Who can tell me a funny joke?

One day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli: What is the motherland? Xiaoli said: Teacher, the motherland is my mother. The teacher said: That’s a good answer. Then the teacher asked Xiaoming: What is Xiaoming’s motherland? Xiao Ming said that the teacher’s motherland was Xiaoli’s mother.

Electric shock

The doctor asked you how you broke the bone. You said: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole. , I was shaking and shaking... A fool passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!