be able to afford it and put it down. She treats men like clothes. Men like him only sell goods.

3, love is love, the pursuit is always a bet, and the pursuit of happiness can be a benevolent person. There must be a line between relatives, let alone friends.

If one person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem, but if everyone ignores you, we should look for the problem from our own perspective. Don't just think from your own point of view, no matter how bad your mood is, you should learn to exercise restraint.

5, we girls from other places, work is the only dependence, absolutely not, taking risks on worthless men. Absolutely not, don't waste your good time on such an inappropriate man. You will understand this truth when you are thirty years old.

6. Two girls of similar age are in front of you. One is a beautiful woman like a fox, with a lot of money, a generous dowry and a turtle. The other is a woman who has no foreign household registration, has nothing and is neutral. If you were a man, which one would you choose? City people are very practical.

Generally speaking, most people think that helping friends is a good thing. However, I am afraid that I will encounter two kinds of results: one is that there is no result, you have tried your best to draw a circle in the same place, and your efforts can only be in vain; What is even more depressing is that after others benefit, they selectively lose their memory, wipe you off the table, and even bite you back.

8. Life is full of foreshadowing.

9. You are really interesting. You have called me Sister Tian for so many days. Don't call me sister in the future. At our age, it's a matter of principle to be one year older and one year younger.

10, you see, you see, people like you are eager to use the least words, and you are lazy and happy. We are tired of hearing the former and have to think about the latter. Can't you just talk about it? If I talk like this, I will be beaten to death by my clients, and I can't get business. Because you are a professional, people must listen to you. Therefore, everyone is playing a mystery. It is best to let people understand only half and make you shine. You hate it. You hate it.

1 1, it's not easy for anyone, and no one has the obligation to grieve with you.

12, when I was young, I was so vast that I was easily impulsive for love and wasted my time wandering around. But when the reason is restored and people are old, the road ahead suddenly narrows.

13, love is love, the pursuit is always a bet, and the pursuit of happiness is the person who asks for help.

14, what did you say elite? In fact, he is a small civil servant who demands a lot. You have the cheek to ask me if you can come with me, mortgage to buy a house. I am out of my mind.

15, if you work for a living, how can you give up your life for work?