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Sometimes gentle and impatient translation of classical Chinese

1. Zheng Youkuang translated classical Chinese [original]

There used to be impetuous people between Zheng and Zheng. If you miss the shoot, you will crush the stork. If you don't win the game, you will bite your son. People say, "this is a sin of right and wrong storks." Why should we consider it? " Fu Yu. The pawn died of mania.

[translation]

There used to be an impatient man in Zheng Di. He hit the target without hitting the circle mark, but he couldn't play chess to bite the chess piece. Others told him that it was not the fault of the target and the chess pieces. Why don't you think for yourself? But he never understood what others meant. Finally, he was agitated and died.

[meaning]

A person will always encounter setbacks or even failures on his way forward. If we can find the reasons subjectively and objectively, it is possible to change this situation. In this fable, it is futile for Zheng people to vent their frustration of failure on people and things, and waiting for such people will be a worse failure.

2. As soon as you get up in the morning, dust off a few cases without wearing a hat, pour water into the inkstone, grind cinnabar lead powder, and get ready with a pen. Just take out a book and sit on the table and read it. After a while, I read what I had learned and took notes on the paper with a pen. Most of the handwriting on the book was illegible. Sometimes I sing, sometimes I sigh; Sometimes laugh, sometimes cry; Sometimes angry, sometimes depressed; Sometimes I shout loudly that I am happy, and sometimes I am surprised by surprises again and again; Sometimes I lie down and think quietly, sometimes I get up and run around. The servants who saw these scenes were afraid of being shocked and couldn't guess what I meant, so they talked in secret until I gradually calmed down. The maid brought wine and tea, but she didn't remember to drink it. Sometimes I accidentally bumped into it, knocked it over, and got the book wet, so I scolded it angrily, and the maid later stopped taking it. Sometimes I haven't eaten after time, and no one dares to invite me to dinner. Only my wife sometimes looks at me through the curtains and finds a gap before she comes in and says, "It's noon, can I eat?" I said yes. After the wife left, she forgot. Soup and meat are cold, so I brought them and heated them many times for me to eat. I still take a book with me when I go to dinner. When I am eating and watching, even if the soup and meat are cold or the taste is going to change, I won't notice. Sometimes I even scribble on the books I read with a pair of chopsticks. It took a long time to realize that it wasn't a pen, and both my wife and servant girl were laughing. I often study until midnight at night and look back at the servants. There's nobody around. After a while, snoring sounded around me. When I got up, I saw them all sleeping on the ground. A guest came to visit me. After the famous post came in, I met a book I read at school and didn't go out to see the guests immediately. When the guest waited for me, he became very angry, scolded, or asked for his name card back. I don't know. Probably because I was impatient, my family told me that the timing was wrong, so they yelled at him and kicked him out, but they didn't ask about emergency assistance, so they didn't rush to tell me. My wife is in charge of trivial matters such as salt and rice at home, which is very organized, so I have no scruples and concerns, and my hobby of reading is becoming more and more eccentric.

One day, I suddenly regretted it and decided to swear to quit, so I discussed it with my wife. The wife smiled and said, "You won't imitate Liu Ling's abstinence method, but you just want to cheat me on wine and meat to make up for the pains of the five internal organs?" I can only sit and watch you indulge in books, but I can't help you realize your plan. "I was disappointed and unhappy for a long time, so I think my book is really the same as Liu Ling's wine, and I'm worried that I will break my oath immediately. Besides, my hobby is writing. Do I still rely on women to treat me? So I smiled and answered her: "You are right, but it is not easy to be the wife of Li Bai and Zhou Taichang!" "So I no longer said to give up my addiction to books, but named my study with her semantics, called Drunken Study.

3. Classical Chinese translation of sexual relaxation 1. Translation:

There is a slow-witted person who is surrounded by fire with others in winter. He saw that the corner of someone else's clothes was on fire, so he slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you will be impatient;" If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was. Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "

2. Original text:

Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "I've been watching one thing for a long time. I said I was afraid you would be impatient, but I was afraid I would hurt you if I didn't say it." However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "I said," I am impatient, I'm sure. "

3. This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

Wang Lantian is impatient. Once he ate an egg and held it with chopsticks. When he missed it, he was very angry and threw it on the ground. When the egg kept spinning on the ground, he came down from the table and stepped on it with the anti-slip teeth of the clogs sole, but he didn't step on it. He was so angry that he picked it up from the ground and put it in his mouth. He took a bite of the egg and spat it out. Wang Xizhi said with a smile: "Wang Cheng's character is not worth mentioning, let alone Wang Lantian?"

Original text:

Wang Lantian is impatient. If you eat an egg and poke it with chopsticks, you will fly into a rage and throw it on the ground. It's no good for chickens to go down to the ground with their fangs until they stop spinning in the soil. It's terrible, and it's in the mouth of the ground. If you are bitten, you will spit it out. Wang Youjun laughed and said, "If you let Ann have this nature, what's the point?"? What happened to Lantian? "

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Personal data:

Wang Lantian: Wang Shu, whose real name is Huaizu, was born in Jinyang, Taiyuan, Shanxi, and attacked Lantian Hou. His official position is to ride a formal servant and minister.

Wang Youjun: Wang Xizhi (32 1-379), a man of few words, was born in a noble family. Starting from the doctor, to the general Ningyuan, Jiangzhou secretariat. General of the right army, who can review the internal history, is internationally known as "Wang Youjun".

Angie: Wang Lantian's father, Wang Cheng.

Appreciation of Wang Lantian's Impatience

This article is a masterpiece of characterization. In just over 50 words, the impatient character of the characters is vividly portrayed, which makes people unforgettable. The author grasps the essential characteristics of the characters and highlights their impatience. The first sentence focuses on "Wang Lantian is impatient". It's just a small thing to eat eggs in life, but it's very typical.

Eating eggs is like this, and doing other things can be imagined. The author skillfully uses verbs such as "stab, throw, trip, bite, spit" to describe typical actions, and uses "anger" and "truth" as expressions to make readers see shapes, sounds and people, and finally get the spirit, leaving a very clear and profound impression.